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...and "proof" she showers every night. She's totally clean, smells great and misses all the sex.
Rinse. Repeat. Get a real addiction, Hamber. Her blogs have gotten worse. Surprise that could be a thing.
Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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Rinse. Repeat. Get a real addiction, Hamber. Her blogs have gotten worse. Surprise that could be a thing.
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Jesus wept. This might be her most boring video yet.
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This nonsense of a thumbnail is a big reason her views are down. On the surface there appears nothing wrong with it, it’s a fat girl getting out the shower, right? Obviously she had to set up the shot and pose etc so what’s the issue?
The problem is not that it’s posed and fake, we expect that. The problem is it’s WRONG. Amber is a human impersonator. She’s an alien life form trying to blend in and making subtle mistakes that trigger our uncanny valley detectors. You want to fake just getting out the shower? Stuff needs to be wet for a start, including you. And who has towels inside the cubicle that you can wrap yourself in before stepping out? And how do you get that towel to stay on without holding it, heck, how do you even find one big enough to go around you?
On the surface this posed set up shower emergence scene seems fine. But it’s not genuine. Even while we go along with her intentions deep down we acknowledge the lack of sincerity, we sense it is a lie and we wonder what else is she faking to get views. At that turns people off. Go back to deep throating weiners Amber, at least those thumbnails were honest and real.
Frens please forgive me I’ve been on the Gin.
The problem is not that it’s posed and fake, we expect that. The problem is it’s WRONG. Amber is a human impersonator. She’s an alien life form trying to blend in and making subtle mistakes that trigger our uncanny valley detectors. You want to fake just getting out the shower? Stuff needs to be wet for a start, including you. And who has towels inside the cubicle that you can wrap yourself in before stepping out? And how do you get that towel to stay on without holding it, heck, how do you even find one big enough to go around you?
On the surface this posed set up shower emergence scene seems fine. But it’s not genuine. Even while we go along with her intentions deep down we acknowledge the lack of sincerity, we sense it is a lie and we wonder what else is she faking to get views. At that turns people off. Go back to deep throating weiners Amber, at least those thumbnails were honest and real.
Frens please forgive me I’ve been on the Gin.
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Imagine being such a filthy fat fuck that you need to stage shower shots to "prove" that you clean yourself.
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By the looks of it, with 40lb hamhocks holding it down on either side.
Is this to prove she showers? Or she fits in the shower? She still doesn't look like she quite fits. She's standing corner to corner
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This video was so boring, I just watched it ten minutes ago and can not remember what it was about. Something, something, shower and some food?
Please lets have a new caretaker arc soon. Like any typical narc, Amber needs another human being to reflect her personality back to her so it seems like she has one.
Please lets have a new caretaker arc soon. Like any typical narc, Amber needs another human being to reflect her personality back to her so it seems like she has one.
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Kelly tit towel vibes.
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Tiktok updates- posted October 26th 2023
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Not only that, but she isn't proving her hygiene to a doctor, social worker or family member, she is proving it to strangers all over the world.
What is that tiktok where she's a little kid then her old-ass self supposed to be? Pedo bait? Anti pedo bait? Running out of ideas?
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I am not sure why she keeps doing those ghastly tiktoks. If anyone was interested about her, she would have contacted her already. Anyone else is not interested. She is grasping at straws.
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Amber came out the shower dryer than her berginer lmao SPIN IN THE SHOWER AND BEND BITCH YOU WONT CAUSE YOU CANT.
She just leans in and wershes her mop.
She just leans in and wershes her mop.
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This last vlog is BEYOND SHIT, and definitely NOT worth a Plot Summary.... 
, but I am bound by my oath to Starfleet to risk my life (and sanity) investigating strange alien life-forms. So... not a full summary, but just the key points which MIGHT be interesting (as she'll later contradict them), or are at least chuckle worth:
The thumbnail of Amber in the shower is obviously done for 2 reasons: 1) to 'prove' that she washes, and 2) to 'prove' that she fits. Amber obviously hasn't learned that there is a difference between something that fits, and something that *FITS*. For example, like Amber, my dude Porkins here *FITS*:
Anway, 4 minutes of a hygiene routine that she TOTES does daily. Moving on
Amber does an 'Amazon haul' of 2 items. Some sort of serum for teeth whitening(?) and cheap black flats. It's fascinating that she'll spend thousands upon thousands for Shopkins, stickers, journals, and 'eggspurt laygos', but spends the absolute bare minimum on her FEET. Especially considering her feet are her last line of defense from her becoming bedbound and suffering from a wretched existence. Amber also eats some takeout - with rice, of course.
Amber does a mini Q&A. Basically:
, but I am bound by my oath to Starfleet to risk my life (and sanity) investigating strange alien life-forms. So... not a full summary, but just the key points which MIGHT be interesting (as she'll later contradict them), or are at least chuckle worth:The thumbnail of Amber in the shower is obviously done for 2 reasons: 1) to 'prove' that she washes, and 2) to 'prove' that she fits. Amber obviously hasn't learned that there is a difference between something that fits, and something that *FITS*. For example, like Amber, my dude Porkins here *FITS*:
Anway, 4 minutes of a hygiene routine that she TOTES does daily. Moving on
Amber does an 'Amazon haul' of 2 items. Some sort of serum for teeth whitening(?) and cheap black flats. It's fascinating that she'll spend thousands upon thousands for Shopkins, stickers, journals, and 'eggspurt laygos', but spends the absolute bare minimum on her FEET. Especially considering her feet are her last line of defense from her becoming bedbound and suffering from a wretched existence. Amber also eats some takeout - with rice, of course.
Amber does a mini Q&A. Basically:
- The hardest part of the move for Amber is the first 20min-1hour after she wakes up, because she's hit with a wave of heartbreak, depression, and MOURNING.
- Amber WILL weigh herself on camera soon.
- Bingo and the Casino does not AT ALL feel addictive to her. In fact, it's the opposite! SHE CAN TOTALLY STOP ANY TIME SHE WANTS TO, YOU GUIZE.
- Amber didn't buy the wallet for her mom (NO ONE CARES!)
- Amber's not looking for a relationship and wants to be single.... but there IS "love-life drama" going on behind the scenes (that she totally isn't going to talk about).
- Amber hopes that we'll get to meet Methmom, but she's really camera shy. Amber asked if Kristine wanted to be on camera and Kristine said no (so much for Amber keeping people off her channel to 'protect' them - she's already started pushing Kristine to be her side character).
- Amber can't think of any struggles she has living alone. Her main struggle has been waking up alone and reminding herself every single day that she's alone.
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Amberlynn might sign up dating on the apps. It is the best way for her to meet people who don't know who she is.
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She has showered more in the past month than in a whole year back in the Gaycare, just to make these caretaker-fishing TikToks every day.
I guess she must be bored in that place by herself, but it’s so cringe seeing anyone in their thirties making Tik Toks like this, when it’s an app for teenagers.
She is old enough to have a family and career, but here she is tarting herself up, trying to look like a skinny Gen Z, with the desperation coming through the screen.
I don’t think she will be forever alone, mind you.
She isn’t as discerning or snobby about partners as Chantal, I mean look at Becky, so someone will come along eventually I think, for a sexless type of partnership filled with Lego & shopping trips.
I just hope they will be on camera because I‘m not tuning in to her boring videos now, just watching these cringy TikToks.
I guess she must be bored in that place by herself, but it’s so cringe seeing anyone in their thirties making Tik Toks like this, when it’s an app for teenagers.
She is old enough to have a family and career, but here she is tarting herself up, trying to look like a skinny Gen Z, with the desperation coming through the screen.
I don’t think she will be forever alone, mind you.
She isn’t as discerning or snobby about partners as Chantal, I mean look at Becky, so someone will come along eventually I think, for a sexless type of partnership filled with Lego & shopping trips.
I just hope they will be on camera because I‘m not tuning in to her boring videos now, just watching these cringy TikToks.
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Guys...
After watching BOOM BOOM's retardo q and a's, I'm juss wondering (since BOOM BOOM says she likes being alone)
Do them panties look like the demolition derby track at the county fair, or what?
After watching BOOM BOOM's retardo q and a's, I'm juss wondering (since BOOM BOOM says she likes being alone)
Do them panties look like the demolition derby track at the county fair, or what?
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How can she watch this back and think "perfect, post it!"? It's not just cringe, it's so off that I'm wondering if she's writing these things down and reading them at her 3rd grade level. Hell, who I am kidding? That can't be it. That video would be 5 minutes long.
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All I know is, if any member of my household came out of the bathroom swaddled in towels, claiming to have showered but had hands that were that dirty brown? I would point, laugh, and never ever let them forget that lie.
Oh and the clip of Zachary Michael that Amberlynn shamelessly stole was from about 20 minutes into his video, AMBERLYNN CROSSES THE CASINO OFF "HER BUCKET LIST" from October 25 2023.
Scandal! Copyright strike when?
Oh and the clip of Zachary Michael that Amberlynn shamelessly stole was from about 20 minutes into his video, AMBERLYNN CROSSES THE CASINO OFF "HER BUCKET LIST" from October 25 2023.
Scandal! Copyright strike when?
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ZM is looking a little fat there. Seems like Amber is rubbing off on him.
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“I’m listening to yo mama he’s so cute!” How exactly? He’s basically straight MBP. It’s strange she gets giddy over a man she finds hot saying horrible shit about her, but woman or bitchy gay men do it and it’s disgusting.
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We've already MET MethMom, back when she finally came to visit when FatAl had cancer (and they managed to get obviously sick of each other inside a week). She was a boring, insipid leech then, she'll be a boring, insipid leech now.
FatAl has been using the "wrap a towel around my head means I just showered" gag since AT LEAST the Density Era. Totally unbelievable then, totally unbelivable now.
And lastly, FatAl was one of the least attractive children I've ever seen, even as a baby she was just.....off-putting. In that picture of her she keeps using of her about 12--I've never wanted to punch a kid in the throat before but geeeez, that FACE.
Ugly, fat bitch then, ugly, fat bitch now.
Things never do ever change in the Ambervoid.
FatAl has been using the "wrap a towel around my head means I just showered" gag since AT LEAST the Density Era. Totally unbelievable then, totally unbelivable now.
And lastly, FatAl was one of the least attractive children I've ever seen, even as a baby she was just.....off-putting. In that picture of her she keeps using of her about 12--I've never wanted to punch a kid in the throat before but geeeez, that FACE.
Ugly, fat bitch then, ugly, fat bitch now.
Things never do ever change in the Ambervoid.