Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[pippeyyy]

iZ DaT DeR cOOtEr???
Also can't forget her dainty hole!

The only thing Amber has ever caught was Herp.

Or her doctor carefully sewing her hymen back in place after the D & C. I still don't know what part of her anatomy she was even talking about or if she genuinely believes that hymen sewing is a legitimate medical procedure.

 

[Slippery_Slope]

Some things I took away from this garbage video:
-Amber picked Jordy as her “bestie” even tho she was shitting and pissing everywhere cause he read her moms arrest record on a live
-this woman’s maturity level and sensibility at the age of 33 is tanked beyond belief. I was watching Chikara and she made a point how it doesn’t even cross Ambers mind to meet each other a couple time or take a trip together (she can’t). It’s a few weeks of talking and then you go directly to moving in with Amber. And I think it’s interesting these woman ( if valentine is real) can uproot their lives to move with her so suddenly as well. I honestly hope one of them fuck her over.

Also I don’t like to join in on low hanging theories but I think that Alexis weirdo is the one coming to visit. She’s a drinker as well which is why Ambers excited to drink 8 buzzballs again.
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U-Haul lesbians are severely damaged people. Or on the verge of homelessness. Maybe both.

The grown ass woman in her 30's who didn't know the names of her anatomy and called her cervix a "period hole" and when looking at a model of reproduce system at the doctor asked "oh my God, that's what we have!?" is not having any sex but especially phone sex. What is she going to say, "oh baby, I'm taking my pants off so you can find my period hole"?

I am still laughing about the period hole thing. A lesbian who doesn't know what a vagina is is. It's just funny.

I think that Amber is trying to change the narrative. Amber probably wrote all these questions. "Valentine" never existed except in Amber's imagination, but it created an inconvenience since any other prospective Target drivers would think that she was not single. Thus, the break up, and of course being hurt by "Valentine". Now, she can do as many thirst traps on TikTok.

There was a woman in Milwaukee that Amber thought would be a good catch, but that woman had a job, friends, and perhaps family in Milwaukee and was not going to uproot herself to live in OKC. That is the problem for Amber, any woman in her 30's is not going to move across country after a few DMs. She should look for a local one and start to hit the bars or better lesbian get-together.


I will qualify your statement a little bit. Both Amber and Chantal said that the would like to lose weight if it was not too inconvenient. They do not want to put any effort in losing weight. For me, it is clear when Amber sets a new diet with no goal, or at least a realistic one. Even the Semaglutide is too inconvenient.

You want Amber to go out(side) and talk to grown ass women...make conversation...in person? That narcissist is not gonna risk that level of embarrassment. The reason she finds her marks via the internet is not just laziness, it's to first make sure that the person is more retarded than her. lol

Or her doctor carefully sewing her hymen back in place after the D & C. I still don't know what part of her anatomy she was even talking about or if she genuinely believes that hymen sewing is a legitimate medical procedure.

You have no idea how many women get a Hymennorraphy. I mean, obviously our girl had to stay a virgin so people know she is a super pure and dainty princess. After all, she's a dry gorl, y'all.

Hymens are there to prevent vaginal infections in infants, not to judge how pure a woman is/how much of a lesbian she is. Hilarious.

 

[I call shenanigans]

I assume Mom and Hambone shared a bed

Doubt it. One or the other probably slept on the huge lounge. Probably Amber given she’s used to doing that. Then again mommaLynn probably used some common sense and put fresh sheets on the lounge rather than risk Ambers bed.

She should look for a local one and start to hit the bars or better lesbian get-together.

If it’s true what I’ve read multiple times here, there’s a bar across the road from her that has lesbian nights. The problem is though, she can’t catfish those women because, unless they are blind, they can see and smell her IRL.

 

[Insulin reid]

Or her doctor carefully sewing her hymen back in place after the D & C. I still don't know what part of her anatomy she was even talking about or if she genuinely believes that hymen sewing is a legitimate medical procedure.

My money is on her being retarded enough to think hymen sewing is a legit medical procedure. There's a hymen. If you "break it" its just "there" so of course amber thinks that a thing (hymen) can be sewn (medical procedure that doctors do, they sew people up) back up to make things right again (pure delicate gorl).
Amber is as retarded as she is vain, so of course in ambers sped head she thinks this is something totally doable and correct. Shes always gotta be the best gorl in the room so depending on the vibe shes either taken dick or shes a gold star lez-bean and either way the hymen is intact so all of the rest of us hymenless sluts cant say anything about her because we're gross and probably also straight (eww)


Edit- wrong vein (vain)

 

[Boolean Bitch]

My money is on her being retarded enough to think hymen sewing is a legit medical procedure. There's a hymen. If you "break it" its just "there" so of course amber thinks that a thing (hymen) can be sewn (medical procedure that doctors do, they sew people up) back up to make things right again (pure delicate gorl).
Amber is as retarded as she is vain, so of course in ambers sped head she thinks this is something totally doable and correct. Shes always gotta be the best gorl in the room so depending on the vibe shes either taken dick or shes a gold star lez-bean and either way the hymen is intact so all of the rest of us hymenless sluts cant say anything about her because we're gross and probably also straight (eww)


Edit- wrong vein (vain)

Well, she WAS retarded enough to think that there was a completely separate ER for every different type of medical emergency. So... would Amber get her dainty hymen repaired at the "yondi" ER or at the stitches ER?

I also can't help but wonder... would her hymen be like a huge flap of skin (oversized like every other part of her)? You know, kinda like those parachutes that little kids play with in school? OR would all of the weight and pressure pushing down into that area have turned it into a teeeeeeeny tiny diamond? Nevermind, I guess some things are best left undiscovered.

This is all YOUR fault, Amber. If you don't shitpost, then we have to.

 

[I call shenanigans]

I also can't help but wonder... would her hymen be like a huge flap of skin (oversized like every other part of her)? You know, kinda like those parachutes that little kids play with in school? OR would all of the weight and pressure pushing down into that area have turned it into a teeeeeeeny tiny diamond?

You do realise the hymen is a ring of material that surrounds the vaginal entrance? It’s not a completely closed structure or girls wouldn’t be able to menstruate. It’s more like a donut.

seriously can't tell if you're shit-posting or if you actually think women pee out of their vagina. lol

I meant menstruate. I’ll take the trash cans though. I deserve them just for the level of hungover I am today.

 

[Slippery_Slope]

You do realise the hymen is a ring of material that surrounds the vaginal entrance? It’s not a completely closed structure or girls wouldn’t be able to pee. It’s more like a donut.

I seriously can't tell if you're shit-posting or if you actually think women pee out of their vagina. lol

 

[Boolean Bitch]

You do realise the hymen is a ring of material that surrounds the vaginal entrance? It’s not a completely closed structure or girls wouldn’t be able to menstruate. It’s more like a donut.

Thank you for explaining, but yes, I'm aware . It's why I compared it to a child's parachute. Here's a picture where you can see the hole in the centre:

Though I'll take the L and accept that my attempt at a horrifying shitpost faceplanted.

 

[pippeyyy]

Thank you for explaining, but yes, I'm aware . It's why I compared it to a child's parachute. Here's a picture where you can see the hole in the centre:
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Though I'll take the L and accept that my attempt at a horrifying shitpost faceplanted.

If you read your post in the tone of something Amber "the moon landing didn't happen" Reid would believe, it's funny. Because she absolutely would believe that and that the doctor gave her back her purity.

 

[Bibbity Bobbity]

Ah, yes, the 80's, a special time when they had to run ads assuring teen girls they wouldn't lose their virginity to a TAMPON.

Of course, there's still guys yelling on TikTok that girls shouldn't be using tampons, so they won't be all worn out for their future husbands.

I wouldn't be surprised if Amber is such a gold star lezzzzzbean that she buys in to this.

 

[inquizadoor]

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Ah, yes, the 80's, a special time when they had to run ads assuring teen girls they wouldn't lose their virginity to a TAMPON.

Of course, there's still guys yelling on TikTok that girls shouldn't be using tampons, so they won't be all worn out for their future husbands.

I wouldn't be surprised if Amber is such a gold star lezzzzzbean that she buys in to this.

id believe it but also theres no chance shes flexible enough to be able to insert a tampon. so unless necky was doing it for her....actually yeah that would track

 

[Insulin reid]

I also can't help but wonder... would her hymen be like a huge flap of skin (oversized like every other part of her)? You know, kinda like those parachutes that little kids play with in school? OR would all of the weight and pressure pushing down into that area have turned it into a teeeeeeeny tiny diamond? Nevermind, I guess some things are best left undiscovered.

Soggy pork rind.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Do the movie theatre handjobs and blowjobs she claimed to have given to men in the past not count towards her "gold star status" or does she lie about that now?

 

[Point and Laugh]

Do the movie theatre handjobs and blowjobs she claimed to have given to men in the past not count towards her "gold star status" or does she lie about that now?

I’m really hoping she gets desperate enough she starts claiming she’s talking to men. It probably won’t happen since (most likely) all of this is only happening in her head anyway, but she’s needs to stir things up.

 

[Xenomorph]

Do the movie theatre handjobs and blowjobs she claimed to have given to men in the past not count towards her "gold star status" or does she lie about that now?

She was just reaching in for some popcorn

 

[Salvador Dali]

meeting my girlfriend in person, torrid try on haul, & 4th of July!!!! | vlog

Spoiler: July 8th, 2024 Archive

How shameless of an addict do you have to be that you feel the need to get high in front of your rehabilitated mother to enjoy some fireworks?

 

[fartbucket]

TL;DR for anyone who hasn't watched the new Amber video:
Mum likes trains, they're not native American, they're Portuguese and French.

Mummy takes us thrift-shopping and Amber gets a snowflake anxiety ring (read, Chinesium toy for children) from a coin machine. Amber also shows us her newest haul of Circus Tents from Torrid.

The U-Haul Lesbian strikes again, the ex-Dumped her last week, and she's already so really, REALLY, madly, deeply, passionately in love with this new girlfriend who's going to fly to meet her within the month. Her new carer's name is "Tommy" so lets see how long this flash in the pan lasts.

 

[AzurePastures]

Uh-huh. A new girlfriend already named Tommy visiting before the end of July. So clearly Valentine was a ruse all along and the second she actually found a real care-taker she had to end the fake relationship. Also, a size 4 at torrid. Sure.

 

[I call shenanigans]

id believe it but also theres no chance shes flexible enough to be able to insert a tampon. so unless necky was doing it for her....actually yeah that would track

That was a step too far even for the Beckster it would seem. Amber informed us she “free bled” for two years before her cancer diagnosis. I realise how unpopular they have been for decades, but period pads do exist. These days period pants also exist, although I doubt they exist in Amber size.

 

[Large Marge]

saying "meeting my girlfriend" in the title and then having a picture of her and her mom in the thumbnail is really gross and weird.