Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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pippeyyy said:
I love the fat girl angles. Put that camera on the ceiling, Dakota! Becky also looks like she's going troom quicker than we thought. Maybe she's stealing Hannah or was it Rafe's hormones?
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Becky, err sorry, Beck, only has one chin in her picture too. It is hysterical that Amber is the only one who can't get a gf now though.

Also, why is it every time I see a thumbnail or picture of that fat whale she has, what appears to be a mini earbud in one ear? Can she not even make an I lied, (but didn't really lie) video without watching a YT video of herself at the same time?
 
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The fatass middle aged woman cope is unreal. I think Amberlynn is an annoying bitch, but this stinks of menopausal anger. All these people in her comments acting as if she lashed them in the back need to calm down. The tightass skinny yoga gerls need to stop pretending like the average fat American (the girlfriend, not Amber) is gonna drop dead immediately for being overweight (they know damn well they just think fatasses are ugly but don't want to get le downvoots) and the fatty gorls need to stop acting like it's fine to bash fatties and ugly ass fashion only up until it gets too close to home.
Mekahineyho said:
Sorry if someone else posted, but Becky has a new gf
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Dakota is a catch of the whale variety and Neck is another case of autistic women becoming trannies after being abused. SAD!
 
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Not only is Beck's gal from WV, but Hurricane, WV. White trash capital of the WORLD as far as I'm concerned.

A resident of Hurricane won $314 million in 2002. Long story short, he ruined his life, marriage and family after the money rolled in. That's a common story.

But, he also ruined the town's strip club. He accused the owners of stealing half a million from a briefcase *left in car while getting a lap dance*. They deny it, but got put on house arrest and lost the liquor license. Then the club. 40 employees lost their jobs. The wife of the owner couple was named Misty Dawn. (The most beautiful name in the world.)

In short, white trash with money are soon parted.

So, Beck found the white trashiest princess possible. Good job, Beck!
 
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Jak-A-Dilla #626 said:
Becks bish has been in a GED program for 10 years?
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I wonder if they’ve ever met or this is just e-dating?

Beck still has the car thanks to Hamber I assume. She will probably have to lash that U-haul to it and drive a few hours to fetch her new love from WV. I’m going to bet Ms WV does not have a car, nor a job and her “studying IT” is some online degree program BS.

The govt wastes a lot of money paying for chronically underemployed people to useless certificates, sometimes they have to sign up for something to keep getting their benefits. Ask Musty Henry.

Any guesses if Dakota has a kid or two? lBored, GED, single mom on welfare with a few kids seems like the type that would consider an obese, depressed, lesbian who watches 90’s cartoons and does color books suitable girlfriend/ babysitter material. There has to be a pretty miserable and boring living situation for her to be enticed into the orbit as someone as dim and boring as Becky.

The fact Becky has a car, the whiff of former lolcow e-fame, weed and is working hard to get on SSI are all the big pluses that make Dakota swoon.

If they can get together the cash for gas and a Uhaul trailer they can be depressed lumps on welfare together! True love will find a way.
 
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I’m pretty sure Becky wrecked the hyuandai that she heaved AL in. I’m sure she got a new one tho with haydur gofund me money.

I watched snowflakes video and I had no idea that beagle they had was Ambers?! This whole time I thought it was a family dog that Amber fattened up when she arrived, but she apparently asked Krystle’s parents for a dog and they got her one wtf.
 
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Mekahineyho said:
I’m pretty sure Becky wrecked the hyuandai that she heaved AL in. I’m sure she got a new one tho with haydur gofund me money.
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I dunno if it was completely wrecked, I just assume it's still at the garage and needs $12,792 in parts but cousin JimBob is only free to work on it every other Thursday. The Go Fund Me allowed her to get Door Dash for all the food she could no longer pick up at the drive through, though! Thanks y'all!
 
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Mekahineyho said:
I’m pretty sure Becky wrecked the hyuandai that she heaved AL in. I’m sure she got a new one tho with haydur gofund me money.

I watched snowflakes video and I had no idea that beagle they had was Ambers?! This whole time I thought it was a family dog that Amber fattened up when she arrived, but she apparently asked Krystle’s parents for a dog and they got her one wtf.
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I didn't know this but it makes sense. They rarely told Amber no. She was the poor victim of so much abuse and neglect, young 20's, just trying to survive, to them. Well, until she wasn't. They gave her far too many years to do anything but when they were sick of her, they were sick of her. Which is how it tends to work out for her. She never took care of that dog, shocking. She would feed him so many treats, mishandle him, only use him for attention and get mad at any comment pointing that out. I remember her pretending to fall apart when that dog died. No tears, just her fake whining about how much he loves her.

Her taking on Krystal's shy personality is the, pre-Oklahoma, version of her I hated the most. Pretending to be sweet, innocent and so shy she couldn't use her grating voice was the worst! Then she moved next to Mommy and now she has this mashup of every girlfriends personality and her emptiness is so glaringly obvious it's impossible to watch for me. I haven't sat through a video archived here, or reaction, in months. I read the summaries and that's it. I can't be the only one? It's like watching a fat, boring alien wearing a human suit.


I also feel like these long breaks from her channel aren't just laziness. I think she has been sick a lot. She didn't just magically stop getting cellulitis every other month when she stopped having someone to help her bathe. She was getting really sick and hurting herself constantly at the end of the Jade saga. That also didn't just end because she can't get pity from a girlfriend. The mentioning it did. Because her audience won't pity her the same way or they will ask too many questions. The dangling lung seems to have changed something in her bringing up the 100 times a year she is sick. Some of her breaks from the channel seem to align with antibiotic cycles. But no one even cares anymore to notice. Which is the best part of this. When she does get really sick again, she will get pity for a little while, new viewers will care, she'll be flooded with DMs, she will get a high from it but she'll be alone, in bed, in a state she hates, with family that barely tolerates her and even then she won't get why she's alone. Even Jen and Chantal had/have people to pretend to love them. She hasn't been able to even get on that level. It's rather hilarious.
 
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