Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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Amber's most recent vlog was a lot of rambling. She made the excuse that she didn't post a Friday 'what I ate today' video because her audience would accuse her of doing mukbangs and assume she's out of money. Another ceiling-shot weigh-in of 501 point something. Amber claims that her mentulz are just so much better this week and her weight loss has been due to sticking to her one to two meals per day diet plan (and it's been take out, so go fuck yourself, haydurz!!
damn she will really do anything not to cook. She would rather die slowly than eat her own chili (which is supposed to be schoo guud you guise) or anything else for that matter. That would also be content for her to film. Fuck id take her making a shitass smoothie and baby talking "i did that" rather than her trying to convince us shes filmed nothing and has a full life but we just cant see it. Its sad to know too that the only reason her mentulz are better is because shes getting attention from a girl.
Basically, still following her completely predictable cycle. While I don't believe the 501 number, I do believe the drop of 14 lbs from whatever she really was last week because Amber has shown multiple times on her channel that when she actually follows some form of eating in moderation, she loses 15 lbs in the first week. It also hints that (along with looking a little cleaner than usual and being more bubbly), that Amber feels like she's getting close to securing herself a new wiper. She's acting like she was during late summer/early fall 2021 when Amber was trying to convince Jade that she was trying to get her life together.
Same shit different day but the new girl isnt really into anything like jade was. Have we seen her yet? Amber has to be the pretty, girly one in the relationship. Theres no way shes gonna get with a woman whos pretty and thinner than her its not gonna go well. For her to have relationship security they gotta be gross tomboy looking lesbians that she can abuse cause they have no real other prospects.
Better times are coming! This dreadful era might be coming to an end! And if she starts dating another hand I'm fucking DODONE.
Dating? You mean talking online and then regurgitating a romantisized version to her audience? Shes not gonna date anyone nor does she have the money to move in with the new girl, shes gotta pick up and move. With what vehicle? Her moms? shes effectively stuck like the fat lump she is.
Maybe I’m being too much of a wet blanket, but I can’t take a woman in her 30s seriously saying “crush” or officially asking someone to be valentines.Can people of all ages have a crush or celebrate valentines? Yeah but there is something super juvenile about Amber doing it.
Cause ambers mentulz age is like.... stuck at 17. Shes also not had a real job and a set schedule for over a decade. Shes a chronically online awful person of course shes going to stick in the "i have all the time in the world, im young, vibrant and have my whole life ahead of me" side of social media. Forever it will be celebrity drama, crushes, talking online to people and building lego sets. Shes been shielding herself when it suits her from the cold hard reality of life. This is as close to friends and a real life that she will get to have, just watching tiktoks of people a decade or two younger than her while giggling outloud and saying "oh so amberlynn coded" in an empty room. Alone. Amber herself is just juvenile. I am surprised she hasnt declared herself mentally just 17 and we need to accept her identity or were biggots.
 
Agree with ICallS. IF one or both of their channels die, the Reactosphere will implode. Some reactors may try to foist unwelcome cows upon us rather than organically grow into reacting to cows viewers favour.

The smart reactors understand reactions are best kept to side gig status. Although reactions aren’t generally about objectivity, at least a small measure of that is required for the best reactions.

The reactors who can’t maintain a certain level of objectivity or distance, who can’t apply healthy dollops of humour and who make the critical mistake of identifying in some way with their cow, might as well stick out their asses for branding for they are surely slaughter house bound at some point themselves.

So theoretically nuke Chantal and/or Amber’s channel, either physically kill them or watch them shrivel up via even worse nontent and what are reactors to do? Some may just quietly fold up. Others will find the aforementioned new or less popular cows and push them heavily.

What many will not acknowledge is that established cows tend to already have their own reactors and we could see some interesting and thoroughly petty bun fights develop between the established folks and those trying to charge into spaces new to them.

Some of this quarrelling will be epic but sadly, most will quickly descend into incredibly petty bickering.

Smart reactors are or have for a long time, been testing the waters with new cows or different content altogether. It doesn’t get the same view/super chat numbers as ALR or FB content but the creators are collecting what could be valuable data for later.

Chantal especially, can smugly, arrogantly trumpet that without HER, reactors have nothing and in many cases, she’s right.

The elephant in the room she’s avoiding or losing in all that smugness is that without ‘her’ YT presence, she is the one that ends up with nothing.

She’s the ultimate loser in all of this with ALR right behind her.
 
Damn dude remember when Amber would drop a vid and she would either have an entire thread dedicated to it or this thread would move like 3 days or more in a day? She needs to give Alexis or whoever it is more of an incentive bonus $$$ to move in because this shit is pitiful.

I will say though, it’s always hilarious when Amber “feels motivated and positive” and drops like 15-30 lbs of water weight because there is some kind of need for it like Jade coming to visit/move in,the Oklahoma car ride and now this person possibly being locked in. It just proves that all her weight attempts in between is her not even trying to eat less but the moment she does scale it back a bit it comes off pretty quickly. She refuses to ever deny herself anything so when the person or thing is achieved she starts her shit almost immediately again.
 
I just watched poor ol' Zachary Michael try to react to Amber's latest offering.
It was pitiful.
He kept trying to make sense of what she was talking about and all I could do was shout at the screen for him to stop wasting his energy because SHE IS LYING about everything, and rage-baiting so people will click her videos, react to them, downvote and leave comments either trying to help her with good advice or telling her how they see through her shit and hate her for it.

Amber has made a damn good living out of being a 500+ elbee lying liar who lies. She is not going to stop that for any reason whatsoever. This is how she will die.
 
Sorry, but ain't no way she can steady herself for a proper weigh in. Also, I need to study these feet for answers.
 

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But she’s living the dream!

The dream of an 83 year old who can still claim marginally good health.

Like them, she can manage weekly trips to the laundromat and bingo hall… as long as she gets a ride and can afford to call Ubereats for good delivery.

Penury doesn’t force her to cut her pills in half or depend on food banks.

One advantage she had over the wrinkles… their friends are dying off of age related illnesses. She has no friends to concern herself with.
 
I just watched poor ol' Zachary Michael try to react to Amber's latest offering.
It was pitiful.
He kept trying to make sense of what she was talking about and all I could do was shout at the screen for him to stop wasting his energy because SHE IS LYING about everything, and rage-baiting so people will click her videos, react to them, downvote and leave comments either trying to help her with good advice or telling her how they see through her shit and hate her for it.

Amber has made a damn good living out of being a 500+ elbee lying liar who lies. She is not going to stop that for any reason whatsoever. This is how she will die.
A lot of reactors should stop but they are dragging their feet moving on from her. I can think of 1 or 2 that seem so invested in Amber personally that they can’t let go (narc alert). The only one who’s becoming successful in moving on from her is Jordy who makes more views with foodie and Jeffree. I personally don’t understand making an entire reaction video to her current videos since she saying and doing the exact same shit each upload. Seems everyone’s just floating by on retro reacts.

The general vibe I get from the community is that everyone’s burned out and kind of forcing themselves to stick around because the “lore” and inside jokes of past. Whenever I check out Reddit they are mindlessly posting the same 10 topics and posts like a pic of socks with cherries on it with the caption “thought of our gorl 😂” or “who else misses Micheal be petty?”
 
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