Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Constellationzero]

That's a 600+ pound bitch.

(Looks around)
You hear that? You fucking hear that?
Calliope music.
It's like I'm in fucking Baraboo, or at the Tommy Bartlett Show!

 

[Skinless Nugget]

What in the fuck is this?

Holy shit she's going to be bald by the end of the year unless she gets a trim. I love how she refuses to cut her ugly ass scraggly hair just to stick it to the HAyDuRs. Well, her hair is one of the only things that'll ever be thin on her. That & her lips.

her feet...

Is she wearing only socks!? She looks like a fucking bum. She's lying her stupid ass off with the weight she's claiming. Does she forget that we can SEE her!?

 

[Skinless Nugget]

And Twonker's asshole--which is infinitely more attractive than FatAl.

Our big gorl starts actin' all uppity 'n shit somebody just needs to put up that picture Eric took of her sitting on the couch at the Fag Shanty.
FatAl LOVES that picture.

This pic? The one where she looks like a giant human pile of shit???

 

[TardiX]

Who took the walking picture?

 

[Xenomorph]

Shes in the process of turning around, that said she is 1000% pigeon-toed

 

[Lesbian Grandma]

just ignore the fact that she did everything she could to nuke her B.E.D. diagnosis from orbit).

She literally doesn't even try to keep her bullshit straight anymore, she straight up said previously that her BED was a misdiagnosis and that she was diagnosed with food addiction now. If you don't have BED why are you using advice that was given to you FOR your BED liarlynn?

 

[TheTruck2]

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literally how the fuck. and thats not even her knee right? its the thigh fat draping down over where a knee would go

Um, eww. Are legs supposed to work that way?

Which direction is she walking? The leg on our right looks like it's moving away and the one on the left looks like its coming toward the camera? My brain can't even parse this.

Nevermind, now that I've seen the full photo, it makes slightly more sense.

But still - the curves? Curves like that don't belong on legs...

 

[pippeyyy]

I think her calves are what freak me out the most about her. Like I have seen some athletic calves on women but this is so freakish I can't reconcile it in my brain

Which calves? Her back ones or the ones that go over her shin bones?

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This pic? The one where she looks like a giant human pile of shit???

Or this pic and gif where she looks like, what?, an imagined movie super fatty who is killed because of gluttony?


I also like reminding people of this birthday party clip so we can remember just how deformed she is. (And smelly, this was when she didn't bathe)

 

[dfranki723]

She literally doesn't even try to keep her bullshit straight anymore, she straight up said previously that her BED was a misdiagnosis and that she was diagnosed with food addiction now. If you don't have BED why are you using advice that was given to you FOR your BED liarlynn?

That's because she was lying. She was never diagnosed in the first place, she read symptoms and treatment methods online so she could mimic them on camera and use this ''dainty'' eating disorder as a shield.

She's a fat food addict. The human embodiment of greed. There's no BED. There never has been.

 

[Jizzrag]

I think she went therapist-shopping until she found someone that did diagnose her with BED. But then she was going for weightloss surgery and having BED would disqualify her, so the BED diagnosis became a misdiagnosis. Now that she's not going for WLS she wants the BED back.

 

[RedMage]

her feet...
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She must be incredibly paranoid about people seeing any skin of her laygs that she has to wear pants that are so long she is walking on them and dragging them along.

 

[Mekahineyho]

She said something weird last year that after her foot dangled from falling,that it healed crooked and she couldn’t stand on the scale right. This bitch just makes up stuff how would a sprained ankle make your foot heal in a different angle? Her untreated lipdemea is just expanding and making her feet splay out. They have always been that way

 

[Even more 8008135]

She must be incredibly paranoid about people seeing any skin of her laygs that she has to wear pants that are so long she is walking on them and dragging them along.

I mean, we did have an entire thread dedicated to her ankle balls ...

 

[Xenomorph]

Fat bitch dirty deleted her Tik Tok saying she hated men lmao oh and comments are off again

 

[Point Emerging]

A live person, or two or three (not "the hand.") to humiliate her early, often, and persistently, every time she opens her mouth, or tries to be "part of the conversation."
Preferably this should also happen in the wild. In public, like at Panda Express, Cheesecake Factory, the waiting room at the doctor's office, the grocery store, etc.
Early. Often. Constant.
Because it ain't going to take just two or three times. Hambutt needs to be intimately acquainted with live person, real time, LIVE and loud humiliation.

But for some reason, no one will do that. Oh well... maybe meth mom will when she finally snaps.

Early and often ... https://youtu.be/XF3inumRhPI?si=ptt2h6_qjEyG4K7q

 

[Constellationzero]

Which calves? Her back ones or the ones that go over her shin bones?

Edit to avoid double posting:



Or this pic and gif where she looks like, what?, an imagined movie super fatty who is killed because of gluttony?View attachment 5631699
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I also like reminding people of this birthday party clip so we can remember just how deformed she is. (And smelly, this was when she didn't bathe)

Notice she and Becky were relegated to the open end of the garage. Away from the party guests.

RE: Layyyyggggs

That's LYMPHedema, not lipedema like Hambutt wants to sell you. Lipedema is more of the elusive "condition" fat fucks like her covet to duck personal responsibility. Lymphedema (in her case) is 1,000% self inflicted, and the only hope of even alleviating symptoms is to lose weight.

She no likey.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

When you look at Amber, we should not look at the details and instead focus on the whole Amber.

Can Amber walk a mile? It does not matter. Amber has said in the past that she hates exercising. She complained that her mother parks too far from the entrance of the stores. That mile walk is a one-off and do not expect that it will become a regular occurrence. All she will do is to walk Twinkie to the dog park in her building, or the stores, the bingo hall, or the casino if her mother goes there. No exercise for our girly pop princess.

Can Amber clean? Amber talks a big game about cleaning, but all the cleaning has been done by her girlfriends in the past. Amber will not clean unless absolutely necessary.

Can Amber cook? No. Amber cannot follow recipes and is just winging in. All her cooking is a salty and garlicky mess. In reality, Amber orders all her food.

Will Amber lose some weight? See January 2022, 2021, 2020, etc. Losing 10-20 pounds when you are 500 pounds is somewhat easy. Losing 100-200 pounds is not. This should be done under medical supervision. Amber is not interested in losing weight if it interferes with her eating.

Will Amber get medical and psychological help? Amber talked about getting a psychotherapist a few weeks ago. Nothing happened. Amber complains about her lymphedema but does nothing about it. By now, she might run out of her prescription drugs if she is still taking them, which I am doubtful. Amber's next medical visit will be at the ER.

Will Amber get a new girlfriend? At 33 years old, it has become more difficult, and it does seem that there is no taker in OKC. I guess that showing that your interests are Legos and bingo, does not warm the heart of mid-30's women. She wants Jade back because of it.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

Vlog Alert!!
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geQY-VHysfg
Invidious: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=geQY-VHysfg


Plot Summary with Commentary, so short that it doesn't need a spoiler! When we last left our Witless Wonder, Amber was pretending that she had just walked a mile, and was showing off her newly formed junk jewellry hoard. Get your shovels ready, as I can already smell the bullshit from here! TAKE US IN!!

lying about my weight, I'm so mad at myself, & an earthquake happened!! | vlog

NONTENT. This vlog covers January 11th to January 12th in the Amberverse. Amber thanks her retarded Ambabies for falling for her 'walking a mile' bullshit and tries to debunk the haydurs. Ceiling-shot weigh-in of 509.6lbs (pannus on the towel rack). Amber's apparently too poor to run heat, (or her 'luxery' building refuses to turn it on) as she explains that she has to leave her faucets dripping to prevent the lines from freezing. Amber admits to editing her weigh-ins by editing out pauses between the scale's talking, but not FAKING her weigh-ins (it's pointless to ask a liar if they're lying). Amber pretends that she doesn't know how to fake a weigh-in - despite having a history of admitting to inaccurate home weigh-ins as far back as the Krystle era, all the way to as recently as during the WLS arc. Amberlynn's fat started "WobbLynn", and she realized after it stopped that it had just experienced a 4.4 magnitude earthquake. The fake walk the day before ended up unleashing The Binge Monster(TM) her food addiction the next day and she was totally not on track (summoning fake tears and surprising absolutely no one). Really really really friggin hard! Amber prepares her audience for a bad weigh in next vlog. Lots of laygoez talk.


Just like I said in a previous post, she'll just keep spouting bullshit weights in the 510-540lbs range. She dipped below the 510, so time to cry about a bad binge... uh, food addiction episode? Bender? I don't know what to call it - gluttony? Yeah, gluttony. After seeing the full-body shot she posted (likely snapped by Kristine), even her newest and dumbest Ambabies aren't going to believe she's sub 500 - which disappoints me immensely. I was looking forward to Amber boasting about being down to the 470s a couple of months from now, giving weight loss advice, while still looking exactly the same.

 

[Xenomorph]

So what You Tube faggot who did no homework on the cunt made a video concerning her like that dumbfuck french cunt that is having these mouthbreathing morons inflating her massive fucking head with toxic positivity? Some ugly frump even claimed her jackket is wait for it.....chic. LMAO COME THE FUCK ON.

HURR ITZ OKAY AMBURRR WE ALL SLIP UP, bitch this cunt has slipped so much she burrowed straight through the Earth to the other side.

THE BITCH JUST TOLD YOU SHE FAILED SHE ALWAYS FAILS THIS IS SOMETHING SHE WILL KEEP DOING BECAUSE SHE DOES.NOT.WANT.TO.LOSE.WEIGHT.
holy fuck these people are dentheads. SHE SAID SHE IS AFRAID TO LOSE WEIGHT BECAUSE HER CHANNEL WILL SUFFER AND BECAUSE THE FAT CUNT WANTS TO BE A FAT CUNT.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

THE BITCH JUST TOLD YOU SHE FAILED SHE ALWAYS FAILS

In order to fail, one must first try to succeed. She doesn't.