Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[-Jack-]

If Amber had any sense she would have put out more content while Chantal was sitting out her weeklong yt strike, but yeah..

What the fuck is she going to post though? She doesn't do anything. She most likely vlogs her whole week/ maybe even two weeks and it's cramed into a barely 10 MINUTE VIDEO... 1-2 weeks of living and it's only 10 minutes... All she does is hang out with her mum, go shopping, go out to eat, etc and sit at home.

She is completely content on how much she makes now and she most likely does make a fair bit especially with her older content and who knows what "side hustles" she has, maybe she is secretly a VR/A.I online girlfriend obese version.

 

[TardiX]

1-2 weeks of living and it's only 10 minutes

And even that 10 minutes is just talk about her nasty hair, feeder content taste tests, muh mentalz are so tragic and dainty, and refilling her laundry detergent.

Even her mundane, everyday shit is performative. Her tiktok-rotted, fat-addled brain thinks she'll get a fresh young audience by tapping on things and tasting things that are shooo gud 10/10.

She's even tried to force the image of a trainwreck that was all performative. She wants you to think she parties like a coked out rockstar, gets drunk, and is such a broken-hearted mess that she needs her one true love to come save her when what she actually shows is sipping buzzballs (that come in a container shaped like their target audience) until her NAFL gets her tipsy, wearing sunglasses and leather jacket in the kitchen ALONE.

She is so mind numbingly boring she can't even make up interesting stories or personas. I enjoyed laughing at the circus freak touch all the things and try to interact with other people like an alien in a human suit (or 4) but now it's like watching 10 torturous minutes of tiktok and I can't stand that fake influencer genZ shit, which is even faker and gayer with her.

I keep thinking that I'm only sticking around to see "how it ends" but it ended years ago. Now I'm just watching her decompose with her increasing greasiness being the only thing keeping her from fusing to the couch.

 

[Kier Starmer]

I thought about your post actually whilst doing chores and my prior statement ages ago was Amber died at the departure of the Gaycare. Eric, Ricky, and Becky truly propped that bitch up hard. Then I thought and honestly, I think the death of Amber was Chantal. Chantal is just far more organic and Amber's problem is it is all just a LARP. GlitterandLasers has the same issue. Chantal though is so much more impulsive and the Livestream era showed us how impulsive but organic she is. Sure there is curation but its kinda cringe and she is willing to have fun with her mukbangs etc.

I think she is testing with the minimum uploads and paying her bills but I do think she is getting sicker too.

 

[FarmVille]

Jade was the worst decision this bitch ever made. I said disembodied hand would kill the channel and I am always right. There was nothing special about Becky and Destiny, special ed, but any side characters could be worked with.

 

[Constellationzero]

Jade was the worst decision this bitch ever made. I said disembodied hand would kill the channel and I am always right. There was nothing special about Becky and Destiny, special ed, but any side characters could be worked with.

I've always thought that was by design.

Good on her if it was.

 

[-Jack-]

The reason Amber was so popular back then was due to all her side characters, she is a chameleon in the sense that she has no personality of her own, no self-identity, no sense of self. We can even see it today even when she lives by herself. She goes to bingo, she goes to the casino, she is more and more sounding like a fucking annoying tiktok rat (tho when didn't she).

I know all of us are aware of this, but when you put it all into perspective at the age of 33/34 she has nothing but her youtube channel. No career, no major goals or accomplishments achieved, no future or long-term objectives besides scrolling on tiktok, going to target and trying to stir the pot up on YT.

I honestly think if she doesn't find a GF/wifey she's going to end up like Hungry Fat Chick, just alone, full of regrets, just enough money to slowly kill herself with fast food and takeout.

 

[Kier Starmer]

Yeah, I was thinking this earlier too, we are near the anniversary of her being alone and that queue of suitors is not looking good. I think this when it finally hits will hit hard but slowly. We see it now where she is admitting that age is coming fast. One true trait of Amber is her extreme paranoia and the factor of being alone is setting in. I think she will retreat more and more because she likes to be so edited and she will vanish.

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

Im just looking forward to tornado season lel

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Will she still PlUvIoPhIle larp or is she back to being sckeered of stormeeeeeen weather?*


*does it even rain during a tornado idk

 

[FarmVille]

I know all of us are aware of this, but when you put it all into perspective at the age of 33/34 she has nothing but her youtube channel. No career, no major goals or accomplishments achieved, no future or long-term objectives besides scrolling on tiktok, going to target and trying to stir the pot up on YT.

I mean a huge part of her audience exists because they are all those things minus a youtube channel and 200lbs. “At least I’m not as fat and horrible AND LOOK SO MUCH YOUNGER” can still pull in 50k views for literally nothing but 20minutes a week of effort which is a feat.

 

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[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

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God damn every time I see that photo I just think how fucking shit her parents are. Amber is a piece of shit but for fuck sake it takes a village. She was dealt a shit hand in life yet managed to make something out it. An existence that no sane person would envy but still something.

With all that odds stacked against her, this fat grotesque unnecessary sack of human shit did SOMETHING.

That's probably the nicest thing I can say about Amber (that and not using a nickname like Big Al or Hamber.)

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

God damn every time I see that photo I just think how fucking shit her parents are. Amber is a piece of shit but for fuck sake it takes a village. She was dealt a shit hand in life yet managed to make something out it. An existence that no sane person would envy but still something.

With all that odds stacked against her, this fat grotesque unnecessary sack of human shit did SOMETHING.

That's probably the nicest thing I can say about Amber (that and not using a nickname like Big Al or Hamber.)

Yeah, it's always rather poignant to see photos of Amber as a kid. She never stood a chance. I don't feel particularly bad for adult Amber, but the child version of her deserved better.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

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I'm in a bitchy mood today. All I see is an ugly kid who'll grow up to be 500+ elbees, thinking she's the sexiest thing ever. I really don't know what she's accomplished beyond managing to not drown in the rain.

She had some decent foster families and she conned multiple girlfriends' parents into supporting her. It's not like she was left to fend for herself in a box by the side of the road. She turns on everyone eventually.

 

[Empress of Lucite]

I'm in a bitchy mood today. All I see is an ugly kid who'll grow up to be 500+ elbees, thinking she's the sexiest thing ever. I really don't know what she's accomplished beyond managing to not drown in the rain.

She had some decent foster families and she conned multiple girlfriends' parents into supporting her. It's not like she was left to fend for herself in a box by the side of the road. She turns on everyone eventually.

Yeah, as far as poverty and access goes, Amber is in the top 1% of foster kids. She managed to be morbidly obese her entire life, has been able to bring in income without a regular job for over a decade, has had several longterm "relationships", and has even reunited with her family on decent terms. All while decimating every person in her path that got pulled into her orbit.

She's a cunt now, and she was a cunt kid too.

 

[Mekahineyho]

Her childhood never pulled on my heartstrings. She was poor and smelly and she sure seemed to get over it quickly when she arrived in OKC and needed a car ride. She’s done zero healing from whatever happened to her and spends a lot of free time around the person who facilitated it. Funny how that works…. I’m sure her mom has apologized, but Kristine driving her to 5 below and red lobster once a week to me isn’t going to make up for it.

Amber knowingly used her poor upbringing to guilt adults into letting her live rent free in their homes for years while also acting like an entitled cunt. She’s now alone in an apartment because most people know that intertwining themselves with her, will only result in them serving or doing stuff for her benefit only.

 

[Constellationzero]

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I can smell

* Feet and corn chips
* Filthy single wahhhhhhhhhd
* Week old farts
* Filthy clothes "washed" on cold and stuffed to the gills in the laundromat washer
* Bottom notes of Pall Malls and plaid bean bag ashtray


God, she's an ugly looking kid.

 

[Goatchoker]

I can smell

* Feet and corn chips
* Filthy single wahhhhhhhhhd
* Week old farts
* Filthy clothes "washed" on cold and stuffed to the gills in the laundromat washer
* Bottom notes of Pall Malls and plaid bean bag ashtray


God, she's an ugly looking kid.

Broccoli farts.

So unfortunate looking.

 

[-Jack-]

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So she's always had moon face damn? She looks a bit downy in that pic.

 

[Even more 8008135]

A major reason she will NEVER lose weight and be "normal" is because she's always been fat as fuck. She knows literally no other life.