Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I don't know what to think about that. I mean, she SAID she's been "smoking for years", but I just get the vibe that this is her trying everything to get engagement in her videos. Just like the Trader Joe's haul and the one dozen portions of salami. I wouldn't be surprised if she comes back in the next video accusing us of misunderstanding her, and what she MEANT was that she smoked WEED a couple of times over the last several years.

Then again, this could just be another example of Amber's narc "trickle truth". You know, where her audience only needs to know once, 1) they've already caught her in a lie and know, or 2) when Amber needs to disclose it to drive channel engagement. In that surreal image of her sitting at the kitchen table at GrammaLynn's house, there was a yellow vape beside her. Someone in the comments section of a reaction channel (I think The Ankle, but not sure), said it looked just like a Lost Mary vape - which are nicotine only. And I could definitely see Amber as being the type to develop a nicotine addiction through puffing on candy-flavoured nicotine vapes. Or worse, smoking cigarettes as another way to skinwalk her current gorlfriend (Kristine). You know, just like how she suddenly developed 'frizzy curly' hair during the Jade era and had to start using Jade's anti-frizz products.

Bitch realizes that it's caught in the frame...
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The shape and colour match. Even the charging port on the side as it's a "rechargeable" disposable:
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To be fair, disposable vapes are mass produced by a handful factories. Most of them have the same components and casing. There’s really not much variety. Elfbars are also identical to the one you posted. I wouldn’t be surprised if there’s a THC version with the exact same packaging on the outside.

And if not, nicotine vapes are the absolute least of Amber’s problems.
 
We're talking about a junkie who managed to somehow remain obese, right? I think it's safe to assume that sunscreen and wellness habit-stacks never made an appearance on her list of priorities. Honestly, it's just really fucking bizarre that any of these chicks are even alive; nevermind youthful in appearance.
She looks the same age as her daughter.
 
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week 1 weigh in on ozempic, going to the movies, & glow in the dark bingo! | vlog

TL;DR: NONTENT! This vlog starts on "Saturday", one week since starting compound semaglutide, and time for her next injection (that of course Kristine has to do). MORE cameo talk (I guess Amber's getting desperate for coin). Ceiling-shot weigh-in of 488.2lbs (down 12.2lbs from 500.4lbs last week). The shot only worked for the first 4 days of the week, and then she wanted to eat EVERYTHING. Kristine surpassed Amber and has lost 19lbs, simply by not eating like a disgusting gluttonous pig. Amber calls her the Queen of Moderation. Amber spends the day with her mom where she pigs out at Panera bread, goes to a movie, and bingo. Amber's proud of herself for having an ICEE instead of a diet soda. Dumb questions with even dumber answers: Amber's not surprised at tornadoes, just scared. Valentine is older than Amber. Amber is taking semaglutide to save her life. Amber doesn't buy her mother's love. CT scans have different limits. (Bullshit "how are you so strong" question).
 
At this point Kristine needs to either wingman Amber at dyke bars or help her go thru the DM’s because the “mommy daughter time” is wearing thin. Mama must have a lot of shame about Ambers turn out, because I couldn’t let a 500 pounder with ratty pants and bursting flats make fun of my shoes or appearance.
 
it's funny because i'm sure if her mom had made some quip about amber's shoes after the heifer was making fun of the water shoes amber would have slammed her mom's head against the car

also, how are you gonna make fun of what your mom is wearing when immediately after she's finished making fun of her mom's shoes she swings the camera around to the car so we can get a shot of those LAYYYYYGS and her nasty flats being enveloped in ankle fat

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Question of the day : how do you stay so strong and positive when people are so cruel and insensitive you're always kind to everyone love you bunches. Big hambo of the swamps with the outhouse dresses trying to convince us that she doesn't ask herself these stupid fucking questions. It's blatant, not a single positive comment in her recent videos she still thinks we are as dumb as she is. Oh amber ure so kind . Proceeds to belittle her mom then turns to the glass mirror to reveal her gargantuan hippo legs. Get a grip lady
 
At this point Kristine needs to either wingman Amber at dyke bars or help her go thru the DM’s because the “mommy daughter time” is wearing thin. Mama must have a lot of shame about Ambers turn out, because I couldn’t let a 500 pounder with ratty pants and bursting flats make fun of my shoes or appearance.
Yeah, it's getting old real quick. Imagine how Kristine feels. Like yeah, they had a rocky relationship, upbringing together and they wanna fix/mend it.. but I think Kristine is now becoming more and more irritated and has probably just accepted that she has to drive her around once or twice a day on the weekends.
it's funny because i'm sure if her mom had made some quip about amber's shoes after the heifer was making fun of the water shoes amber would have slammed her mom's head against the car

also, how are you gonna make fun of what your mom is wearing when immediately after she's finished making fun of her mom's shoes she swings the camera around to the car so we can get a shot of those LAYYYYYGS and her nasty flats being enveloped in ankle fat

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Yeah, she did this A LOT with Becky. She would constantly comment on what Becky was wearing, her shoes. Even though Amber pretty much waddles around in $5 flats and her feet are pretty much the size and texture of bricks/hard, dead skin. I think she does it because of course she fucking hates herself and feels incredibly insecure so she has to publically shame or embarass whoever she's around. At this point, I don't even think she realises what she's doing because she's done it so much throughout the years which is even scarier.
 
What a beautiful mother-daughter relationship that is unfolding in front of our eyes. So toxic.
My only hope is that Mama Reid chooses her sobriety over her toxic grown child and stops catering to her so we can see Amber truly be on her own. No girlfriends to rope into her orbit, no friends to drive her around, just her and her own crazy. I think that would finally be interesting. The venom she will slowly spit will be great.
 
Question of the day : how do you stay so strong and positive when people are so cruel and insensitive you're always kind to everyone love you bunches. Big hambo of the swamps with the outhouse dresses trying to convince us that she doesn't ask herself these stupid fucking questions. It's blatant, not a single positive comment in her recent videos she still thinks we are as dumb as she is. Oh amber ure so kind . Proceeds to belittle her mom then turns to the glass mirror to reveal her gargantuan hippo legs. Get a grip lady
My favorite part is the "you're always kind to everyone ", gorl, if you are going to fake these questions at least make them believable. At this point not even her mom believes this garbage, she made fun of her shoes and appearance when Amber looks deformed and the only thing that fits her gigantic fat feet are those nasty flats. She has never been kind to anyone, everything she does to people is with second intentions and she always expects something in return.
 
that’s a terrible photo
Goddamn it people who stumble upon Amber in the wild, get your photography skills in order. We want to see her, not some blurry ⚫⚪ (dots? Blobs?) taken from a potato.
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Even the BIGFOOT image is clearer! Do better, haydurz! Also, I don't know if it's because she has something resting on her chest that's blending into the door behind her, but it looks like she has absolutely no tits and she just goes straight down from chin #3 and them *whoooom* her gut juts out. How unfortunate. Also LOL at this being shot with a potato, yet we can clearly see that Kristine is smoking.
 
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