Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Skinless Nugget]

I wonder if the kid was the dead lady's with her husband and "Tommy" was just appropriating her, since she seems to be the type to accelerate relationships. Hopefully someone not involved in the shitshow is raising her.

I noticed at the beginning of Amber's boohoo poor me the internet is mean video she said she didn't want to get emotional.
Bitch. You are RECORDING a video. If you sniffle more than you wanted to, remake the damn thing.
jfc who is falling for this crap.

At some point in the eulogy, Slommy says "my daughter".

Hammy's little hamburgers fall for her crying with no tears & her manipulation. Either they're as fat as she is, or they're as stupid as she is, or bolth.

 

[Point and Laugh]

What with those, feeder blocking, Karens trying to "save" Hambo from her love????

Agreed. Amber, don’t listen to all the jealous bitches. This is the woman you’ve dreamed of. And has the potential for great content for at least a year. Think of YouTube dollars you can make! Sure, she might have been with a 1000lb literal deathfat before you, that just means you’re a skinny legend compared to the ex! Get your woman, and record all of it please.

 

[Tattoos]

There IS a nurses aid (CNA) registered in Winsconsin with the name of just Emily Cole, not middle initial, with initial registration in 2020 and renewal in 2022. There are no other details, but this keeps alive the theory that Amber's new girlfriend, Tommy, the Angle of Deathfat, is a professional wiper.

I fucking knew she was an ass wiper

This bitch is really her dream come true. It's so perfect

 

[K0ol_Kat_]

Literally made an account to write this but I want to know if anyone agrees
I DONT think Tommy is valentine
I think Tommy's WIFE was valentine
And here is why

Tommy has a child and wife some would call this living a double life
Valentine had a wife definitely maybe a child I can't remember what Amber said in the breakup video
Valentine wouldn't meet up with Amber at all due to this 2nd life but they did facetime so if Amber knew what V looked like and they did break up then it would need to be someone other than T
So Amber is desperate for V to move in but she can't! So V comes clean about the 2nd life and the relationship ends
So here Amber is single upset cheated on lied to and along comes T to save the day almost as if T knew the whole time
And Amber is so upset and desperate she will latch on to the first person who gives her attention
And that was all part of V and T plan V is the bad guy T the saviour but turns out they are working together.

Would explain why Ts wife was okay with T being with her previous partner! They pray on vulnerable women, use them for money and move on!

 

[Bees]

You found her, CNA fits perfectly. I was going to make a nasty comment about IQ and class here but I remembered Becky was an asswiper who never even achieved CNA.

There IS a nurses aid (CNA) registered in Winsconsin with the name of just Emily Cole

 

[DeadNotSleeping]

Considering nothing fun has happened for a while this is all very exciting and I'm excited to see pookies slow downward spiral and how she tries to cover up her weight gain and relationship to her audience

I mean this is the perfect scenario for her. Slommy will have big al eating out of her hands in no time

 

[final_gorl]

There IS a nurses aid (CNA) registered in Winsconsin with the name of just Emily Cole, not middle initial, with initial registration in 2020 and renewal in 2022. There are no other details, but this keeps alive the theory that Amber's new girlfriend, Tommy, the Angle of Deathfat, is a professional wiper.

License issued on Halloween.
No reports of misconduct, i.e., likes to fly wholly under the radar whilst taking lives...

 

[Unreachable Twat]

Can we stop calling her Tommy and refer to her as her real name Emily (Cole)? Using Amber's fake name for her is stupid when we know her real name. It's no different from that Feline shit for Jade. Using her real name EMILY will piss Amber off more. Ps Hi Emily!

 

[bloomsmuch]

Literally made an account to write this but I want to know if anyone agrees
I DONT think Tommy is valentine
I think Tommy's WIFE was valentine
And here is why

Tommy has a child and wife some would call this living a double life
Valentine had a wife definitely maybe a child I can't remember what Amber said in the breakup video
Valentine wouldn't meet up with Amber at all due to this 2nd life but they did facetime so if Amber knew what V looked like and they did break up then it would need to be someone other than T
So Amber is desperate for V to move in but she can't! So V comes clean about the 2nd life and the relationship ends
So here Amber is single upset cheated on lied to and along comes T to save the day almost as if T knew the whole time
And Amber is so upset and desperate she will latch on to the first person who gives her attention
And that was all part of V and T plan V is the bad guy T the saviour but turns out they are working together.

Would explain why Ts wife was okay with T being with her previous partner! They pray on vulnerable women, use them for money and move on!

Nah, Slommy is just a degenerate feeder with a taste for biiiiig ole broads.

I don’t think she got any financial gain from her previous partner - I don’t think they were together all that long. Certainly not more than a year. The couples account was only run for a few months.

I don’t know much about the Amberverse, but I’m well versed in the degeneracy of feedism communities.

I also don’t believe Amberleynn is a Feabie user as I’ve seen speculated elsewhere. People would have noticed, even if she tried to be incognito.

 

[owlbear_bearian]

Can we stop calling her Tommy and refer to her as her real name Emily (Cole)? Using Amber's fake name for her is stupid when we know her real name. It's no different from that Feline shit for Jade. Using her real name EMILY will piss Amber off more. Ps Hi Emily!

and it will make it harder for her to community hop.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Does Emily kiss Amber’s legs tho cos that’s how you know it’s real love

 

[Boolean Bitch]

Can we stop calling her Tommy and refer to her as her real name Emily (Cole)? Using Amber's fake name for her is stupid when we know her real name. It's no different from that Feline shit for Jade. Using her real name EMILY will piss Amber off more. Ps Hi Emily!

Her name is Slommii
Edited to add: we could also call her Angelus Mortis, refer to her as the pale horse, Yama, Naraka, Akan, Owuo, or even Nkrabea if you really want to get creative. Honestly, I think all of those would piss Amber off even more than just "Emily".

I'm guessing Amber's going to go dark for a while, then post a "we broke up" video, and the video after that will be an "I found someone new" video - exactly like she did when Amber doxxed Jade in 2021. Amber will keep gaining weight due to her "lymphedema", insisting that she's eating only "hulthy" foods. And just like last time, her gorlfriend will be nothing more than a disembodied hand/leg, or a reflection in her toaster.

 

[Bees]

Nah, Slommy is just a degenerate feeder with a taste for biiiiig ole broads.

I don’t think she got any financial gain from her previous partner - I don’t think they were together all that long. Certainly not more than a year. The couples account was only run for a few months.

I don’t know much about the Amberverse, but I’m well versed in the degeneracy of feedism communities.

I also don’t believe Amberleynn is a Feabie user as I’ve seen speculated elsewhere. People would have noticed, even if she tried to be incognito.

I like you, newfag. Do you have any good feeder community snark boards to recommend?

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

I am looking forward to the pictures of Emily under Amber's stomach, or legs. Come on Amber, show us, you know you want to. It's so funny that Amber thinks she can find someone to love her for her childish, narcissist, personality, when her fat, gross body is all she has to offer. Makes those thirst trap videos she makes even funnier. I bet even Chantal is laughing at how pathetic Amber is.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

You think Slommi has any of her old gf's clothes to gift Amberlynn?

That'll probably be how ALR saves up more money for food. Her hauls will just be clothes "lifted" to her because she loves her so much.

 

[mil0]

was doing some detectiveness and now insta on lockdown

edit: lol and the video is taken down from ambers insta. dfe time lol

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

I am looking forward to the pictures of Emily under Amber's stomach, or legs. Come on Amber, show us, you know you want to. It's so funny that Amber thinks she can find someone to love her for her childish, narcissist, personality, when her fat, gross body is all she has to offer. Makes those thirst trap videos she makes even funnier. I bet even Chantal is laughing at how pathetic Amber is.

yup. the chance of an actual layg reveal has never been higher. make yourself useful, emily!!!

 

[Rigor Meowtis]

Emily was totally into fattening Amber up at the Cheesecake Factory.

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

Literally made an account to write this but I want to know if anyone agrees
I DONT think Tommy is valentine
I think Tommy's WIFE was valentine
And here is why

Tommy has a child and wife some would call this living a double life
Valentine had a wife definitely maybe a child I can't remember what Amber said in the breakup video
Valentine wouldn't meet up with Amber at all due to this 2nd life but they did facetime so if Amber knew what V looked like and they did break up then it would need to be someone other than T
So Amber is desperate for V to move in but she can't! So V comes clean about the 2nd life and the relationship ends
So here Amber is single upset cheated on lied to and along comes T to save the day almost as if T knew the whole time
And Amber is so upset and desperate she will latch on to the first person who gives her attention
And that was all part of V and T plan V is the bad guy T the saviour but turns out they are working together.

Would explain why Ts wife was okay with T being with her previous partner! They pray on vulnerable women, use them for money and move on!

Lurker more because sometime some thoughts shouldn’t be recorded.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Please God let this arc be interesting and not another fucking Jade 2.0 please please please