Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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Her repeatedly using a word she doesn't know the fucking definition of is driving me nuts. This stupid bitch is such a stupid, useless pile of lard.

Then claiming she doesn't go on any of the websites talking about her, but talking about everything mentioned about her. She's so fucking stupid. She isn't intelligent enough to be effectively deceptive.
 
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Xenomorph said:
Her hair was nice when she was living with Krystle but now? Its all frizzy and ratty
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When she was with Jade, she all of a sudden decided she had curly hair when the truth was, it was just damaged and frizzy. I think she made it worse because she stopped combing and brushing it and kept running her hands through it, twirling it and teasing it.
 
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Pudgy Bear Claws said:
When she was with Jade, she all of a sudden decided she had curly hair when the truth was, it was just damaged and frizzy. I think she made it worse because she stopped combing and brushing it and kept running her hands through it, twirling it and teasing it.
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I stg my crazy tinfoil hat theory is that she desperately tried to copy jade when they were together but jade was so fucking different from amber and all she was able to do is make herself (and try and force everyone around her that it was true) believe she started to have textured hair like many African Americans. Dipping her toes in aave and being loud as fuck was the only other thing she tried to morph into a new personality from that partner. Shes just trying to normalize the hair texture (like the "coffee" she keeps having to perpetuate the lie) and keep talking about it so we know shes maturing and her hair is changing. This is the only character development weve gotten from her in years.
 
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Sorry if someone else posted, but Becky has a new gf
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Reddit also thinks Jade has a new gf as well.
 
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Good for Neck. And better for us, because Amber isn't going to react well.

And yeah, IIRC, someone followed Amber's Spotify account, saw a playlist about car music with another user, realized the other user was Jade, and either saw on Jade's socials or on Spotify that she has a new boo.

So Krystle, Destiny, Becky, and now Jade have found true love. Meanwhile Amber hangs out with her mom at bingo and binge eats.

For anyone interested, the Ankle posted a video where he reacts to Zachary Michael and the Narc Alert's response to Amber's accusations. I found it helpful because I can't sit through an entire video by either of them. Plus his thumbnail is priceless:
 
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maybe a pigeon said:
So Krystle, Destiny, Becky, and now Jade have found true love. Meanwhile Amber hangs out with her mom at bingo and binge eats
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Look at the women they’re dating and tell me they don’t spend the majority of their time sitting at home binge eating.

Considering the previous dating activities of all the above it’s a bit much to say that moving on to the next deathfat is “found true love”
 
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FarmVille said:
?????
Look at the women they’re dating and tell me they don’t spend the majority of their time sitting at home binge eating.

Considering the previous dating activities of all the above it’s a bit much to say that moving on to the next deathfat is “found true love”
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Destiny is a deathfat dating a refrigerator, sounds like a match made in heaven to me
 
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The relationship announcement was 2 1/2 weeks ago and it’s taken till today for people to notice lol. seems like an indicator that she may just be a normie like Dustin’s woman. On the flip side you have Alexis who acted like a complete fucking moron when her friendship with Amber was exposed.

Now that the community has taken notice, ambers going to amplify the “valentine” person and send herself flowers or go live while pretending to text someone.
 
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So it sounds like the latest BS from Amberland is that she was trying to use Zachary Michael as a flying monkey to start drama over the weight loss doctor (that she was never going to take seriously) but then got mad when he didn't dox the dr, but then got mad because he talked about it later..? I have no idea.
She mentioned Narc Alert doxing but not Justine (KickingGeese) who was right there on stream with NA? Liek whuut? I just can't.

Imagine being subscribed to this 33 year old infant. I could never.

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The new pointy manicure just screams, "I don't wipe my ass" which... we know.
 
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FatalTater said:
So it sounds like the latest BS from Amberland is that she was trying to use Zachary Michael as a flying monkey to start drama over the weight loss doctor (that she was never going to take seriously) but then got mad when he didn't dox the dr, but then got mad because he talked about it later..? I have no idea.
She mentioned Narc Alert doxing but not Justine (KickingGeese) who was right there on stream with NA? Liek whuut? I just can't.

Imagine being subscribed to this 33 year old infant. I could never.

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The new pointy manicure just screams, "I don't wipe my ass" which... we know.
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Her nail sets get worse and worse each time. Next it will be neon yellow gel set with her nubby real nails.

In the same vein of her messaging Zach, I watched Jordy’s stream yesterday and he read messages from Amber last year. She was propositioning him to be her friend offline and said “no one has to know” what a fucking weirdo.
 
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FarmVille said:
?????
Look at the women they’re dating and tell me they don’t spend the majority of their time sitting at home binge eating.

Considering the previous dating activities of all the above it’s a bit much to say that moving on to the next deathfat is “found true love”
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Guess I need to turn up the sarcasm sequencer.
 
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