Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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No, someone with the exact same name and exact same birthdate pled guilty to a typo.

If you don't read HN, then you don't understand that Shamrocks is a Genius Legal Mogul with a lifetime of charges behind her who raised five little criminals all on her own.

SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE'S TALKING ABOUT SIR
 
Tinfoil hat time, but I wonder if mama meth being the new side character is the beginning of a long grift?

She'd have sold her own mother for smack back in the day and, for someone who seems happy to now be her wee cherubs chaffeur/ wiper in chief, she was conspicuously absent for most of the time when Amber had massive invasive surgery during the cancer era when she probably wanted/ needed her "mother" the most. (And, if nothing else, to let Becky spend time with her own dying mother rather than liduruhlly having to wipe Amber's shelf instead.)

Has granny beater Kristine really turned over a new leaf and is trying to make amends or has she sussed out that Amber will never lose the weight barring contracting some rare tropical disease and will hand over whatever meagre yt bucks she's still earning to the nearest retard willing to drive her to the vape shop?
 
Tinfoil hat time, but I wonder if mama meth being the new side character is the beginning of a long grift?

She'd have sold her own mother for smack back in the day and, for someone who seems happy to now be her wee cherubs chaffeur/ wiper in chief, she was conspicuously absent for most of the time when Amber had massive invasive surgery during the cancer era when she probably wanted/ needed her "mother" the most. (And, if nothing else, to let Becky spend time with her own dying mother rather than liduruhlly having to wipe Amber's shelf instead.)

Has granny beater Kristine really turned over a new leaf and is trying to make amends or has she sussed out that Amber will never lose the weight barring contracting some rare tropical disease and will hand over whatever meagre yt bucks she's still earning to the nearest retard willing to drive her to the vape shop?

I'd like to believe it's the former but we can't ignore the influence of money on drug addict.

Kristine maybe less mentally developed than Amber. We don't get much of her so it's hard to tell but from what I have seen, her arrested development maybe worse than Amber's. Talk about a care free bitch; as long as she is loaded she seems fine sleeping anywhere. A very ditzy woman imho who is probably sincere about wanting change but lacks any foundation to change upon.

She wants to make up for being a shitty mother and is doing it the only way she knows how too; by giving in to any demand to the point she looks like a jealous ex-husband trying to sway the kids into his favor with money.
 
Apatheticfaxx posted this on insta earlier, apparently crack brother has a tattoo of Amberlynn's name, and no, it does not look good.

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does anyone know the whole story? I did put in a public records request to get the documents but I'm waiting to hear back on how much it's going to cost
Yeah, you go ahead and do that bro. I’m not sure it makes any sense at this point. We have multiple criminal records on Kristine, she’s a giant piece of shit.

I’m real suspicious of the lurkers coming out of the woodwork to try to get definitive evidence on what went down with the service animal. Sam only wants to discredit the Farms so she can claim we were totally wrong about her too, and she didn’t spend 20 years committing fraud. The rest of them sound like Amber, attempting to soften Kristine’s past so she can be redeemed. At least Amber has the excuse of that being her mother.
 
sounds like her mom has a history of mentally snapping, given the violence against grandma and then the dog she most likely has mental health issues (obviously lol but I can't say because obviously I don't know) but I do know these kind of people well and all ill say is big al better watch out. Even if shes trying a new leaf and is genuine that rage is for sure still there and can appear at any time for the smallest issue. Big al might be in some big trouble on the random off day she pisses mommy off. Will it be more hilarious or sad to see her try and claim any bruises or injuries was the table to wall or some typical excuse. Again all speculation but I can't shake the feeling off that it will go down like this. especially if she starts acting stupid around or with her mom's bf which could also be a possibility going down the line.
if you have anger issues please take care of it lol
 
Yeah it's called tard rage and they both get it
We’ve all seen Ambers food aggression and how she acts like a dog with rabies trying to defend their food. I can only imagine the horrors of mama meths drug rages/aggression. Druggies can be fucking terrifying and insane when you come between their drugs. Though since shes sober im sure shes a perfect angel x
 
I’m real suspicious of the lurkers coming out of the woodwork to try to get definitive evidence on what went down with the service animal. Sam only wants to discredit the Farms so she can claim we were totally wrong about her too, and she didn’t spend 20 years committing fraud. The rest of them sound like Amber, attempting to soften Kristine’s past so she can be redeemed. At least Amber has the excuse of that being her mother.
Why would you be suspicious of people asking for evidence? Are you suggesting someone, much less multiple people here are caping for Sam, of all people? NO ONE likes Sam here, you sound paranoid.

If the farms is wrong but is going to plug their ears and go "LALALALA CAN'T HEAR YOU SAM!" Well then you deserve to be "discredited" frankly. It's embarrassing to insist on something that isn't true just to spite a cow.

And I'm not softening shit for Christine. She beat up her mother and also thoroughly fucked her own kids up. That makes her an even bigger piece of shit than someone that beat a dog. err sorry "interfered with a service animal" kek
 
Has granny beater Kristine really turned over a new leaf and is trying to make amends

Doubt it. She didn't bother with Fatty after that short visit during mUH CAnc3r saga. I think it's clear she's just switched up vices and enjoys having a ''famous'' child with more money than she has.
If she had her head on right she wouldn't be gambling, going out to eat with that blob of leaking meat that is her daughter or happily watching that same blob vape bitch pot and eat gummies to get ''high''.

I imagine Kristine is identical to Amber in the way of ''I don't care about anything or anyone but me''.
 
Why would you be suspicious of people asking for evidence? Are you suggesting someone, much less multiple people here are caping for Sam, of all people? NO ONE likes Sam here, you sound paranoid.

If the farms is wrong but is going to plug their ears and go "LALALALA CAN'T HEAR YOU SAM!" Well then you deserve to be "discredited" frankly. It's embarrassing to insist on something that isn't true just to spite a cow.

And I'm not softening shit for Christine. She beat up her mother and also thoroughly fucked her own kids up. That makes her an even bigger piece of shit than someone that beat a dog. err sorry "interfered with a service animal" kek
Wait . What? We don't know it isn't true yet unless we just believe Sam. Personally I put in a public record's request for the police report. Otherwise I'd have to call the courthouse myself and I don't want to do that. I need first hand proof to just say official court records on a court website isn't true because some YouTuber (as well as known liar Amber) said it's inaccurate.

We’ve all seen Ambers food aggression and how she acts like a dog with rabies trying to defend their food. I can only imagine the horrors of mama meths drug rages/aggression. Druggies can be fucking terrifying and insane when you come between their drugs. Though since shes sober im sure shes a perfect angel x
And Casey said she was violent to her and also said she admit to hitting Kristyle once. And the code red thing with Destiny. Sounds like Amber does have the extreme anger thing going on

"My mother did NOT kill a service animal! She would NEVER hurt an animal!" sobbed Amber, as she dropped her kiTTen over the back of a sofa.
It's funny -well if the dog thing ends up being a typo in the court records , mamalynn will "just" be guilty of beating up her own mother that ems and the police had to show up: Still not a gem
 
I think the main issue a lot of farmers have with new/"suspicious" people coming here only asking questions and not really taking part in an actual discussion/regularly is the fact that many youtubers will come on here and take information, what people say, archives (it's a public forum so fair game) but most youtubers and especially certain docu-series creators do not credit or even mention the farms as a source of information/help. But as I said, it's all public knowledge, information so in the grand scheme of things, it really isn't that deep- just slightly irritating, at least for me.
 
@QueenCeeSmoo you can reply to more than one thing in a single reply, just fyi.


Anyways, people said Mom isn't online much, but isn't she on facebook a lot? And aren't tere ALR groups there? I don't know how many ways are there to contact her, but *someone's* got to have told her about all this talk online, right? I'm not approving of doing that, i've just been thinking about how for regular youtubers, if they have a shitstorm, that seems to be mentally hard and exhausting. The lolcows are in that state 24/7, you guys think their brain gets used to that mode? Or do they not care? Cause Mom isn't used to it i'm sure.
 
I think the main issue a lot of farmers have with new/"suspicious" people coming here only asking questions and not really taking part in an actual discussion/regularly is the fact that many youtubers will come on here and take information, what people say, archives (it's a public forum so fair game) but most youtubers and especially certain docu-series creators do not credit or even mention the farms as a source of information/help. But as I said, it's all public knowledge, information so in the grand scheme of things, it really isn't that deep- just slightly irritating, at least for me.
It's beyond not crediting the farms; it's the woke SJW attitude that pisses people off. This sanitized version of reality that's needed in order for these people to exploit this place for their commercial gain is disgusting.

Sorta like how rock and roll was stolen from black people.

edit : also I thought I wrote this last time but I must of deleted it. OK inheritance laws are pretty clean cut when one dies without a will and a spouse. Amber's mom is next in line to get any money that maybe left/generated by Amber's estate once she is passed. So unless Amber gets married and/or actually writes a will the money goes to her mom.

Now if would be hilarious if after she dies one of her past gorlfriends produces some sort of will that was found under a couch cushion. An Aretha Franklin like affair would be fun watch, seeing these trash humans fight over peanuts.
 
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Wait . What? We don't know it isn't true yet unless we just believe Sam.
Yes and I think people look kind of dumb when they are hooting about how Sam must be lying because she's a lolcow and a known liar!!!!

Okay but it just doesn't make any sense for Sam to lie about something so random. Especially when she knows those records can (and will) be obtained by others so if she's lying and there IS mention of an animal in the court records or police reports, everyone is going to know Sam lied so what would be the point? There are some people acting like it's so crazy to believe Sam on this point, when it really isn't.

edit: Sam is live with the probable cause affidavit. Kristine attacked and choked her mother as she was recovering from a stroke.
 
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Doubt it. She didn't bother with Fatty after that short visit during mUH CAnc3r saga. I think it's clear she's just switched up vices and enjoys having a ''famous'' child with more money than she has.
If she had her head on right she wouldn't be gambling, going out to eat with that blob of leaking meat that is her daughter or happily watching that same blob vape bitch pot and eat gummies to get ''high''.

I imagine Kristine is identical to Amber in the way of ''I don't care about anything or anyone but me''.
Yep, I mentioned this before multiple times. The "mom", and I use this term very loosely (like Hambutt's stool) is trying to parlay this into money/free shit/gifts/free help/her own Youtube fame like Nader.

That's all it is.
 
Yes and I think people look kind of dumb when they are hooting about how Sam must be lying because she's a lolcow and a known liar!!!!

Okay but it just doesn't make any sense for Sam to lie about something so random. Especially when she knows those records can (and will) be obtained by others so if she's lying and there IS mention of an animal in the court records or police reports, everyone is going to know Sam lied so what would be the point? There are some people acting like it's so crazy to believe Sam on this point, when it really isn't.
Sorry, but I'm not quite understanding the responses towards @QueenCeeSmoo here.

We have a cow orbiter with an objectively gross rap sheet. The charges and sentences are all public record. If incorrect, Kristine would have had 14 years to fix any errors (and it would be in her best interest to, as she worked and presumably still does). Even taking into consideration that she probably works for companies that give second chances to felons, I can't imagine ANYONE wanting something on their record that they didn't do - especially cruelty to animals.

So we currenly have a court record in one hand, and in the other hand we have two lolcows with a history of lying who are giving two completely different stories. We have Amber saying saying that it was a DIFFERENT person who had the same full name, same DOB, and same physical resemblance as Kristine, who also beat the shit out of her mom on the same day, and ALSO had Aunt Tammie pay some of the court fees. And we have Sam saying "Oh it's just a keystroke error. I called and they told me it was. TRUST ME BRO". You're absolutely right that it would be a stupid lie to tell, as anyone looking up the record would spot the lie ... but someone would actually have to look up the record to confirm the lie. I doubt any reaction channels will do it - they just mine the farms for all of their data. So if QueenCeeSmoo wants to put in the extra time and money to obtain the record and add it to the Kiwi Farms archive so there is a diffinitive answer, why is this such a bad thing? I mean, if the arrest record was free and instantly available, farmers would have already posted it without criticism.

Personally, paying for the record is more involved than I (or most) would get with dealing with these losers (sorry Queen, but it's the truth. But then again, maybe I'm just too poor; Starfleet doesn't pay us, afterall). That being said, I must admit that I'm interested in finding out exactly what went down during their WWE Smackdown; Trailer Trash Edition, and I'm sure many others are, too.
 
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