Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Billie Ross]

Don't forget the McDick's snackwrap video in the middle of the night.

"Here we arrrreee...the GOOD ol' MiCkEy DeEs!"

"Yoooo wanted honesty, and...you're getting it!"

Never have I been driven to such thought of committing violent homicide when I heard that and watched Becky just continue on towards the menu board. Many people were annoyed/pissed and said Becky had no manners saying "I need..."
Look: A LOT of people say that. Doesn't mean anything.
The fuck would YOU say if a 600+ pound pachyderm from the Brookfield Zoo starts braying mating sounds at you in the small hours of the morning and all you want is, like...two hours of relative quiet (save the heavy sex offender tier breathing)

Becky showed some class and a LOT of restraint not turning to the passenger side to smack the shit out of that smelly pachyderm. Most of us would've just took the car to an empty stretch of road, started accelerating, and repeatedly slamming the brakes violently until pachyderm stops braying.

Or moving.

Remember when she made Becky take her to the ER in the middle of the night and after drive till Cheesecake Factory and wait to open in the parking lot.
I think is time for her to order some sea food boil, with extra potatoes.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Remember when she made Becky take her to the ER in the middle of the night and after drive till Cheesecake Factory and wait to open in the parking lot.
I think is time for her to order some sea food boil, with extra potatoes.

And they waited in the parking lot for five hours until it opened, but first they had to go buy Becky clothes at Wommart because she was wearing pajamas when she left the house.

lol

 

[Neko GF]

the truth as to why my ex won't talk to me anymore....​

(11/14/2023)

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[Constellationzero]

"I nEeD sOmEThIng!"

* A job
* A steel toed boot in the unwiped asscrack
* A fucking grip

Ahhh... the great trashbag deathfat midwestern pasttime... shiddy cheap slots and CHERRRRCH! (not to be confused with Church's Fried Chicken)

Fell in lurve with the CHERCH singr... ell oh fucking ell

GUIZZE--did you know that Fat Albert GETS DRUNK? She was, liek...SHOOOOO DRUNK, YEW GUIZZE!

"Maiii ex...possibly wanted to get back togethurrr..."

I'll take shit that absolutely never happened for 500, Alex.

 

[lol cow supreme]

the truth as to why my ex won't talk to me anymore....​

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Yup. CPM must be going up leading to the holiday shopping season.. time to roll out the JUICY CLICKBAIT.
I'll spoiler it for you so you arent tempted until someone more awesome does a full recap:
- Skip to 7:54 of the 10 minute video.
-Amber her "her ex" -Just say her name it was Jade-cus she wanted to get back together but Amber already found someone else and already fell in love with her and was hurting jade so so much. And they wanted to try poly but. no.

 

[Billie Ross]

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She only eats 4 thin, sad, over salted, pork chops a day.
Yet is 550lbs.
Eeerr...

 

[I call shenanigans]

It's been said a million times but holy shit. Imagine lacking a backbone to this extent and bending the knee to your bratty 600lb cunt of a girlfriend, driving her faeces packed arse around at 2am because you just can't say no to her.

Hamber was so happy during this period of her life, no matter how much she tries to deny it. She had a brow beaten slave and a constant audience of two to show off around. She would have stayed there forever with all three of them if the option was there.

For me, it was the fucking FaceTiming while Becky was out doing the shopping. Write a list if you’re sending someone to the supermarket for you, text or quick call if somethings unavailable in case they need a substitute. Give them enough cash or a card to pay. You don’t need a full shop FaceTime. Was this like when Destiny said Amber would call her every lunch break to ensure she wasn’t cheating with a coworker? Better watch Becky shop in case a shelf filler or checkout chick tries chatting her up.

 

[Even more 8008135]

Better watch Becky shop in case a shelf filler or checkout chick tries chatting her up.

Some nice lady may have taken Becky to the customer service counter because she felt bad for the 11-year-old Special Ed boy out shopping by himself.

 

[heisenbuug]

Glad she is finally easing in the poly topic-I was so over the denial that it was ever a topic of conversation in their relationship. I am waiting with baited breath for the inevitable drunk livestream bashing Jade.

Thought the pork chops were probably the most interesting part of the video, I'm sure letting the food sit out to hit room temp isn't just "quirky" but because her teeth are literally rotting out of her mouth.

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

God she is fat.

 

[Salvador Dali]

When is this reconciliation bullshit going to end between Hamber and her mother? Their relationship isn't sustainable imo. These two suffer from mental illness, and addiction, and have decades worth of bitterness and tension - especially on Hamber's side. Inshallah, we will get domestic violence mugshots when they decide to beef it out.

Hamber portrays her relationship with her mother as mostly repaired, but we know that there exists some animosity between them. It leaves me questioning: if there were to be a falling out between them, what would the reason be?

Also, I'll never get over Amber being wooed by the progressively-hip non-denominational megachurch. A sermon designed like an MLM pitch given by a pastor who plays the acoustic guitar accompanied by bright LED visuals is a perfect way to make a child Hamber feel engaged.

 

[I call shenanigans]

It leaves me questioning: if there were to be a falling out between them, what would the reason be?

My choice would be Kristine not asking “how high” when Amber says “Jump!” If Kristine says “no”, or “maybe next week”, or heaven forbid goes on a holiday with her partner, Amber will mope about and complain that she only moved to OKC to be close to her family.

Also, I'll never get over Amber being wooed by the progressively-hip non-denominational megachurch. A sermon designed like an MLM pitch given by a pastor who plays the acoustic guitar accompanied by bright LED visuals is a perfect way to make a child Hamber feel engaged.

Those churches are cult-like. They prey on the most vulnerable, and Amber absolutely fits their target victim. Wonder what she’ll think when they tell her they expect her to tithe 10% of her income to them.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

***Amber will mope about and complain that she only moved to OKC to be close to her family.***


Amber’s idea of being close to family is probably akin to living in their laps, smothering them with too much of her demands and presence.

To me, it’s telling that this post breakup move put her within reach of family.

“If I can’t score a live in caregiver willing to be at my beck and call 24/7, I’m sure my family won’t mind doing things for me when I want them to. After all, they owe me big time!”

 

[Mekahineyho]

I don’t know if Kristine is actually enjoying her time with her daughter, but if she is it’s going to sting when a new GF moves in and all these activities together completely cease. I wonder if she’s correlating that her daughter needs to stop at a store or restaurant everytime they spend time together? Or maybe she doesn’t care because she’s trying to make up for her trash parenting when she was small. As soon as a new partner arrives, I foresee them rarely seeing each other because she’s going to start her shit of ordering food non stop and ballooning up.

It leaves me questioning: if there were to be a falling out between them, what would the reason be?

Probably her grandma or Tammy will comment about her weight and inability to be independent and Amber will catch wind of them talking shit about her. I can honestly see her mom getting caught up in drama regarding her.

 

[Xenomorph]

She's gonna say her Mom's man is hitting on her.

 

[FatalTater]

I'm not watching a video where Fat Amber is putting something vaguely phallic in her mouth while eyeing the camera so men will give her money.

This person Amber was "in love with" and it just hurt Jade so much... Was this a made up person that LiarLynn pretended to be talking to, likely as a way to try putting Jade in her place after Jade refused to do something that Amber demanded?
I'm going to believe that's what happened.

 

[I call shenanigans]

This person Amber was "in love with" and it just hurt Jade so much... Was this a made up person that LiarLynn pretended to be talking to, likely as a way to try putting Jade in her place after Jade refused to do something that Amber demanded?

I could believe she really was texting someone for a week, and texting is one letter away from sexting which means true love to Amber. She never had any trouble replacing girlfriends in the past. However, to the unsuspecting, Amber would be suffocating, and not just in the literal sense of the word. She would be like Chantal, expecting you stay up all night with her texting back and forth with next to no let up, and you better answer within a minute. Too bad if you happen to have a life, because she’d expect you to drop everything to prioritise her. It wouldn’t take most people more than one or two middle of the night texts before they’d tell her that’s unacceptable, and block her number.

 

[dfranki723]

How much longer is this bellend going to pretend that Wipey was just sooooooooooooooooooooooooo in love with her! I have to wonder if she really believes that (due to her fucking ego of course) or if she just wants her audience to believe she's special and desired.

Jade ran the minute she got the chance and it's not because she was hurt by the ''love of her life'' being a whore.

Should we be expecting a ChristianLynn arc anytime soon? She doesn't have a girlfriend to currently mimic so surely she'd have to rely on Mommy for her new personality and beliefs? Come on BelieverLynn, GodlyLynn, ChurchGoingLynn. Give us something mildly entertaining.

 

[Xenomorph]

She just using those sucking dick thumbnails pretty often now huh?

Anyways!

Here is what I feel is what is gonna go down. As an Amberologist and Amstorian what will happen is Amber will up the neediness gradually after her love-bombing her Mother and "Family" with gifts for Christmas (mainly her Mother will get the lions share).
She will start to ease in the guilt more and more when her Mother resists or rejects outright a request from Amber. But Kristine will eventually cave as Amber lists the reasons she is owed good treatment from her Mother.
Amber will then try slowly to drive a wedge between her Mother and her Mother's boyfriend. (Suggesting she only wants to hang out with Kristine only cause they lost so much time together etc etc)
It will come to a head when Kristine outright and firmly tells Amber No and it's gonna be hilarious. Amber's methods of control will always be the same. Love bombing, adding more and more tasks to her victim, removing the victim from support systems, upping guilt while now becoming demanding, getting the victim to be reliant on financial support and finally gaslighting while also encouraging addictive behavior.

 

[Free the Pedos]

Come on BelieverLynn, GodlyLynn, ChurchGoingLynn

Definitely heard this in Tom Harlock’s voice.