Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[AmazingEagle]

shes still trying to convince us men randomly hit on her. mmkay

"People I swear, guys love to hit on morbidly obese very thick girls like me!"

 

[tasty humane burger]

Alexis is some girl the Redditards found a while back who is internet “friends” with ALR. Screenshots all from Reddit, cba archiving the 50 different threads about her lol.

 

[FarmVille]

I went to college with a girl nearly ambers size and men would hit on her or ask her out all the time. She eventually stopped going out with any of them because she said they always wanted to do “weird stuff in bed” I didn’t ask what that meant

 

[Cound Trakula]

Oh gasp! Not the mouldy GatorAde!!!

Speaking of, someone on the subreddit pointed out something that made me chuckle.

They took a screen shot of Amber showing off the eight pack of Gatorade she bought, then showed a screen shot of Amber fussing about "mold", where we see only three bottles of Gatorade.

This bitch drank fucking FIVE 20 OZ BOTTLES OF GATORADE IN ONE DAY. I know it's the zero sugar kind but my god, the sodium intake... and she wonders why she's gained weight!!

Also that's not fucking mold, it's probably electrolyte salts that have solidified and sunk to the bottom of the bottle. I bet if she gave it a vigorous shake the salts would dissolve back into the liquid (and she'd burn a few calories!), which mold obviously will not do. I cannot believe that you drank five whole bottles and didn't notice the moldy taste. Or is it just the ones you didn't drink that molded?

Sorry, I just can't fucking stand people who are clearly nasty fucking white trash but cry about germs and uncleanliness. You aren't fooling anyone Amber, you're a stanky ogress.

 

[I call shenanigans]

If you were to guess a woman's age by these pictures of her hand, what would you guess? I don't typically notice this kind of stuff but this was a little surprising from someone who's like 30-something.

These aren’t the hands of an older person. Sure they are fat hands, and hands that have rarely seen sunshine or done much work, but they don’t show the typical age spots of older hands.

 

[Skinless Nugget]

Just

I went to college with a girl nearly ambers size and men would hit on her or ask her out all the time. She eventually stopped going out with any of them because she said they always wanted to do “weird stuff in bed” I didn’t ask what that meant

Just being with an obeast that size is already "weird shit in bed."
& daaaaamn, Alexis relies heavily on filters too, buncha ugly ass fat fux.

This bitch drank fucking FIVE 20 OZ BOTTLES OF GATORADE IN ONE DAY. I know it's the zero sugar kind but my god, the sodium intake... and she wonders why she's gained weight!!
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Holy fuck dude. She's such a pig! FIVE!?! How does her stupid ass never drink water!? Useless sow.

 

[Black-coffee-queen]

I went to college with a girl nearly ambers size and men would hit on her or ask her out all the time. She eventually stopped going out with any of them because she said they always wanted to do “weird stuff in bed” I didn’t ask what that meant

Food related via funnel or squash fetish probably.

 

[Black-coffee-queen]

These aren’t the hands of an older person. Sure they are fat hands, and hands that have rarely seen sunshine or done much work, but they don’t show the typical age spots of older hands.

Nah it’s geriatric hands that get liver spots man. She is what 33? OP is saying she has the hands of a 50 year old (she does) she has the hands of a woman much older but not geriatric lol.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

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Alexis, gorlypop, I don't think you realise the gravity of your situation. Amberlynn has set her sights on you as her new caretaker, whether you like it or not, and there's nary a fat lezbeen alive that can outrun an Amber in heat.

 

[Mekahineyho]

Fucking cringe. Based on her TikTok account she seems pretty outspoken on her thoughts and has a large friend group who like to go out and party. So not the greatest match for Amber since she has the potential to run her mouth and would be hard to isolate but you never know. She also seems like a potential troll befriending Amber for inside info.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

Fucking cringe. Based on her TikTok account she seems pretty outspoken on her thoughts and has a large friend group who like to go out and party. So not the greatest match for Amber since she has the potential to run her mouth and would be hard to isolate but you never know. She also seems like a potential troll befriending Amber for inside info.
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Is she a nurse? She really will be her next ass wiper then. She has experience and everything.

 

[Flourishing Pinecone ❧]

Is she a nurse? She really will be her next ass wiper then. She has experience and everything.

probably a CNA, I'm pretty sure that's a duress alarm clipped on her shirt

 

[Esquilax]

Is she a nurse? She really will be her next ass wiper then. She has experience and everything.

Alexis Oas is not in the national provider index with CMS however she has her occupation listed as a medical facility in Milwaukee. Likely a non credentialed ass wiper or administrative retard that larps with scrubs.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

I had a feeling that between Amber saying Potential Wifey #6 was her crush and revealed her name, and in the next video tryeeen to walk it back by saying "She's not my Girlfriend. We're just friends" this Alexis character ripped Amber a new one for doxing her.

 

[FarmVille]

Alexis Oas is not in the national provider index with CMS however she has her occupation listed as a medical facility in Milwaukee. Likely a non credentialed ass wiper or administrative retard that larps with scrubs.

So like Destiney?

 

[maybe a pigeon]

These aren’t the hands of an older person. Sure they are fat hands, and hands that have rarely seen sunshine or done much work, but they don’t show the typical age spots of older hands.

I have older hands and half the stuff that makes them look old, i.e., enlarged knuckles, bulging veins, visible tendons, crepey skin--all disappear when you pump enough fat into them. And Amber's hands are so fat, I honestly can't imagine how that palm reader managed to find any lines to read. So I wouldn't say her hands look old ... but they do look dirty. And tacky AF. That neon green nail polish is ... a choice.

 

[I call shenanigans]

I have older hands and half the stuff that makes them look old, i.e., enlarged knuckles, bulging veins, visible tendons, crepey skin--all disappear when you pump enough fat into them

Same. I’ve had what other have suggested look like “geriatric “ hands since I was 40, as do most folk I know. I was beginning to think after reading here it was just the harsh Aussie climate, but lower body fat makes sense for most of the look.

 

[Constellationzero]

So I wouldn't say her hands look old

Just Portuguese.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

I went to college with a girl nearly ambers size and men would hit on her or ask her out all the time. She eventually stopped going out with any of them because she said they always wanted to do “weird stuff in bed” I didn’t ask what that meant

Making her were a hogs nose and ears while riding here screaming "Suey!!"

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

I'm pretty sure that's a duress alarm clipped on her shirt

That's actually a Vocera, which is kind of like a radio. You press the button and give voice commands (like "call Flourishing Pinecone") and it'll open a channel between you two. Most large hospitals use them, never seen them in a nursing home, though.