Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 550 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,620 74.5%

  • Total voters
    3,519
The resurgence of bralessness I’ve seen in the past year is concerning, because it’s never the Farrah Fawcett pert breasts passing by, but a couple of low-hanging udders thudding into one another. I look away tactfully, silently wishing that these women would just wear some goddamned underwear. But I realize the display is not meant for me.

But in Amber’s case, it’s mind-boggling. Does she actually think her kettle drums look attractive?
 
Oh Gawd are we at the "I showed you my chest fat, plz respond" phase of SingleLynn trying to hook a caretaker? Gross.

I personally think she is full of shit when it comes to the story about a company maybe sponsoring her use of whatever the drug she's using is called, but I think that's the point.
She tells a tall tale, people see all the inconsistencies and run to her channel to call her out. She gets traffic and interaction and a big YouTube paycheck, her audience gets nothing but mad.

(If anyone needs to get a mammogram but is scared because of stories about it hurting, don't worry about it. The technology has gotten better over the years plus some people are whiny bitches. Odds are you won't have any problems. Medical staff hitting on you as Amber likes to imply happened should be reported though.)
 
I personally think she is full of shit when it comes to the story about a company maybe sponsoring her
As always with her it's either:
1. A lie
2. A gross misrepresentation of what the situation actually was
OR
3. A scam

The very super legit major company gave me the "I actually won $2000 from the car dealership mailer" vibes.

I agree though everything she does is for engagement to try to revive her dying channel. Even her "controversies" are boring as fuck now.

Did she order 2 things or 5 things at starbucks? Wow can't wait to find out...
 
If Valentine had moved in Ambie would have doxxed her in no time, she can't keep her mouth shut for too long. I give her 2 months until she finds another crazy, desperate lesbian to date her.
I dunno mane, it's been very hard for this old lezbo to reel in another idiot.
Her internet footprint is as huge as her cankle and she's getting older, besides her Mother is her new gf.
 
Okay let's just say I believe this online girlfriend was real:

-She admits valentine lied to her about a bunch of stuff but still thinks that valentine "really really loved her"

-she claims that valentine had feelings first and alr took longer (as if)

-SHE dumped valentine not the other way around bc "they both knew alr deserved better" lmao okay sure jan

-Valentine HAS to be real bc meth mommy spoke to her guys!
 
Ambo bought a new shitty purse and snapped the strap trying to put it on as a crossbody bag. So now she needs necklace extenders, seatbelt extenders, AND purse strap extenders! Progress!

More bullshit organizing - this time of her pantry cupboard (which is likely already back to being a disaster). Far too much cringey bullshit bingo footage. Amber complains that the semaglutide hasn't been working for the last two weeks. The med spa has recommended that she takes another starting dose, but Amber doesn't want to because she doesn't want to get the icky side effects (like decreased appetite).

Yeah yeah yeah, whatever. Amber said they were supposed to move in together August 1st. But Valentine would constantly lie to her and 'betray her' and hurt Amber really badly, blah blah blah. None of this matters because IF Valentine was real, Ambo would have still moved her in despite all of this and despite having never actually met her (so no, we don't believe you were the one to break it off). This is just so Amber can say that SHE was the one who did the dumping this time. It's crazy that she's making all of this drama over a friggin internet pen pal.

(I'm still wondering if this was a romance scammer who's been stringing Ambo along)

Edited to add: I forgot the picture!
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She's so dumb. This reminds me of the American flag bow in the mirror nonsense. "Does it look backwards to you? That's strange, it doesn't look backwards to me...."
 
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