Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Insulin reid]

You can tell with how hap-hazard stuff is put together but now it seems she finally hates being a Youtuber. You can see it in her eyes, that resignation and pure apathy for the situation type deal she is in. The girlie pop thing is centered from food Tiktok, so she is engaging in food videos.

She just hates being a youtuber now because she actually has to think about something else other than the 6 repeated things that used to get her 100k+ views a video. Shes so stupid and narcissistic that thinking outside her box of 6 things is making her angry because none of the 6 things she would repeat for a decade are working anymore. Critical thinking isnt what amber does, she usually has (other retarded) people for that.

It was dumb luck. Her backup plan is to force her Methmom to take car of her since she didn't when she was a kid. Well, actually her first backup plan is to find some retarded chic online and have her to take care of her. Fortunately for the retards of the world, is isn't happening as fast as she had hoped.

This absolutely was her backup plan. Shes not going to find anyone real for months, if ever again and its going to drive her insane. Being a mobile intelligent adult isnt something amber is capable of so shes really gotta secure another idiot soon.

Must kill her to see everyone moving on with new loves and she is stuck in her small disability apartment all alone.

This is tearing her fat ass apart from the inside. Becks fat dopey ass got a girlfriend first, thats not supposed to happen. Amber doesnt even have money to buy herself fucking lego sets and say its a gift from an online lover/crush/ so shes just abandoned the whole looking for a gf thing in the past.

Agree. She’ll probably rot in that ADA apartment forever while guilting her mom into becoming her full time caregiver.

Shes stuck stuck as long as she can afford rent and food. Her need for control and a caregiver is in conflict with her need to cosplay an independent 30 something year old famous youtuber and her mom and moms support system wont tollerate any of ambers bullshit so shes really between a rock and a hard place here. Ambers unfilled narc needs will spill over to mom but she cant stress out mom too much because amber has no real control over mom and shes got the car so... ambers fucked.

I bet you she’s already been applying for disability and once approved, she’ll keep Youtube as a “side hustle”.

Theres no way in hell amber and her wanna be expensive narc ass is signing up for disability. Admitting she needs "real help that disabled people get" fuck no. Her ego is way too important. i think only reason she gets the disability apartment is because its on the ground floor and the hallways are bigger/ shower is accessible so her vlogs in the only place she really goes (her apartment) dont look like stuffing a whale through a toilet paper roll. She got enough shit from the time she tried to do the leather jacket hair toss tiktok shorts when people pointed out shes struggling to get around wide doors and hallways, she cant be in a normal apartment. Anything past that cant be rationalized to fit her hulthy but big narc idea of herself.

 

[Flourishing Pinecone ❧]

Ambers saving grace may be if she dedicated her day to filming potent shorts for the YouTube. Get into the algorithm and then drive curious folks to her older longer format content.

the best she would do would be terrible lip syncs trying to be seductive

 

[Boolean Bitch]

Do we know what her monthly views were like at her peak?

During the Summer of 2019, Amber was trying to do 100 days of uploading where she was posting really shit videos daily (like her pawing through her knockoff copic markers or flipping through magazines). She was averaging almost 130K views per day, working out to just under 4M views per month.

As March ebbs away Amber is in the worst performing period since reaching notoriety. She is barely scraping 750k views a month now. I think these extended absences are her being in desperation mode and hiding away. If you don't vlog, it does not exist. You can tell with how hap-hazard stuff is put together but now it seems she finally hates being a Youtuber. You can see it in her eyes, that resignation and pure apathy for the situation type deal she is in. The girlie pop thing is centered from food Tiktok, so she is engaging in food videos.

She never liked YouTube: she just liked the attention it got her, and then later the huge paychecks she got for no effort. She's getting frustrated that people aren't seeing her for the super-special and unique celebrity girlie-pop that she knows she is, and it's costing her the lifestyle she's become accustomed to.. She's trying all of her tried-and-true (aka done-to-DEATH) tactics to get views and nothing's working:

• Going on week-long YouTube absences (with or without going dark on other social media accounts) isn't causing people to be concerned that something may have happened to her and isn't increasing the views on the video she posts after returning.
• Trying to recreate funny scenes from previous videos isn't appealling to her audience because skinwalker-lynn doesn't understand human interaction and the reason WHY these events meant something to them at the time they happened. Staging these events to repeat is just her jumping the shark.
• Retconning stories from her past isn't working anymore because the only ones left are so recent that her current audience was there when they happened and know she's lying.
• She doesn't have the money to pretend to be a wealthy influencer by doing large shopping hauls or buying and promoting items as if she were sponsored (like she would do with the Coldest Water Bottles). Nor does she understand that she doesn't come across as a 'dramatic celebrity' with messy celebrity drama when she does this stuff.... she comes across as low-IQ, low-ambition trailer trash (and there's a glut of them on YT for Amber to compete against)
• She's baited so many medical emergencies and so many "OMG something really big happened and if you keep watching for just a *little* longer I'll tell you all about it" too many times and no one cares anymore.

She's tried nothing and is all out of ideas.

Oh, yeah, one more thing:

ANKLES THAT FIT INTO SHOES!! SEETHE, AMBER!
(oh yeah, and please clean your mirror before taking selfies. Kthxbye)

Edited to Add:
Jade's Speculation Station did a 1 hour video detailing Amber's entire WLS arc:

(If anyone cares... this thread is slowly becoming a bit of a ghost town lol)

 

[formerlyfat]

Do you honestly believe she has lost 30 pounds and is in the 480s? I call shenanigans.

 

[Goatchoker]

Do you honestly believe she has lost 30 pounds and is in the 480s? I call shenanigans.

Hell fucking no.
I like that’s she’s “in the 480s” at 489.6 anything to make her feel good momentarily.

Shits dumb as hell. She looks just as big, and those nails……….I swear to god I want those gone so fast.

ETA- @FarmVille I agree she’s been hovering at 525-490 for a while. It’s all the same loss and gain still.

 

[FarmVille]

Do you honestly believe she has lost 30 pounds and is in the 480s? I call shenanigans.

People always claim she’s lying but it’s not as if anyone could tell. Take a shovel full of shit off a giant pile of shit it’s going to look the same.

Unpopular opinion but I can believe amber has been cycling slightly below 500 to slightly over 500 for years. I don’t think she even fakes her weigh ins because they are always fat as fuck +/- a dump

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

I agree too that she just cycles between the 490 and 530 but apart of me want her to lying. I would love to see her claim to be under 400 pounds while still looking like a beached whale.

That would probably be the only thing she would be ever committed too outside of YouTube and eating.

 

[FatalTater]

Fat Amber doing performative cooking? She must really be trying to hook a new servant.

 

[RedMage]

The binge monster is still lurking craving them Cheese crackers in her latest video lol

Surprised she didn't refer to it as such.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

Do you honestly believe she has lost 30 pounds and is in the 480s? I call shenanigans.

I haven't watched any of her videos in months, not even through reacts anymore, she is so boring, but just seeing the thumbnails and pictures posted here she looks like she is back to her highest weight. Her face gets noticeable smaller when she actually loses weight and it keeps getting bigger and bigger.

ETA she always pretends to lose weight when she is trying to catch a new asswiper/caretaker.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Do you honestly believe she has lost 30 pounds and is in the 480s? I call shenanigans.

Better question IMO, is does anyone really care?

 

[Mekahineyho]

Amberlynn is absolutely feeling herself on Tik tok because she cooked a few meals at home

 

[caffeinated_pirate]

Someone on reddit brought up the fact that in her weigh in the scale calculated her weight instantly. And then compared it with another clip of her actually using the same scale where it took around 9 seconds to fully read her.

So this weigh in was a bigger fatter lah than Amber herself.

 

[tasty humane burger]

Someone on reddit brought up the fact that in her weigh in the scale calculated her weight instantly. And then compared it with another clip of her actually using the same scale where it took around 9 seconds to fully read her.

So this weigh in was a bigger fatter lah than Amber herself.

Akshullly she edits out the pauses in her weigh ins cos she’s an editing queen

 

[Kier Starmer]

Do we know what her monthly views were like at her peak?

Amber indeed like another poster said in 2019 posted 96 videos in a row and she amassed 4.4 million views in the month alone. Videos as soon as she posted would have 30k views within hours, it was insane. She easily in that month alone made about 50k. On average for about 2-3 years her videos within 24 hours would get 100k views and numerous reactions. It is why a lot of the older forum members would be like "damn 24 hours and not even 30k views."

Amber post cancer had her videos float in the 75k view range for a while until Becky left. She in her prime was one of the most visited threads on the site. She was even more talked about than Chantal, hell Chantal's thread used to be this niche person that had a die-hard fanbase.

It's why I love cow culture because it changes or there is always DSP.

 

[redbarchetta]

On average for about 2-3 years her videos within 24 hours would get 100k views and numerous reactions. It is why a lot of the older forum members would be like "damn 24 hours and not even 30k views."

I was following Amber closely from around 2018 - 2021 but I couldn't quite remember what she was pulling since she always had some inconsistent uploading. I remember at the time I showed up, people were so bored of the gay daycare and lamenting the loss of the Destiny characters.

Never thought I would come to miss Eric and Rickie as much as I did. Couldn't bring myself to follow regularly once we entered the wifey era. Thanks for the numbers, I find cow stats fascinating as well.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Amber indeed like another poster said in 2019 posted 96 videos in a row and she amassed 4.4 million views in the month alone. Videos as soon as she posted would have 30k views within hours, it was insane. She easily in that month alone made about 50k. On average for about 2-3 years her videos within 24 hours would get 100k views and numerous reactions. It is why a lot of the older forum members would be like "damn 24 hours and not even 30k views."

We have to remember that at that time, Amber had her own section in Lolcom Salon with each of her vlogs being a subsection. Now, there are days with no posts. With side characters and being in general funnier, she did made a lot of money. However, she pissed all hr income away instead of investing. I guess that she thought that the good time would never end. She is still making good money but not good enough to get a new maid like Becky.

 

[Sarah Connor]

And I need to find out who fucking named their daughter "Lexus". But with someone called Destiny, I guess it was a match made in retard heaven.

I was first guessing that her name might've been "Alexis" or something similar and she chose that godawful nickname because it's peak white trash behaviour, then I looked at the marriage certificate (or, at least, what you can see from it).

A marriage made in FAS support group heaven
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In the bottom right hand corner, definitely some name that starts with a T.
EDIT: Thank you to @Even more 8008135 for verifying what this was.

she finally hates being a Youtuber. You can see it in her eyes, that resignation and pure apathy for the situation type deal she is in.

Remember when she was taking "psychology courses" at some point during the Wipey era? Remember how it was mentioned only once and then never again? Al hates doing anything that's considered "work". A lot of introductory psychology courses start out by simply explaining the brain and it's structure, the different lobes and their uses, and both the nervous and endocrine systems. These learning modules are considered pre-reqs to even get into the nitty gritty of psychology and mentol illnesses. Either that, or you start off learning about the history of psychology, the biopsychosocial method and the American Psychological Association, and we all know that's boring asf for our gorl.
Anyways, I said all that to say that our gorl has basically dug a hole for herself, and she can squeal about her "resume" all she wants, but the number of people in OK looking to hire adult high school graduates with less than a year of actual work experience who only know how to eat, sleep, and (sloppily) edit videos... yeah, she better start sending off resumes to the local McDonald's!

EDIT: words

 

[Even more 8008135]

In the bottom right hand corner, does that say "Taylor Hill" or am I just seeing things? Definitely some name that starts with a T.

That's the notary's signature. See an example of the Alabama marriage certificate here.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

We have to remember that at that time, Amber had her own section in Lolcom Salon with each of her vlogs being a subsection. Now, there are days with no posts. With side characters and being in general funnier, she did made a lot of money. However, she pissed all hr income away instead of investing. I guess that she thought that the good time would never end. She is still making good money but not good enough to get a new maid like Becky.

Yep, she made all that money and has zero to show for it. Unless you count her used Aaron's furniture couch. For someone who loves jewelry so much she didn't even buy herself one nice pair of real earrings. I remember looking at houses in her area and she could have bought a nice one for only 100k, and probably tripled her money with the way real estate is right now. She didn't use it for any vacations, unless you count the trip to Lexington where she stayed in the hotel and just ordered takeout. She didn't further her education or learn to drive. She blew that money on useless junk. And to top it off, instead of buying it outright, her and Becky bought a ten year old vehicle with a 30% interest rate. It boggles my mind.