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Still don't believe this "girlfriend" is real its just to farm engagement, same shit different day.
Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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Turd Fergusson
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She is as real as the last one who sent her a $400 Lego and a nice plaque, but they never met. She is going to drag this one for a few weeks while doing thirst trap on TikTok. Then suddenly, the new girlfriend could not come because her mother is ill and she must take care of her, or some other nonsense.
I will only believe it when they move together and we saw her on camera.
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Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy
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Me too.
I’m glad she finally put a “date” on her BS. I can tune this bitch out til Aug 1st it seems. Anything before the new caretaker’s arrival is gonna even more BS.
I am praying for someone real who isn’t camera shy and I’m still holding on to my prediction it will be a man.
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She can't even keep her lies consistent (not that she ever does):
In about August 2023, Amber suddenly decided that the heartbreak era was over, and in September she admitted to talking to someone and they were "cushing" on each other. She did a cunty livestream where she talked about it, and when asked about how the new gf reacted to Amber cheating with Jade, Amber smugly said "She took it". Supposedly, this online GF breaks up with her after that.
In fall, Amber's talking about talking to 3 gorls online. She claims to eventually pick one, and gets mad and makes a TikTok about how they "ghosted" her one evening (which I'm guessing meant they promised to facetime that evening and the other gorl had better things to do). Then it was back to cryeeeeen over Jade and not being able to celebrate Christmas because everything reminded her of Jade (translation: Amber was too fat and incapable to decorate or set up her tree - that's SERVANT work!)
In January/February, Ambo talks about her online gf, and how they've been talking online since September (which means that it's been this same person since Amber was living in Lexington). Then the whole $400 lego and framed lunacy artwork nonsense. This mystery person is nicknamed "Valentine" by Amber. Amber has to announce it because Destiny got married, but more importantly, because the androgenous grifting thumb actually found a partner who was an upgrade to Amber. That narc injury couldn't go unchallenged.
Then in June, Amber breaks up with "Valentine" with some really weird story about her internet penpal having a "second life" that didn't involve Amber. Amber talks about how Valentine had been crushing on Amber since September (further proving that Valentine is the original gorl from Lexington), but Amber took longer to get attached (xxxxxx). Amber complains that it's sad, because everything was set up for Valentine to move in BY August 1st (meaning, LIKELY ARIVING BY THE END OF JULY). Amber talks about how sad she is, but that A FRIEND she's known for a while will be visiting her "SOON" and how she's looking forward to getting drunk.
Then suddenly there is a new gf that Amber's talking to ("Tommy"). They've only been speaking for a few weeks, but Amber talks about how timelines don't matter with her. Amber explains that people can know each other for years and not really know the person, or they can find their soulmate and get married within a week. Amber declares that this supposedly brand new person is the one, because all of the other gfs who made the relationship toxic by triggerring Ambo's BPD, this gorl hasn't done that. Suddenly, "Tommy" is set to ARRIVE BY THE END OF JULY.
So to reeeeeecap, within the last few weeks, Amber has had 3 supposedly different gorls, all able to travel to her at the exact same time (by the end of July): Valentine, Old Friend, and Tommy.
Either they are all the same person, or Tommy also doesn't exist and Amber's going to be making up some dramatic plotline to continue this 12-month BS storyline when Tommy doesn't materialize by August.
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Amber would never be with a man because, as much as a fat tub of lard she is, any man that would be willing to be with her would expect sex from her.
And we know our dainty queen is a total virgin with an unfucked front hole or whatever the fuck she calls her fetid vagina.
When you're that obese sex is is not as important as consoom.
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I know the answer is "she's a spastic" but how the fuck did this bitch manage to pronounce the word "skulls" like "SK-HUOOLS?"??
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Because she's a useless attention whore. That sums up everything this fat fool does.
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I am willing to believe that Valentine exists (and that Tommy is Valentine, she's just too embarrassed to admit they made up) because getting into a new "relationship" right after breaking up is Hamber's MO and she has been doing it forever. She's never been single for more than a couple of weeks and there are plenty of fat loser NEET "lesbians" out there who are looking for a free place to live. They know Hamber spoils every gf with gifts so if they can escape whatever trailerpark they currently reside in they are willing to put up with her, at least for a while until they realize how obnoxious Hamber is to live with.
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She’s so fucking obnoxious.
I’ll believe she has a gf when I see said gf. Until then I give zero fucks. Lol.
I saw the clip of the anxiety ring wondering if she bought a real nice, handmade one, but no she did not. Of fucking course.
We shall never see it again. (I fucking love my spinning ring, highly recommend one)
I’ll believe she has a gf when I see said gf. Until then I give zero fucks. Lol.
I saw the clip of the anxiety ring wondering if she bought a real nice, handmade one, but no she did not. Of fucking course.
We shall never see it again. (I fucking love my spinning ring, highly recommend one)
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Not going to lie I was quietly optimistic for a 4th July anniversary of Wipey break up/ Valentine break up beeze, but of course she's too fucking boring and predictable for that.
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first time I've loled in here in awhile
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What is it with burger munching retards like Hamber and Meth Mom and their obsession with their "nationality"? The two of you were born and raised in the US, you're fucking American. These idiots couldn't fucking spell Portugal never mind point it out on a map.
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A lot of Americans feel this need to know where their family is from between how most Americans are not Native Indian by blood or just from how SJWs claim that whites (especially white Americans) have no culture save for their homeland’s (which is obviously bull but you get the idea). It can also be fascinating to see how x ancestor arrived from y and built a new life on the continent. The genealogy industry is huge in the US for a reason.
However—
It’s also that people like AL and Kristine’s lives are so nothing that “heritage” gives them purpose, even in the briefest molment. Like how Becky would claim to be descended from some British king while being peak Appalachian white trash. It meant to her that she was technically descended from “royalty” and therefore “important,” despite how far removed it was for it to actually matter even if it was true or that Charles et al had as much power as that specific king did back in his day.
Amber also loved used to use “I’m Portuguese” as an excuse for her beetus knuckles back in the day, so for her it’s yet another cop out. It’s not her fault from eating too much! It’s just something that happens with her ethnicity! Keep telling yourself that, boo boo.
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@toilet_rainbow All great points. I think what really really gets me irritated when Ambo goes on about this is are two things:
1) She constantly mentions NATIONALITY. Her nationality is american, as was everyone's in her orbit, regardless of the amount of melanin their bodies produced. Nationality is where you were born and/or the country you have citizenship for, not your ethnicity. And Amber STILL hasn't figured that out.
2) She has no actual concern about ethnicity. I mean, yeah, part of ethnicity involves skin and eye colour, eyelid shape, skull/jaw/nose structures, etc. But a lot of it reflects a person's identity through their CULTURE: religion, values, beliefs, traditions, food, music, dance, art, literature, etc. Amber and everyone in her orbit are so concerned about having a "cool" heritage, yet have no interest in ANY of the things that make it up. Amber's entire value system is based on whatever was trending on TikTok and YouTube six months ago.
Amber, your NATIONALITY is AMERICAN. And your ETHNICITY is 100% ROOM TEMPERATURE IQ TRAILER TRASH. That explains away your type 2 beetus knuckles at 20 years old far more than a claim of Portuguese ancestry ever could.
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1) She constantly mentions NATIONALITY. Her nationality is american, as was everyone's in her orbit, regardless of the amount of melanin their bodies produced. Nationality is where you were born and/or the country you have citizenship for, not your ethnicity. And Amber STILL hasn't figured that out.
2) She has no actual concern about ethnicity. I mean, yeah, part of ethnicity involves skin and eye colour, eyelid shape, skull/jaw/nose structures, etc. But a lot of it reflects a person's identity through their CULTURE: religion, values, beliefs, traditions, food, music, dance, art, literature, etc. Amber and everyone in her orbit are so concerned about having a "cool" heritage, yet have no interest in ANY of the things that make it up. Amber's entire value system is based on whatever was trending on TikTok and YouTube six months ago.
Amber, your NATIONALITY is AMERICAN. And your ETHNICITY is 100% ROOM TEMPERATURE IQ TRAILER TRASH. That explains away your type 2 beetus knuckles at 20 years old far more than a claim of Portuguese ancestry ever could.
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Witch Bitch
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Ambers legs, her boy name fake uhaul lesbian girl friend- all of that is Amber's normal.
This fucking side of an interstate thing THREW ME. What the actual fuck- a vehicle hitting amber would be like taking out a bull moose. Car totaled, occupants killed, moose girl.. survives waddles away.
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Five bucks says Hams Mother is gonna find out she's native and Amber is gonna go balls to the wall with this revelation.
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I noticed that Amber's brother linked a gofundme campaign for his dog that got chomped by a pitbull, oddly under another family member's name as well(is Robert not the dead grandpa?). It's crazy seeing Methmama and Amber having girlypop fun buying random shit while Tony's down at rock bottom, and STILL homeless. Archive
He's on speaking terms with them to the extent of having "I miss/love you!!" "So proud of you!" comments sent his way, so I wonder why he remains as helpless as his sister when he could be taking advantage of the family down in Oklahoma in typical Reid fashion.
He's on speaking terms with them to the extent of having "I miss/love you!!" "So proud of you!" comments sent his way, so I wonder why he remains as helpless as his sister when he could be taking advantage of the family down in Oklahoma in typical Reid fashion.
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It’s simple, he’s not doing anything that benefits either of them so why should they care that he’s homeless and his dog got hurt? Mommalynn doesn’t have the time for her other kids while she’s busy playing bingo and out eating with her
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Isn't he still an addict and that's why he's homeless? If so I don't really blame them, you can only do so much for someone who choses his addiction over having a roof over his head.