Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Amber uses the app 'Map my Walk' to track her walkeeen, and claims to have been able to walk a 52 minute mile

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I'm assuming that giant pause button means you can start and stop your time whenever (like for waiting at crosswalks, or binge and nap breaks). She probably took all 3 days to reach a mile.
 
Strange, I don't think I see many other true and honest lesbians relentlessly brag about how many men want to the fuck them... In fact you normally see disgust and anger as a response.

The only men hitting on Pookie are her imaginary admirers or drunken, down-on-their-luck fetishists (and even that is a stretch).
 
What in the fuck is this?
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Hoo boy...

Was just in Becky's thread typing a long post about case management. I have... a few... of these... Shoggoths on my caseload. And, my God, it's like they're stamping them out with a die somewhere.
They all have the SAME things in common:

1. Fatter than almighty FUCK. Deathfat. Scorn ballsack entities. Looks like a living Beksinski horror.
2. The SMELLS. MEIN GOTT, the fucking SMELLS!!!!!!!
3. Greasy hair, poor, to nonexistent, hygiene, makeup if it's a woman.
4. Extreme creepy sexpest. Like Russell Greer with entitlement to boot.
5. And most of all
6. EVERYBODY. WANTS. THEM. EVERY--BUTTY WANTS THEM. TOADULLY.

Same energy with this Tik Tok. Glad I keep some Lysol handy nearby.
 
I know a lot of beautiful women who don’t have a third of the brazen confidence that big al has. I know she’s a raving narc but I am just stunned that she thinks she is hot shit and uploads herself (not even able to lip-sync successfully) to TikTok. I mean how? Just how does she look in A mirror and not see what the rest of us see? Even with all of the filters? She is a fucking one woman freak show. She is just grotesque. That thin, limp, greasy mop does nothing for her and her face is bigger than the moon. And that’s not even in a full length mirror.
It begs belief, I just don’t get it. Maybe it’s the ‘likes’ that also inflate her self esteem. I wonder just what it would take to bring her down to earth.
 
Strange, I don't think I see many other true and honest lesbians relentlessly brag about how many men want to the fuck them... In fact you normally see disgust and anger as a response.

The only men hitting on Pookie are her imaginary admirers or drunken, down-on-their-luck fetishists (and even that is a stretch).
She LOVES larping how she gets male attention. LOVES IT! I cannot tell you how many times in her vlogs going all the way back to 2015 of her mentioning how some guy was hitting on her or looking at her ass or whatever.
Not to mention the facebook posts when she was with the pooner about how she "gets hit on daily" by men.
 
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literally how the fuck. and thats not even her knee right? its the thigh fat draping down over where a knee would go
I think her calves are what freak me out the most about her. Like I have seen some athletic calves on women but this is so freakish I can't reconcile it in my brain
 
I wonder just what it would take to bring her down to earth.
A live person, or two or three (not "the hand.") to humiliate her early, often, and persistently, every time she opens her mouth, or tries to be "part of the conversation."
Preferably this should also happen in the wild. In public, like at Panda Express, Cheesecake Factory, the waiting room at the doctor's office, the grocery store, etc.
Early. Often. Constant.
Because it ain't going to take just two or three times. Hambutt needs to be intimately acquainted with live person, real time, LIVE and loud humiliation.

But for some reason, no one will do that. Oh well... maybe meth mom will when she finally snaps.
 
A live person, or two or three (not "the hand.") to humiliate her early, often, and persistently, every time she opens her mouth, or tries to be "part of the conversation."
Preferably this should also happen in the wild. In public, like at Panda Express, Cheesecake Factory, the waiting room at the doctor's office, the grocery store, etc.
Early. Often. Constant.
Because it ain't going to take just two or three times. Hambutt needs to be intimately acquainted with live person, real time, LIVE and loud humiliation.

But for some reason, no one will do that. Oh well... maybe meth mom will when she finally snaps.
So you're saying we should get her on Fishtank?
 
Oh yeah, totes 510lbs (while looking as big as she did at her 'highest recorded weight') and absolutely walked a mile. Not only has she lost her ankles, but her wrists have disappeared. What's the wrist version of cankles called (other than OMGWTFLOLFAT)? Forsts?

Okay, so an average person takes 2,000 to 2,500 steps to walk a mile (assuming 2,500 for short women). Then multiply by 3 (because of her short shuffling steps). So, 7,500 steps... rotating her hips and slamming down on locked knees... with those tripping hazard floppy pant cuffs threatening to give her another ankle situation type deal... and having ballooned up to *this*. Perhaps she should lay off the full body shots if she wants to trick her new Ambabies into believing that she can walk further than from her couch to the fridge, or from methma's car to the building.

The fact that Amber keeps talking about her mom being surprised by how able-bodied Amber is (all things considered), is making me think that Amber is still in the honeymoon period where she's desperate to prove to her partner (in this case, her mom) that she's mobile, independent, and not like other deathfats. How much longer before you think Amber gives up the charade? Do you think she even could give it up, or would Kristine put her foot down and tell Amber to get her shit together and lose weight?

I think her calves are what freak me out the most about her
I think for me it's the shins. Her shins look like another set of calves.
 
I know a lot of beautiful women who don’t have a third of the brazen confidence that big al has. I know she’s a raving narc but I am just stunned that she thinks she is hot shit and uploads herself (not even able to lip-sync successfully) to TikTok. I mean how? Just how does she look in A mirror and not see what the rest of us see? Even with all of the filters? She is a fucking one woman freak show. She is just grotesque. That thin, limp, greasy mop does nothing for her and her face is bigger than the moon. And that’s not even in a full length mirror.
It begs belief, I just don’t get it. Maybe it’s the ‘likes’ that also inflate her self esteem. I wonder just what it would take to bring her down to earth.
I believe this is why she has success with her channel. 80% of us are there to try and figure things out. Any of these morbidly obese types on YouTube. It could have its own college course. The basic rule of Cultural Anthropology that they drill into you is the premise of egocentrism. Do not pass judgement based on your own societal norms. It’s hard, as a member of the same world that these deathfats live in, not to wonder the why and the how and the who of their daily lives. But it’s a fascinating study. Obsessions with food, their makeup and nails, spending money, past traumas, starting over again & again, entitlement. Usually the tribe’s members that use up the most resources don’t survive. But the onset of social media has allowed these “weaklings” to in fact prosper, despite their lack of motivation and willingness to change. Similar to royalty via inheritance, this is a modern phenomenon that could fizzle out at any moment. Not in any recent history has this kind of gluttony been rewarded and desired. These females are improving their monetary lives and fame by selling out on embarrassment, public humiliation and privacy issues. Which is why most of them are narcissists.
 
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