Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[turkey lurkey]

Amberlynn might sign up dating on the apps. It is the best way for her to meet people who don't know who she is.

I kinda assumed she's been trying that this whole time but failed but maybe not then! Look forward to see what her profile looks like lol

 

[FatalTater]

Amber likes YoMama? Gee, whatever does he have in common with her last caregiver?
Perhaps what they say is true, you never go back...

 

[Major Pain]

Please, please, please, can some Oklahoma bull dyke just let Big Al hook you so we can stop seeing these godawful Tik Toks and Vlogs.
I'm begging here.

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

Imagine being such a filthy fat fuck that you need to stage shower shots to "prove" that you clean yourself.

What kills me about this is that she's so fucking determined to prove whatever that she'll to go to the effort of basically directing a short film meant to mislead people into believing she showers regularly, but then draws the line at the last step of turning on the water. I get that for deathfats it's exhausting, but it doesn't explain why you'd stop when you're already 95% of the way there. Only in small children have I ever seen this brand of retarded stubbornness and defiance for the sake of defiance, where someone for zero discernable reason goes to more trouble attempting to convincingly fake they've done the thing expected of them than it would be to actually have just done the thing.

If the YA fiction and Legos weren't big enough clues, this sort of thing confirms beyond doubt that Amber is, in the truest sense of the word, retarded. Good luck trying to charm your way into securing yourself a new domestic servant by broadcasting that as your personality. Amber in her early 20s and younger might've had a relatively easy time attracting partners with affected helplessness and immaturity, but she's too old for that to be a winning strategy now, and she's lucky it worked as long as it did. Anyone approaching their 30s isn't going to slide into her DMs because they find that shit cute, at this point it's just fucking exhausting.

tl;dr HAMBER JUST WASH YOUR ASS

 

[Constellationzero]

We've already MET MethMom, back when she finally came to visit when FatAl had cancer (and they managed to get obviously sick of each other inside a week). She was a boring, insipid leech then, she'll be a boring, insipid leech now.

FatAl has been using the "wrap a towel around my head means I just showered" gag since AT LEAST the Density Era. Totally unbelievable then, totally unbelivable now.

And lastly, FatAl was one of the least attractive children I've ever seen, even as a baby she was just.....off-putting. In that picture of her she keeps using of her about 12--I've never wanted to punch a kid in the throat before but geeeez, that FACE.
Ugly, fat bitch then, ugly, fat bitch now.

Things never do ever change in the Ambervoid.

Thank you. Sums up what I've been thinking.

1. Fat insipid leech may have "forgotten" when she "visited" her genetic dead end in Lexington and tried to parlay her dead end's YouTube "career" into gifts, money, attention, and online fame. The second she re-ruhhlizzzes she can't parlay Hambutt's fetid presence into gifts, money, attention, and fame, the real entertainment begins.

2. The dry towel/greasy hair schtick is just another reason Hambutt needs a live person with no real fealty to her to just straight up humiliate her often and repeatedly on camera and in public. Not to force Hambutt into complying to a social code...just because it's funny.

3. Everything about Hambutt (especially that childhood pic) is just dog fucking ugly and infuriating. Like such cows as Pixy, Kelly Lenza, Chantal, Corissa and Julianna, Hambut was, and is, AGGRESSIVELY ugly. It's straight up irritating seeing commenters on Youtube saying things like "Oh, Amber would be so pretty if she lost weight!"
No.
Just no. Look at Hambutt's roothless toothless no account goldbricking "mother." She looks exactly like I expected her to look. I could practically smell the stale Winstons and moldy black velvet paintings and carpeted JFK wall hangings shitting up the faux wood pannelling.

 

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[Xenomorph]

Amber likes YoMama? Gee, whatever does he have in common with her last caregiver?
Perhaps what they say is true, you never go back...

There ain't a dick long enough.

 

[lol cow supreme]

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This fat hiefer really put "gambling addiction" as the first word in her title and its LIDERULLY just a 20 second question in a few sentences answer to a viewer question at 7:34 in the video...

meanwhile https://kiwifarmsaaf4t2h7gc3dfc5ojh...appenings-feed-version-2.114933/post-17060431

 

[Mekahineyho]

I don’t see any loofa sticks or shower equipment. Based off of the shower size and destiny’s testimony about her whore bathing outside the tub at her moms, looks like she’s doing the same here.

last time we got a shower video, she got out and her face,arms and chest were beet red. She looks like she got her hair wet then put a towel on herself. I also don’t believe that a
550 lb woman would be so chipper and calm after having to stand and lift scrub and rinse her upper and lower body.

 

[pippeyyy]

I don’t see any loofa sticks or shower equipment. Based off of the shower size and destiny’s testimony about her whore bathing outside the tub at her moms, looks like she’s doing the same here.

last time we got a shower video, she got out and her face,arms and chest were beet red. She looks like she got her hair wet then put a towel on herself. I also don’t believe that a
550 lb woman would be so chipper and calm after having to stand and lift scrub and rinse her upper and lower body.
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The best part of this is the full size bath towel that she has tucked just around the front of her and it barely covers her. Think about that the next time you get out of the shower and wrap the towel around you. She's 100% naked from the back. Those aren't the small bath towels either.

 

[Even more 8008135]

I don’t see any loofa sticks or shower equipment. Based off of the shower size and destiny’s testimony about her whore bathing outside the tub at her moms, looks like she’s doing the same here.

last time we got a shower video, she got out and her face,arms and chest were beet red. She looks like she got her hair wet then put a towel on herself. I also don’t believe that a
550 lb woman would be so chipper and calm after having to stand and lift scrub and rinse her upper and lower body.
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Anyone who watches M600PL knows that the best misery and body horror comes from the shower scene, where the fatty bitches and moans about what an exhausting, tedious, and awful process showering is. It's inevitably followed by a statement about how they have to do it because, if they don't, they'll develop sores and rashes from poor hygiene. Once the shower is over, they're so spent from the effort involved that all they want to do is sit/lie down and eat.

Fat fuck Amber isn't special. She's a deformed 550-ish lump of scabs and lymph fluid just like the fatties we gawk at on TV. Cleaning herself thouroughly and properly would be a process just as exhaustive and miserable as any other giant deformed fatty. That she has the ability to even make a video and waddle around after her "shower", strangely dry in all the wrong places, is proof positive that she's a pathetic, dirty cunt.

That apartment must REEK.

 

[Bookish]

According to Rafe's IG, she's transitioning and on T. Rafe's IG

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

According to Rafe's IG, she's transitioning and on T. Rafe's IG

The most interesting thing to happen in the Post-Gaycare arc

 

[hydrochloric gunt wash]

Testosterone has hit the lesbian community like crack in an 80’s black neighborhood.

 

[Bogliacci]

According to Rafe's IG, she's transitioning and on T. Rafe's IG

Maybe Amber moving to OKC will allow her to avoid pooners and troons since everytime they're brought up the fags go insane in her comments over her horrible genocidal transphobia (not understanding troons or pooners)

 

[Boolean Bitch]

meanwhile https://kiwifarmsaaf4t2h7gc3dfc5ojh...appenings-feed-version-2.114933/post-17060431

Holy FUCK what a rabbit hole! Perhaps Amber should spend more time on the farms - reading threads other than her own for tips and tricks on how to mimic the shit she clickbaits in her videos.

According to Rafe's IG, she's transitioning and on T. Rafe's IG

Wasn't she supposedly getting weight loss surgery? I remember her and Hannah posting about it shortly after Amber quit her journey to nowhere (in July or so). I guess stapling the stomach shut has become so commonplace that it no longer gives you that same level of validation and "so brave!" from internet randos.

 

[Xenomorph]

Holy FUCK what a rabbit hole! Perhaps Amber should spend more time on the farms - reading threads other than her own for tips and tricks on how to mimic the shit she clickbaits in her videos.


Wasn't she supposedly getting weight loss surgery? I remember her and Hannah posting about it shortly after Amber quit her journey to nowhere (in July or so). I guess stapling the stomach shut has become so commonplace that it no longer gives you that same level of validation and "so brave!" from internet randos.

Now Rafe is a "Plant Daddy" with a neckbeard lmao wondering if Becky will let her beard grow wild and free.

 

[maybe a pigeon]

Wasn't she supposedly getting weight loss surgery? I remember her and Hannah posting about it shortly after Amber quit her journey to nowhere (in July or so). I guess stapling the stomach shut has become so commonplace that it no longer gives you that same level of validation and "so brave!" from internet randos.

Bolth.. She’s going to get WLS so she can see past her gut to admire her peen, after she grows one.

 

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