Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 550 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,620 74.5%

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Weird?? she’s gotta be one of the most basic bitches ever
You know, I'm going to suspend my disbelief and say maybe this is a real person that is about on Becky tier. I think Al still has it enough to catch some swamp beast from the holler.

She's fat, white, and probably pretty quiet. Seems fine.

Also, no one ever says a girl they want to like them is "so weird" in a good way.
 
Mr Snowflake: Shaped By The Algorithm is finished, I'm not doing any more Amber content
Also Mr Snowflake:

I suppose cardigans and cans of Newkie Broon won't pay for themselves.
I just can't stand the guy. I enjoyed some episodes of his coverage on Amber and the first episode of Chantal (If you wan't a more accurate, detailed and chronologically ordered series on ALR/Chantal I highly recommend "SeptaSeven").

Something about Snowflake just rubs me the wrong way, he has gotten so into himself and comes across incredibly narcissistic like many do become in gorlworld. His recent coverage on ALR and others kinda focuses on him more and HIS thoughts and opinions.. not an objective, factual stance or of the wider community, like most docu-series do.

What irriates me the most are his "supporters" aka average/fat middle aged women who want to spread their rotten cunts for him. Why is it within this specific community that so many reactors or commenators suddenly become or inherit the traits of the very people they react to and criticize.
 
Is that a fake eyebrow piercing? Also I love how she had to flash her drugs around her mother/us.
She bought a fuck ton of cheap chink stick on diamonds, like the fake "earrings" you might have had as a kid that stuck to everything except skin.
I just can't stand the guy. I enjoyed some episodes of his coverage on Amber and the first episode of Chantal (If you wan't a more accurate, detailed and chronologically ordered series on ALR/Chantal I highly recommend "SeptaSeven").

Something about Snowflake just rubs me the wrong way, he has gotten so into himself and comes across incredibly narcissistic like many do become in gorlworld. His recent coverage on ALR and others kinda focuses on him more and HIS thoughts and opinions.. not an objective, factual stance or of the wider community, like most docu-series do.

What irriates me the most are his "supporters" aka average/fat middle aged women who want to spread their rotten cunts for him. Why is it within this specific community that so many reactors or commenators suddenly become or inherit the traits of the very people they react to and criticize.
The "anonymous reator > face reveal > lolcow" pipeline is so fucking real. I didn't mind him too much at the start when it seemed like he was going for a Geno Samuel style documentary, but just like every other YTer who falls down the gorlworld rabbit hole he got far too into his feelings and just churns out the same tired "Amber fat and bad!!!" content that the YT and reddit gorls lap up. I don't need another fucking reactor telling me that Amber was a bitch to her exes, that is well documented by Amber's very own content.

Edit: Me fail english
 
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He needs to get less emotionally invested in the material and just sit back and laugh.
Nah, these reactors can't or find it extremely hard to venture out when they're sucked into gorlworld. It becomes their bread and butter, and when they try expand to other people outside of the community no one is interested.

Back to Amber tho, hoping she actually has a decent side character that might make me become interested in her again. I haven't watched her since she ordered multiple times a day with Jade.
 
Damn, MethMom looking rough. Am I misremembering or has she packed on some pounds since the HysrterSisterLynn days?
Amber always makes everyone around her fat as fuck because she would rather not eat alone and shes always hungry and always wants to be around people (caretakers).

Amber wearing those diamonds plastic rhinestones to look like an eyebrow piercing is so Amber. At least when she had the fake bull hoop up her nose years ago it was almost passable, but she is just putting stickers on her face to vibe with mom.

You're not authentic, Amber. This is why no one likes you.
Sometimes i wish she would actually commit to an aesthetic and try it out. It would have been nice to see her through the last decade actually try a style type style she may like but instead we get weird shit like this while amber complains she doesnt know her style yet at 30 something.
Pigatils, sticky rinestones, the same 4 dresses as shirts and the only black pants on the planet that will fit her arent cute.
 
Looks like she’s going to start showing her mom on her flop of a YouTube channel! Also catch them rotten teeth holes she’s accumulated
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Pumpkin head with jack-o-lantern smile.

Her teeth in general have gone down hill faster than they should. Maybe it's the less intense filter but Jesus, they are so yellow as well as holey.
No way. Her teeth are amazing. Eating 4-5 times the average person eats day after day, as well as the lack of brushing over brushing, and they're just starting to break down/fall out now. 30 Amber years is like 120 years for regular teeth.
 
Wow. All of her front teeth are chipped and all of her back teeth (the ones she still has) are black and full of holes. Not to mention her way off center front teeth. She will have teeth like Methmom soon, complete with just the upper set of false teeth and no bottoms. Yet she still thinks wasting her money on junk over dental care is a good idea.
 

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Claiming to be losing weight while looking bigger than ever. WTF am I even looking at?! Is the fat from her face migrating into her left shin?! Imagine seeing that every day you look in the mirror - and then prioritizing your split ends instead.

Oh, in the video she also casually mentions that she still has problems with binging (surprising absolutely no one). Also, the emergency vet who treated Twonko's abscess was ALSO a fan and gushed over meeting Amber. It's amazing: Amber has all of these fans everywhere she goes... and yet almost no one watches her videos anymore.

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@Rabbit Obese to Beast on YouTube covered her about a week ago:
I don't know if she's another Amber or not. She comes across as being decent and trying to get her shit together - but all of the cows do at first (plus, you don't get to that size without something not quite right upstairs). I guess time will tell.
Huge fans, huh? Of WHAT Amber? What would educated professional people with full lives of their own find interesting or entertaining about YOU? YOU are an adult grizzly bear of very little brain. You only leave the house for bingo or something food related. And it’s not as if you do anything indoors that is particularly interesting either, except neglect your pets, that is.

Nope, not buying it. You have and are nothing to be A fan of, unless you are suggesting that they are feeders. Are you suggesting that they are feeders, FatAl? No? Go peddle your bullshit elsewhere.
 
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