We all know she's a mush mouthed retard but the pronunciation that really rips my knitting is the way she says words like "chocolate". She somehow manages to say "chu-HAW-klit" like she's trying to catch a breath half way through a simple word. (She probably is.)
I tune out her stupid Amberisms in regards to pronounciation and actually miss most of them, but the one that caught my attention and got me to look up at the screen was that exchange with Wipey over the word "cashew".
Amber "How do you say it, Babe?"
Jade "It's 'cashew'"
Amber "cah-shooo?"
Jade "Why are you dragging out the last part of the word? It's ca-shew... cashew"
Amber "Cah-shoooooo?.... CahSHU?... Cas-SHOOOO?... I don't know what I'm doing wrong!" *insert cunty duper's delight smile*
The last few videos have actually been like that 'cashew' segment - 100% pure trolling. TimeLordLynn is back again as her video segments are all noticably out of order again, too. For example, Amber trolls by making a big deal out of cooking rice by herself for the first time ever in her life (using a cheap ricecooker you would find for $15 at Walmart/Target), despite showing herself cooking rice by herself (using a pot on the stove) in her 2021 videos. Then in the next video, she goes into a story about Jade getting the ricecooker in their separation (too bad she didn't get the pets instead), and talks about how Amber had to go buy a new one so she could cook rice she just bought.
She also claims to have walked another mile, saying that she wasn't sure if she wanted to take Twinkie for the walk because Twinkie SLOWS AMBER DOWN, and then shows footage of Twinkie ahead of Amber on a leash that's taut. She claims to have walked the mile in 45 minutes and shows the screenshot of her walking app - with the image zoomed in so her viewers can no longer see the giant 'pause' button we saw last time. As she just films the sky or ground and doesn't show any route information (even a map without road names), for all anyone knows she walked this mile over the course of multiple days just going back and forth in front of her apartment everytime she would take Twinkie out for a wee. I look forward to her continuing to give false shorter and shorter times, until she starts making ridiculous claims of being so fit that she's now walking 8 minute miles (on legs where her knees don't bend and her ankleballs drag against the pavement).
Her most current video is just random clips smashed together. The weekend just ended, so Amber finally had some content to film because Kristine checked Amber out for a daypass. The trio (Ambo, Methma, and 'Birthing Canal' as Tammie called her) went out for Hotpot and to multiple discount department stores for Amber to touch everything and buy more tacky sunglasses. In the other random filler clips, Amber shows a ceiling-shot weigh in of 505 (but claims she's TOTALLY ON TRACK), talks about her hair and about food, and buys horrible lime-green hoop earings from Amazon that match her nails.
And speaking of Aunt Tammie. I find it interesting that Amber's been in OKC for, what, 5 and a half MONTHS now. And it's been grandma-this, grandma-that, mom-this, mom-that, mom's boyfriend, mom's boyfriend's BOSS... but NO Tammie. Come back to the farms, Tammie! We won't bite. I'm sure you have a LOT that you've been pushing down and need to talk about. We're all friends here, and we miss you...
(Watch now that I've said this, Amber's next video will be a bullshit story about Amber hanging out with her aunt).
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Mekahineyho At first I only caught "Imagine the content gold if Amber bit the bullet.." of your sentence, and my mind jumped to a very different place than where you were going with that comment.
