Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[FatalTater]

New people watch one Amber video, they think she's just misunderstood or she just needs a little encouragement or the right piece of advice to get on track.

It's not until they watch several videos that they realize what she is, and even then they might not drop her as fast as they should, because they want to be seen as nice.

A few more videos and they either dip out or they become haydurs. Either way, Amber's channel gets lots of engagement. More money for LoserLynn! Yay! ?

 

[I call shenanigans]

She must be incredibly paranoid about people seeing any skin of her laygs that she has to wear pants that are so long she is walking on them and dragging them along.

Just incredibly lazy. She’s a shortarse and too lazy to hem the pants designed for women taller than her.

 

[often puzzled]

Amber's apparently too poor to run heat, (or her 'luxery' building refuses to turn it on) as she explains that she has to leave her faucets dripping to prevent the lines from freezing.

Rental companies generally send out an email blast or other form of notice instructing tenants to leave the faucets dripping when the weather is especially cold. However, that does not mean that Amber is smart enough to know how to turn on the heat, and lord knows the shower faucet seldom gets a workout.

It's a common enough practice-- rental companies telling you to run the faucet-- that it doesn't bear mentioning, unless you're trying to pad a vlog out for maximum ads and have literally nothing going on in your life. So, yeah, makes sense that Amber shared that.

 

[TardiX]

Dude she won't shut up about this mile and how proud she is and bragged to everyone.

Weird, for someone who goes on "several walks a day" with Twinkie and hours at a museum to be treating this like it's a one-off. Strange that.

 

[Botched Tit Job]

Amber's apparently too poor to run heat, (or her 'luxery' building refuses to turn it on) as she explains that she has to leave her faucets dripping to prevent the lines from freezing.

Nah, that's a thing in the south. The pipes aren't properly insulated so even with the heat on you run the risk of the pipes bursting. Gotta drip all your faucets to make sure the water is constantly running and doesn't freeze up.

 

[FarmVille]

Nah, that's a thing in the south. The pipes aren't properly insulated so even with the heat on you run the risk of the pipes bursting. Gotta drip all your faucets to make sure the water is constantly running and doesn't freeze up.

Everyone who lives anywhere where the temperature dips well below freezing has to do this.

 

[Xenomorph]

In order to fail, one must first try to succeed. She doesn't.

Granted but the point is these people are thick in the head. Goes to show how many fat fucking gunthavers watch her do nothing but invent new ways to troll these dents

 

[Historical Strelkov]

I love Amberlynn's looks of disapproval.
Her entire life revolves around the orgasmic satisfaction of a fried, salty, cheesy, fatty, sweet something. It's sex to her. Its lust. It's her drug.
Don't you DARE dispect her.

 

[Skinless Nugget]

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Lol, that didn't take long

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I also like reminding people of this birthday party clip so we can remember just how deformed she is. (And smelly, this was when she didn't bathe)

She looks like she's going to fucking explode in this gif & lard & blubber are going to coat everything in that garage. It's wild when the camera pans from the normal sized people, then to her HOLY FUCK. She's so disgusting.

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

Walked a mile? Lmfao yeah that's believable for a fat fuck who needs a handicap-retrofitted ground floor apartment. She might as well have said she jogged a casual half-marathon just prior to filming. Get off it, Hamber, those deformed, swollen, leaky, freak show legs are barely capable of weeble-wobbling your ass the few steps filmed for the audience's benefit.

She's so goddamned fat that she insists on being dropped off at the door to minimize the distance she has to walk before she can ease herself into a courtesy fatass scooter, so she can go point at things and find bullshit to add to the hoard.
She's so goddamned fat that she makes a big production of pretending to shower regularly, walk to the mailbox, and take the garbage out because she knows that we know it's so difficult and uncomfortable for her that she can rarely be bothered.
She's so goddamned fat that she literally relocated across multiple states to somewhere she doesn't even want to live because it is absolutely imperative that she have an able-bodied person nearby to assist her with basic tasks she's too fat to manage.
She is so goddamned fat that she is dependent on this able-bodied person to chauffer her around door-to-door to wherever she wants to go, because she can't manage to hurple a block or two between bus stops, and probably is incapable of shuffling up onto a bus from the curb anyway because she is so goddamned fat.

This really sounds like a person who can totally walk a mile without wrecking their shit so bad that they're too exhausted and sore to move for a few days. The chub rub alone would probably end up warranting an ER trip. If Amber doesn't show something on film, it's safe to assume it did not fucking happen.

 

[Doxmatix]

So what You Tube faggot who did no homework on the cunt made a video concerning her like that dumbfuck french cunt that is having these mouthbreathing morons inflating her massive fucking head with toxic positivity?

CinnamonToastKen's wife made a Powerpoint presentation explaining Gorl World to him, and he's doing a multi-part series. He has 4.72m subs so I'm guessing this brought new Ambabies in.

Link to vid is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uk8PtMBkjO4 and currently has 246k views.


Posted originally in Chantal's thread:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chantal-sarault-chantal-al-refae-foodie-beauty.36883/post-17504522 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chantal-sarault-chantal-al-refae-foodie-beauty.36883/post-17508726
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chantal-sarault-chantal-al-refae-foodie-beauty.36883/post-17508786

 

[Xenomorph]

DAT CHIN

 

[marjoram]

Newbies ALWAYS get this wrong--not like it's hard or anything. OK Mrs. CinnamonToast; Chantal's middle name is OLIVE. Get that? OLIVE. Marie is just her confirmation name.

eta: jeebus crist Dana; you open tin cans with that thing?

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

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literally how the fuck. and thats not even her knee right? its the thigh fat draping down over where a knee would go

I don't think that's a foot. I'm pretty sure it's just the fabric from her stretched beyond all recognition laygeens pooling around her foot. It's a weird optical illusion. It's easy to forget how short she is, but I assume it's very difficult to find pants in a 110 inch waist and 26 inch inseam.

Please, God, let it be an optical illusion.

 

[Mekahineyho]

She did a boomer ass clip last year where she films the laptop screen to show herself buying those pants from woman within. She clicked on tall stating “because of my lipedema” so basically saying that’s her way of containing her legs from touching the ground since they seem to go under her flats. It’s almost like there isn’t a specialist that can show her how to wrap her legs so she doesn’t have to wear floppy pants that drag on the ground.

 

[Probably your mom]

Which calves? Her back ones or the ones that go over her shin bones?

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I also like reminding people of this birthday party clip so we can remember just how deformed she is. (And smelly, this was when she didn't bathe)

Even Becky wouldn’t stand too close to her

 

[Bibbity Bobbity]

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DAT CHIN

Dana needs to lay off the photoshop.

 

[pippeyyy]

Dana needs to lay off the photoshop.

I see this chin everywhere. It has to be a built-in filter. Seriously, who the fuck wants a chin like Phineas?
I'm guessing her weightloss has stalled since she is back posting head in the box, filtered to hell selfies.

 

[lostinwoods]

bring back the buzz balls or better yet do a mookbong!! This whole arc of 'proving I can walk a mile' bs is boring!

 

[StrawberryDouche]

CinnamonToastKen's wife made a Powerpoint presentation explaining Gorl World to him, and he's doing a multi-part series. He has 4.72m subs so I'm guessing this brought new Ambabies in.

Link to vid is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uk8PtMBkjO4 and currently has 246k views.
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Posted originally in Chantal's thread:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chantal-sarault-chantal-al-refae-foodie-beauty.36883/post-17504522 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chantal-sarault-chantal-al-refae-foodie-beauty.36883/post-17508726
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chantal-sarault-chantal-al-refae-foodie-beauty.36883/post-17508786

This is the first time I've watched these people and I want them all to be eaten alive by coconut crabs. I hate them. The old faggot in the cat ears, the fat hapa faggot, and the wife faggot. Crabs crabs crabs.