Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Plot Summary with Commentary, so short that it doesn't even need a spoiler! When we last left our Witless Wonder, Amber was doing absolutely nothing of interest. What happens is this vlog? Pretty much the same! Take us in!

the truth, weigh in week 1, & what I am doing to lose weight! | vlog

This vlog covers January 8th in the Amberverse. 513.6 sorry, typo 512.6 lbs (pannus on the towel rack). Amber states that the WLS clinic WANTED Amber to weigh herself daily. Amber films herself around her home doing non vlog-worthy bullshit like filling her napkin holder, doing laundry, and complaining about the stickers on her cup and saucer sets. Amber has been 'moving more', eating less, 'making better choices' (for example, ordering Panera bread instead of Jack in the Box), and intermittant fasting - which has resulted in her RAPID WEIGHT LOSS (sarcasm) of 3.2 lbs in 1 week. Amber shows the 2019 clip of her waddling outside for 2 minutes and 19 seconds, and boasts about her improved stamina since then (without proving it, of course). Amber also forgets that back in 2019 she was also bullshitting her audience about her enhanced stamina compared to previous years - and that the fail of a clip she just showed was the result of her audience pushing her to prove it).
 
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Becky should go live with a gun and complete her destiny, she is too cowardly to tell all about Amber so she is exhausted as is any compassion or interest.

As for the "vlogs" ugh. She is resigned to clickbait because she has no content, gorl that is fucking sad. I only check on her through the farms and Alex is shook because Christ on a cracker, she is really the worst cow.
 
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How is it possible all of Amber’s exs get fatter after they break up?
 
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Does anyone else ever think about the fact Amber's tarps are all that cheap polyester knit fabric that grabs onto BO and never releases it? You know, maybe it's a humid summer and you're walking around Chinatown and grabbed a cute fake designer top for $4? And you wore it and got stinky, but now when you wash it, it smells clean until your body heat warms that shit up and it suddenly stinks like LeDondre after a night at the club?

I bet her clothes smell really bad even fresh out of the wash.
 
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Boolean Bitch said:
Amber has been 'moving more', eating less, 'making better choices' (for example, ordering Panera bread instead of Jack in the Box), and intermittant fasting - which has resulted in her RAPID WEIGHT LOSS (sarcasm) of 3.2 lbs in 1 week.
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So, basically, Amber is just "winging it". To lose 3.2 pounds of fat in a week, you would need to reduce your calorie intake by 1,600 calories per day (3,500x3.2/7). Amber eats at least 4,000 calories per day normally, so she would have to eat no more than 2,400 calories per day. I believe that Amber is just losing "water weight" by not drinking as much. This is not going to last much longer and the calendar will be in the bin by the end of the month.

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Amber shows the 2019 clip of her waddling outside for 2 minutes and 19 seconds, and boasts about her improved stamina since then (without proving it, of course). Amber also forgets that back in 2019 she was also bullshitting her audience about her enhanced stamina compared to previous years - and that the fail of a clip she just showed was the result of her audience pushing her to prove it).
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I do not care who you are but at 510 pounds, everything must hurt, and moving is neither easy nor fun. Her walking Twinkie is going to the dog area, then back to the flat. She complained that her mother does not drop her off in front of the store and instead has her walk for a couple of minutes. Besides, the little exercise she does, would not account for more than a couple hundred calories a day.
 
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Turd Fergusson said:
So, basically, Amber is just "winging it". To lose 3.2 pounds of fat in a week, you would need to reduce your calorie intake by 1,600 calories per day (3,500x3.2/7). Amber eats at least 4,000 calories per day normally, so she would have to eat no more than 2,400 calories per day. I believe that Amber is just losing "water weight" by not drinking as much. This is not going to last much longer and the calendar will be in the bin by the end of the month.


I do not care who you are but at 510 pounds, everything must hurt, and moving is neither easy nor fun. Her walking Twinkie is going to the dog area, then back to the flat. She complained that her mother does not drop her off in front of the store and instead has her walk for a couple of minutes. Besides, the little exercise she does, would not account for more than a couple hundred calories a day.
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Her body must ache in the mornings especially considering how she probably sleeps on the couch. Herpling over with Twinkie probably exhausts her for half the day.
 
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Do you think Becky is gonna troon out? That was my first thought when she said she prefers to be called Beck now. Like she's inching towards something. A lot of these lard speds go that way. Except Chad Destiny. I feel like Becky's just the type.

As soon as I saw people talking about how she went live and talked about Amber, I knew it was nothing. Shit or get off the pot, Chins. Any tea she might possibly have is the ONLY interesting thing about her. Just do it. Capitalize off it. You did not wipe that ass for free.
 
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