Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I'll give her credit, she has managed to produce tears while crying for attention. There are other skills she could be working on instead, but at least she's keeping busy.

Eyes darting around the room when she isn't checking herself out in the viewfinder. Never change, Amber.
 
...I think her family should at least do one of those sit down interventions and maybe it would embarrass her enough to know they don’t think she’s a chubby cute young girl but a deathfat.
While a nice idea in theory, it's highly unlikely to be effective. The whole mentality behind the 'interventions' is that a person won't change until they've hit their rock bottom. Unfortunately, for many people, that rock bottom ends up being death. So they try to artifically create a 'rock bottom' by DRASTICALLY negatively impacting the addict's life INSTANTLY . When things worsen gradually, we can adapt, but not as well when it's severe and sudden. The idea is that when ALL of the addict's support is removed and they instantly feel massive consequences, they will be more compliant in trying someone else's way to do things. The problem is that for it to have any chance of working, the family has to set clear boundaries and be willing to completely cut off the addict if they breach ANY of the conditions - no second chances, no excuses. Amber is a MASTER at pretending to be on board with something, then slowly moving back to her original behaviour while emotionally manipulating and guilting her enablers until she finally wears them down. She's so obnoxious that the last time her family wanted to get rid of her, they had to wait until she voluntarily LEFT THE STATE. I think they're all too emeshed to be able to even attempt an intervention.

It also involves the addict being at the point where they WANT to change but just need a good hard push to get started, and Ambo has made it very clear that she doesn't want to address the issues that drive this behaviour. She believes that she just needs to use some willpower to slightly moderate some of her behaviours and won't accept the fact that she just can't out-logic her emotions. Plus, tens of thousands of people have been telling her for YEARS that she's not a cute chubby gorl but rather a narcissistic deathfat, and she hasn't cared. Why do you think the message will have more weight coming from a granny-beating, child-neglecting, burnt-out junkie that Ambo clearly has no respect for? Or the lying, cheating, cancer-faking "Birth Canal" that kicked her out the first time?
 
Also, why is this retard wearing sunglasses on top of her head? Does she know she's indoors?
To be fair, I know plenty of people (including myself) that do this when popping in and out of indoor spaces. For example, out shopping - in the car and traversing outdoors, sunglasses are down. Indoors? They go on top of the noggin because why the fuck not.

Now as for AL here? That's obviously not why she's doing it - she probably missed the point and thinks that it's a fashion choice that makes her look kyuuuuuut, not realizing that it actually makes her look like a retarded mouth-breather with one starving braincell looking for its long-deceased twin.
 
Also, why is this retard wearing sunglasses on top of her head? Does she know she's indoors?
It's the bow on head 2024 edition, but less susceptible to mirror trickery. Babe, are they backwards? Who's to say.
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To be fair, I know plenty of people (including myself) that do this when popping in and out of indoor spaces. For example, out shopping - in the car and traversing outdoors, sunglasses are down. Indoors? They go on top of the noggin because why the fuck not.

Now as for AL here? That's obviously not why she's doing it - she probably missed the point and thinks that it's a fashion choice that makes her look kyuuuuuut, not realizing that it actually makes her look like a retarded mouth-breather with one starving braincell looking for its long-deceased twin.
Same shit with the one air pod she always has in. The audience knows she isn't listening to anything while filming her attempts to justify her 3rd KFC meal of the day but she keeps it in because she thinks it looks cute, shows she has money and is interesting.

I don't watch enough YouTube anymore to know exactly who she is copying with all these small, retarded things but they're not an original Amber thought. Her thoughts are more maggots on a train than permanent sunglasses on her fat head.

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Her mother is so interesting in her mothering. Amberlynn was sleeping SHO hard and doesn't know if she's tired because of Ozempic or what but she woke up at 1pm which she now claims is odd for her. She wakes up only because her mother is banging on her window because she couldn't reach her on the phone. Amber has like 70+ notifications from her. So mamalynn seems like she's afraid the fat will kill her gorl. Which is so interesting to me because she has spent years even after getting clean actively ignoring Hamber. But now suddenly she has to frantically call her every 2 minutes. These people's "love" is so weird. It's like if Amber somehow miraculously moved, she'd stop calling.
Can’t let the cash cow die.
 
the only reason kristine responded the way she did to amber potentially dying alone in her fat apartment is because amber has spent the past 10 years repeating the same traumatizeen story of her stupid fucking junkie mom (and dad) who almost let her baby brother die because they were too busy being retarded junkies to notice him suffocating (allegedly)

or amber lied and her mom just sat in the parking lot smoking her marb blacks until amber woke up. if she was that worried she could have called for a wellness check or something because spending time calling/texting your daughter 72 times while she's bleeding out in her apartment alone is weird behavior
 
Don't be too hasty! I'd be fine if Amber coded.

In Minecraft, of course.
Minecraft servers aren't big enough to handle that much dead cow.

If Amber died for real in real life, I would consider it a sign that the Universe noticed it's mistake and was trying to fix things.
 
Even if the cancer miraculously came back she wouldn't do anything about it. She didn't when she had the precancerous cells and she doesn't take the treatment given to her after her hysterectomy. She just wants the sympathy, not the work to get better as per usual.
The only treatment given after her hysterectomy and cancer (she provided documents to show she had it) was estrogen, which she took for 2 years then quit and lied about why, blaming it on her oncology office giving her the wrong medicine.
She won't do jack shit about her weight, not arguing that but she didn't really have a "treatment" plan post surgery. She has never lost enough weight to have the MRI scans needed and she never will. That was supposed to be the plan.
 
..She won't do jack shit about her weight, not arguing that but she didn't really have a "treatment" plan post surgery...
Her post-op treatment plan was to move around to prevent blood clots, follow the food plan from the nutritionalist they set her up with, and to lose enough weight to fit into the MRI - none of which she did. Instead, she created a nonsense story about thinking that the surgical team nicked her spinal cord during her epidural so she could justify wedging her shelf into her recliner while Becky brought her fast food around the clock.


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got my ct scan, I'm scared, & sobriety update | vlog

TL;DR: NONTENT. Scan delayed AGAIN, this time due to a 'computer error' at the facility. She's just gonna have to wait, as she's not going to "waste the ER's time". Symptoms are back, symptoms are gone, blah bla-blah. Amber finally got the scan a few days later, but she thinks the radiologist acted differently after, which made Amber worry. Want to find the results? Tune in next time (same FAT time; same FAT channel). LOTS of filler and some fake cryeeen. Cameo talk. TikTok talk. More gaslighting bullshitty Q&A nonsense. "Smoking daily for years" and was high for 99% of the time she was filming her videos. Amber brings more excuses and drama than a Nigerian romance scammer.

"Sobriety" my ASS. FUCK YOU Amber. OMG someone find the hand and convince her to come back. I'd rather see Amber go back to trying to mirror a boring, sneaker-headed, coffee-loving black woman than to try and skinwalk a born again, ex con whose entire existence revolves around telling people about their recovery.
 
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