Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

(insert autistic shrieking at the video uploader on this fucking site here)

Praise be Tor. Here is potato archive.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

Gorlie pop has a Valentine who bought her an expensive laygo set. This Valentine gworl is her best friend in the whooole world but they're also cRuSHiNg on each other. Y'all WISH you could be as socially intelligent as Grizzlynn. She has known her bestest friend ever.... since September. 5 months is normal people's 5 years. Bearlynn just has advanced social skills.

It's probably that fat fuck from Milwaukee she was crushing on.

 

[FarmVille]

Amberlynn videos always bring in the most bizarre oversharing….: humble brags? Hatur nation full of cheap dates

 

[FickleFuck]

I hate Batman but let me have an anonymous stranger buy me a Bat Cave leygo after hint hint hinting how much I love the leygos. I wouldn't call the story farfetched but it seems like we are in for another Wipey Era.

Edit: @Skinless Nugget
You have a good point as well. We know Hamber loves to give the illusion of being desired and will buy herself shit, her own engagement ring twice being a good example of that.

 

[turkey lurkey]

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Amberlynn videos always bring in the most bizarre oversharing….: humble brags? Hatur nation full of cheap dates

I feel ya can definitely get annoying with people just bragging in details on how much better they handle their trauma. I miss the exceptional hater thread.

 

[maybe a pigeon]

Please let there be no Wipey Part Deux. The last thing I need is another educated fat fetishist mumbling off camera and acting like a combination uplifting influence and fitness coach. Remember the visit to the Museum of American Slavery? Remember the healthy meals? Fuck that nonsense. I want Destiny II: Electric Boogaloo. I want someone who wants to eat at Denny’s and shop at Wal-Mart but who will appear on camera, loud and proud, preferably calling Amber out on her bullshit.

Please Father Christmas, if you love me a lot,
Bring me a sassy lesbian white trash THOT!

 

[ExplodedWhale]

Lexus, of the luxury vehicle Lexus family?

Yes. It's actually not uncommon for white trash hillbillies. PL but I knew a girl called Chevvie, because her birth name was Chevrolette.

They also have a website set up for the occasion.

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I don't know why but the Snapchat filter pic on a site like that killed me. Classy ladies.

Please Father Christmas, if you love me a lot,
Bring me a sassy lesbian white trash THOT!

Also this please!! The only thing that sucks about being white trash is that there will more than likely be kids around, whether it's the girlfriend's or her white trash family's. Little kids don't deserve that.

 

[Skinless Nugget]

I hate Batman but let me have an anonymous stranger by me a Bat Cave leygo after hint hint hinting how much I love the leygos. I wouldn't call the story farfetched but it seems like we are in for another Wipey Era.

Guaranfuckinteed she bought that shit hershelf bcuz she's tryna show us hAyDuRs how desirable & wanted she is.

 

[goodgrief]

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Amberlynn videos always bring in the most bizarre oversharing….: humble brags? Hatur nation full of cheap dates

All the gorls bring out humble bragging gorls who aren't aware that they too are gorls and that there's nothing to brag about.

Every Amber or Chantal or Glitter and Lazers or whichever of them WILL have the "How is she so lazy??? So frivolous and immature??? I have 2 jobs, 7 children and a husband. I pack everyone's lunches, get my kids to school and when I come back from my 2 JOBS I clean the house, do homework with my kids and I cook a nutritious HEALTHY meal while my husband sits around! Then I lay out everyone's clothes for the next day and iron my husband's shirts. If I can do it, so can she!! And did I mention I'm half her size???"

Gorlie ma'am, you're a slave. No one's jealous, and half their size is still like 250lbs so.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

The anachans who flock to Gorlworld videos are so tedious. No one fucking cares that a 20 nugget meal would feed you, your children, and your husband till easter. Not being able to eat the same amount as a 500 el bee food junkie is not a flex.

 

[FarmVille]

All the gorls bring out humble bragging gorls who aren't aware that they too are gorls and that there's nothing to brag about.

Every Amber or Chantal or Glitter and Lazers or whichever of them WILL have the "How is she so lazy??? So frivolous and immature??? I have 2 jobs, 7 children and a husband. I pack everyone's lunches, get my kids to school and when I come back from my 2 JOBS I clean the house, do homework with my kids and I cook a nutritious HEALTHY meal while my husband sits around! Then I lay out everyone's clothes for the next day and iron my husband's shirts. If I can do it, so can she!! And did I mention I'm half her size???"

Gorlie ma'am, you're a slave. No one's jealous, and half their size is still like 250lbs so.

“In the real world we can’t just take a ‘mentals is scary break’ from work!! I have to go to my job even if I’m vomiting-my manager will put a garbage can near my desk but I still have to finish my twelve hour shift!!”

Y’all that’s something you should be taking up with OSHA, not posting on a YT video.

 

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I don’t comment on Amber much, but kudos to the regular contributors to this thread. I can’t even watch ‘reactions’ to Amber (let alone raw dog) because she makes me cringe so much, I hurt.

I find it genuinely sad that this low IQ person spends her time and her (lucky, lucky) money like she does. And then there’s the lying…..her weight, her food, her friends, her mood. I refuse to believe that she is, as she presents… happy, rich, surrounded by dear friends who gift her any Lego set she wishes…..and that’s kinda sad.

I’m postulating , that she drags herself out of bed at midday. Finds some clothes that a) fit and b) pass the smell test….watches Netflix on the tv whilst she scans YouTube for any mentions. She orders food. She puts Lego together whilst listening to YouTubers whom she takes her personality from…..then eats. Scrolls social media until she sleeps at like 4am. (Maybe the clothes don’t pass the smell test, who cares?)

She has no friends. Her mum can spare some time for her at weekends. Fair enough. It would honestly be nice for her if she developed a new, improved relationship with her mother. I can see nothing negative there…..except if mama-Lynn is feeling a little guilty and trying to make up for the past….or trying to ingratiate herself for a slice of the YouTube money.

I think it is a fantastic sign that Mama Lynn chose to do that charity donation instead of birthday presents. Amber tells us all the time that “her love language’ is ‘giving’. I might be being over presumptuous, but Mama Lynns reasoning for this might actually be really good. As in ….She knows that Amber goes Ham on presents at holiday times, and she wants to say to her daughter…”stop spending frivolously”. Give me rainbows, but I read that quite clearly. Mama Lynn knows how stupidly Amber spends money all the time, but especially on holidays. It’s one of her addictions.

I can’t help feeling that Amber must have had the wind taken out of her sails when she found out she had to give to charity and couldn’t utilise her “love language” and had to give to charity.

So now she has a ‘valentine’ who bought her stupid, expensive Lego sets. Yeah, sure.

I used to say very mean and ugly things here and sometimes make very mean photoshops. I realise now, it didn’t make me feel good, so I’ve given that up. But, God, Amber lying so much and pretending to have such a happy, friend- filled life…Makes me fume. “Girly Pop”. You are a sad and totally useless human. You lie. You ‘thirst trap’…..God, I feel sick….and you have ‘Main Character Syndrome’ for sure and you make yourself totally unlikeable and (sorry) ugly, inside and out.

Amber will never contemplate finding a proper job. She’ll never have any friends. She’s stuck where she is. She’d do better filming Twonk, Rarity and Wasabi…..cute as all hell.

She cannot continue doing dumb. Boring, (obviously lying …”going out with fiends” vlogs..because they are boring, obviously lies and most important….. People hate “Oh, I’m such a quirky Gorl”….
Geez Amber.

I get it. Amber knows that her career, now (and ONLY way of making great money) is YouTube. This is what makes most (half intelligent viewers) see you for exactly what you are ….a fat person who got lucky…..( might as well stay fat, hey…..brings the money in.

“Fat person who got lucky”.. yes. … you can be fat and cute….. I hate leaving overwhelmingly nasty posts, so, here is fat monkey who is more deserving than ALR.

Here is another who got lucky. But she’s brave, beauriful and strong she was trapped by a bear trap and lost her right arm.). Monkeys and cats have more innate love in their souls than …ALR.

https://youtu.be/f7aasBudwJA?si=ibsLPtwMVcyGsOL1

 

[Constellationzero]

Yes. It's actually not uncommon for white trash hillbillies. PL but I knew a girl called Chevvie, because her birth name was Chevrolette.

And is every bit as big as one I bet.

 

[Skinless Nugget]

Her new manner of speaking is making me want to see her get hit by a bus. The upward inflection & just the absolute dumb fuck shit she says. dOnT cOmE fOr mE!- Bitch, no one gives a FUCK about you lol

 

[maybe a pigeon]

She’d do better filming Twonk, Rarity and Wasabi…..cute as all hell.

I’m a huge cat video fan and would watch the hell out of Wasabi videos. Even if Amber never reaches the heights of Drennon Davis, Veronica and the Baby Boo, or Three Southern Cats and Mama—even if she only did that thing where you dress up your cat in costumes and have them “walk the runway,” I would watch that. And she could salve her itch to buy cheap crap by shopping for cat costumes at Petco.

But it would never happen. The humor in these other creators’ is based on the cats’ [supposed] personalities. But Amber, for all of her claims to be a good writer, is incapable of dreaming up characters.

Amber’s interactions with her pets consist of three things: claiming that her pets are obsessed with her; rhetorically asking her audience whether their pet is “the cutest thing you’ve ever seen;” or asking the animal “whatchu doing??”

So of course, actually planning a video, acquiring a costume, filming it, editing in music—-that’s way too much to ask.

Too bad for her, because I’m pretty sure the creators I’ve mentioned are doing very well.

 

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Spoiler: Who has met Xing Xing

tpOff topic, Amberlynn is SO irritating lately.

My YT algorithm gave up feeding me Amberlynn content long ago. But I started to get set of algorithmic videos a while ago about a macaque who lost an arm an was adopted by a human in some Chinese mountains.

poor Xing Xing. She lost an arm to a bear trap in the Chinese mountainous woodland 10 years ago.

To tell the truth, I hope Xing Xing and a grandma is Ok. I expect they are happy and healthy now.

I would caveat. There are many imposters travelling to Emma the. Ing. Ing minks.. she is so beautiful and compliant that people were doubts cast against her. I’m sure she is ‘used’ for content. But I’d rather her than the links of Amber.

Xing Xing is a sweet and beautiful soul. If some type of human which encroaches upon her personal space she gets a little scared and displayed agressive body language. Whatever makes itself onto film, it is either Xing, Xing - living/learning and loving.

She had to learn trust humans, give affection and even love her pet kitten…after all her mistreatment, but I’m willing to give her the benefit of the doubt after having been maimed, used as a cuircus attraction then finally falling into the hands of a temple owner who loves her and
Ets her live as she withes. It’s clear she still gets a lot of unwanted attention from tourists, but Xing Xing knows how to quietly live life on her terms now. https://youtu.be/1C1yoO7jiRk?si=SUgqHzJIoU7GXLK2

She’s more intelligent, more giving (see how she treats her little kitten, more gracious (see how the treats Grandma) and a more worthy little soul than Amber could ever be,

 

[FarmVille]

I think it is a fantastic sign that Mama Lynn chose to do that charity donation instead of birthday presents. Amber tells us all the time that “her love language’ is ‘giving’. I might be being over presumptuous, but Mama Lynns reasoning for this might actually be really good. As in ….She knows that Amber goes Ham on presents at holiday times, and she wants to say to her daughter…”stop spending frivolously”. Give me rainbows, but I read that quite clearly. Mama Lynn knows how stupidly Amber spends money all the time, but especially on holidays. It’s one of her addictions.

I can’t help feeling that Amber must have had the wind taken out of her sails when she found out she had to give to charity and couldn’t utilise her “love language” and had to give to charity

What in the ever loving fuck?

Meth mama spends her free time at a casino, ****A CASINO***. A place that exists only for the pursuit of frivolous spending.

All middle aged white trash on Facebook do “fundraisers” for their birthday because it takes zero effort and other people do it, monkey see, monkey do. It’s not an anti capitalist statement.

The beauty parlor needs to get over their weird belief that cows exist in isolation. Meth mama and amberlynn are two of a kind.

 

[Xenomorph]

These two dumbshits couldn't even write a wedding website. No detail about why they're getting married or connection they have. Just random sentences that have no feeling behind them. This wedding will totally work out.

HURR WE WENT TUH CHEDDARS AND SAT IN THE CAR LMAO IS SHE AMBER????

Destiny loves ugly fat women.

For rural kentucky where the job opportunities are retail, chicken processing, or other low wage hell Amber had crazy money. Becky, eric, and ricky were grifters, which is why no one should ever give them sympathy for having lived with amber. If you want to free bleed on the dirty ass living room mattress in the house you pay for, have at it. (Particularly irks me that one of those fags was collecting disability payments for muh social anxiety while regularly going to the mall, pride, parties, restaurants, literally any place that was not a job.)

Even at the same income level she could not pay for a girlfriend in a place like lexington. Same for OKC.

Women don’t want to be with her because she’s too fat. Lesbians love their outdoor activities and she can’t do shit. Even with a great personality a person her size would have very low odds.

She could get with a degenerate feeder in five minutes. They don’t care about personality. They’ll fuck anyones folds. Problem is there are veryfew Destineys out there.

I dont know where you know these sporty dykeroonies, but where I come from (NYC) a lot of these lesbians were self-deprecating slugs who maybe would get a beer every Friday/Saturday night while pining for some ex girlfriend or some out of their league straight woman. Most of them looked and acted like 14 year old boys just as unsightly and insecure. Most of them are sloppy as fuck and usually want their opposite but wind up most of the time terminally alone or someone even dykier than them.

 

[Slippery_Slope]

Butch lesbians are very visible, while feminine ones are not because they're assumed heterosexual.

Anyways, we all know what kind of lesbian Amber will go for. It's not going to be a pretty feminine one no matter how much she claims to love all these pretty female celebrities. 100% she wouldn't even date Miley Cyrus cause she is too feminine. It would make Amber too much of a lezbean in her mind. Not to mention even more ugly by comparison.

Amber does not like men, so she can't have relationships with men but she can't have real relationships with women either, because she doesn't want to be a true and honest lezbean. She also does not want a woman who is prettier than her. So she is looking for these retarded fat butch-babies to build safe and but still pretty heteronormative relationships with.

She is super broken up about Jade because Jade was probably the most butch woman she had a relationship with. Their relationship felt very heteronormative.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

She also does not want a woman who is prettier than her. So she is looking for these retarded fat butch-babies to build safe and but still pretty heteronormative relationships with.

Certainly, when you look at Destiny and Becky, it is clear that Amber wanted to be the pretty one. She wanted to get married badly but did not want to ask the question. As she is aging and losing her look, she is having a tough time finding someone lower than her, look-wise.

She is super broken up about Jade because Jade was probably the most butch woman she had a relationship with. Their relationship felt very heteronormative.

Their relationship was very different than with her previous girlfriend as Jade was not as easily manipulated. I also think that she was not as easily gaslighted as others. Jade agreed to pay for half the wls but when Amber got rejected by the clinic for non-compliance, the deal was off for Jade, and she was out of this relationship.