Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Salvador Dali]

lets talk about my dating life (who is Alexis?), grocery haul, let's walk another mile! | vlog

Spoiler: Feb 18, 2024 Archive

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

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The only human feature I see in this is feet. Everything else is just a mindfuck of "What the hell am I looking at?"

What a fucking life.

There's no way she's getting an accurate reading with those nasty feet hanging off the edges of the scale.

 

[inquizadoor]

shes still trying to convince us men randomly hit on her. mmkay

EDIT: she makes her mommy yell bingo for her when she wins bc shes just soooo shhyyyyy guise

 

[Kier Starmer]

The nutritionist in me was curious so I watched her video and ughhh. I know she is trolling to get the weight loss channels talking but ughhh.

Whoever put into her skull that diet = boiled rice, my god. She says she is a reflective person yet cannot identify simple concepts and how these don't work. I think from an academic point of view that most of her problems stem from carbs and she eats and thus triggers an insulin spike and cravings. She is not even really having the good sodas, Pepsi Max, or diet in the US is pretty good. Now I have had conflicted reports some type 1 diabetics have a response to it but most don't that is why diabetes is so interesting because of individual responses.

The bitch is just hard trolling at this point and this bait of another caretaker, consider me excited (not)

 

[lostinwoods]

new vid just dropped here's a preview

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Considering she had bugger all to talk about, I‘m finding Amber extremely punchable tonight.

Grocery store: she not recognize a feeder when one, (rarely), addresses her? Duuuuumb - if not bullshit pulled out of her overly ample ass.

Referring to herself as “your girl” is bad enough but “this girly pop” had me frothing with homicidal tendencies.

Aaaaawwww, yeah, girlie needs Boss Bitch Momma to call out her bingos for her. And Methmomma is stupid enough to do it? And Amber thinks this makes her more alluring?

Whoever this Alexis is, (judging by Amber’s upbeat upspeak this might be going somewhere), I hope Alexis is ready to assist in such momentous decisions such as what lipstick should wear or how to part her hair.

Oh gasp! Not the mouldy GatorAde!!!

Twinkie is gaining weight again.

45 minutes to walk a MILE???

Doesn’t know how she gained weight.., shoot me now, please.

Back to avoiding her videos like the plague of insanity they are.

 

[Even more 8008135]

new vid just dropped here's a preview

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That's ballsack chin's gone full scrotum.

 

[Doxmatix]

When Jade was doxxed (by Amber herself) she insisted they broke up and she was dating a totally new girl... called Alex.

What a cool coincidence she is now dating someone called Alexis. And Destiny is marrying someone named after a Lexus.

 

[Bilibin]

If you were to guess a woman's age by these pictures of her hand, what would you guess? I don't typically notice this kind of stuff but this was a little surprising from someone who's like 30-something.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Green nails are nice match for her rat's tails witch hair.

 

[Constellationzero]

I hope Alexis is ready to assist in such momentous decisions

As Charmin, Scott Tissue, or Panda for dainty mudsharts.
Toenail clippers or bolt snips.
Lysol or Billie Eilish from Ulta.

 

[FarmVille]

And Destiny is marrying someone named after a Lexus.

*Engaged for the third time to a woman the size of a Lexus

 

[Slippery_Slope]

If your name is not Morticia Adams, let me tell you, you can not pull off the middle part with the dark, long hair. Stop trying to make it happen.

And those hands look 20 years older than they are. They make me think of the crazy, loud older woman with three ex-husbands who thinks she's still hot shit while squeezing her post-menopause gut and saggy tits in a neon leotard with matching nails and peeptoe pumps.

 

[Mekahineyho]

The “person I’m talking to isn’t Alexis” narrative is very reminiscent of “wifey no longer exists” from back in 2021 when people discovered Jade and was bothering her. She even added in that we will “think shes lying” to cover it up, so me thinks Alexis is still the butterball reporting for chauffeur/enabling duties.

What’s interesting to me is that her and this “crush” have been talking since September, which is when she got on live and was texting and gushing and being in love with someone. They dropped her so did this person come back? Or was she talking to ANOTHER person while being in love with Jade and September texting love. It’s also funny to note that she’s “taking it slow for once” but it’s actually because whoever she’s talking to has probably been dragging their feet about moving in.

Edit:have to add I give fuck all about her weightloss anymore, but I had to laugh at her being bummed about gaining 3lbs. The bitch ate out at a Mexican restaurant and drank no water the day prior (or ever).Welcome to fluid Retention amber!

 

[Major Pain]

If you were to guess a woman's age by these pictures of her hand, what would you guess? I don't typically notice this kind of stuff but this was a little surprising from someone who's like 30-something.

As she has stated many times before.
She's a dry gorl.

 

[Skinless Nugget]

This pathological lying fat fuck expects people to believe anything she says!? She always fools all these new people at the beginning of her cycle, but most learn relatively quickly. Her true supporters are just as retarded as she is- they have to be, if they were intelligent, they wouldn't be on her team

 

[marjoram]

If you were to guess a woman's age by these pictures of her hand, what would you guess? I don't typically notice this kind of stuff but this was a little surprising from someone who's like 30-something.

The neon green nails are so she can more easily track the food from the plate to her mouth; even better if they glow in the dark

 

[Cornfed]

If you were to guess a woman's age by these pictures of her hand, what would you guess? I don't typically notice this kind of stuff but this was a little surprising from someone who's like 30-something.

The structural integrity of that ring is being tested to the extreme. I'm surprised she can get it off.
I'm guessing the obnoxious nail colors are just part of the annoying pre teen personality she is playing up to get rage engagement.

 

[Ayygs and Layygs]

45 minutes to walk a MILE???

On what planet did this land whale walk a mile in 45 minutes? Didn't it take her over an hour when she did it like 2 weeks ago? Color me shocked that she's lying about obvious shit.

 

[FatalTater]

Alexis. Hmm.
Her one true love Destiny is with a woman called Lexus.
Amber has an Alexa.
Girlypop is not bright, she watches YoMama after all.

I do believe that men hit on her though. Men will see a big fat over-the-hill moron and think she's an easy mark with low self esteem. Unfortunately for them, she has overly HIGH self esteem and is herself looking for an ugly girl to take advantage of.

Fat Amber is trying so hard to get people to pay attention to her. The little things she mentions are just to get people talking in the comments. Her channel must need more interaction.