Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[DeadNotSleeping]

Please God let this arc be interesting and not another fucking Jade 2.0 please please please

Even if Emily isn't on camera and we only get the hand 2.0 it will still be 100x more interesting because we know Emily is gonna be stuffing her like a Thanksgiving turkey and that's hard to hide especially on a "weight loss journey"

 

[bloomsmuch]

I like you, newfag. Do you have any good feeder community snark boards to recommend?

It’s really just bbwchan - the general section. I feel like a lot of it is only amusing if you know the community and the featured players, though. It was funny to me that spanxbeluga, for example, threw her hand into this drama as she’s been a personal lolcow of mine for years.

 

[scoootiepuff]

Colleen had been living in a nursing home since 2022 and Emily was with her for about a year. So she knowingly pursued a relationship with someone who was already bedbound and on the verge of death. She is seriously fucked up. Maybe she was an ass wiper at the nursing home and couldn't help falling in love when cleaning Colleen's folds.

 

[ThisUsernameWasNotTaken]

Bits n pieces from bbwchan. Again , sorry if double posting and apologies if formatting is off.. on phone.. but figured these should be here..

Spoiler

 

[acclaimed jam]

lol amber deleted her tiktok and unfollowed emily, idk what that's gonna help but doubt they already broke up, they deserve each other<3

 

[FatalTater]

I wonder if this new girl thought she could handle a little internet negativity, thinking it would only be of the reddit downvote type, and instead got all her dirty laundry aired.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

If you told me this was Amber after losing 50 pounds, I would 100% believe you.

That's
CRAZY

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Will we get cryptically-named, but thinly-veiled (eg: “weeping willows”) livestreams again while Emily watches on FaceTime? A new Instagram handle in a code only Emily understands? Or will Amber simply pretend that Emily isn’t around at all as we watch her belly descend to her ankle balls before heading to the Cheesecake Factory in the sky?

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

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LMAO im so happy she is doubling down and going to continue dating salami. Big al you are fucking going to die I hope you know that. She is going to feed you to death. You should legit be worried.

 

[Insulin reid]

I would not be surprised if Amber, in her usual fashion, did not bother to check this girl out, to find if there is anything to worry about. She is so desperate that she dreamt that this is the one. I also would not be surprised that they break out and blame haters for it. This is her style. Now, will be back to bingo with Kristine.

Hell no ambers being set up perfectly by the "haydurs" to have a teen romance "us against the gorl world" molment. Slommy is gonna say all the right things and ambers gonna eat it up like she does everything else. Shes gonna push everyone away and do most of the heavy lifting herself so slommy doesn't even have to alienate her target.

Will we get cryptically-named, but thinly-veiled (eg: “weeping willows”) livestreams again while Emily watches on FaceTime? A new Instagram handle in a code only Emily understands? Or will Amber simply pretend that Emily isn’t around at all as we watch her belly descend to her ankle balls before heading to the Cheesecake Factory in the sky?

We may get either but i would be impressed if amber cut ties and chose herself. This is the most interesting thing in forever so i dont think ambers gonna let this go. Its almost what 2 or 3 videos worth of (oma gah we broke up) or (choosing myself/self love era) then a (new diet ozempic again whuuuttt?) And its back to the same old shit. Shes gotta keep this going to keep views up.

 

[Unreachable Twat]

Y'all KNOW Amber is having the binge of a lifetime today after Emily got exposed. Love that for her.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

There’s only so much Emily can explain away, even to a dipshit like Amber. The filmed speech at Colleen’s Death by Dominos funeral, the self-described “love of her life”, fucking THREE MONTHS AGO specifically leaps to mind. If Amber stays with her then she is willingly choosing to participate in being a feedee. No sympathy bones to be found from anyone.

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

Please God let this arc be interesting and not another fucking Jade 2.0 please please please

Amber desperately needs to become a faghag again to a sassy gay man like Rickster or hell, even an Eric. Maybe Feedin' Mommy Deskinny has a friend group or something who aren't shy?

Amber is a grown big gorl capable of calling the shots, all to do now is watch what unfolds in the next month.

I just hope whatever happens that Emily (Deskinny) has a big enough car or truck to tote her gaineen kween around. Becky's Hyundai Accent struggled with her weight and actually caused damage to the frame and shocks. Wipey's Mazda SUV faired reasonably with Amber.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

I just hope whatever happens that Emily (Deskinny) has a big enough car or truck to tote her gaineen kween around. Becky's Hyundai Accent struggled with her weight and actually caused damage to the frame and shocks. Wipey's Mazda SUV faired reasonably with Amber.

Maybe she has one of those hayride trucks so she can plop Amber in the back like a prize piggy from the fair.

 

[Unreachable Twat]

Amber desperately needs to become a faghag again to a sassy gay man like Rickster or hell, even an Eric. Maybe Feedin' Mommy Deskinny has a friend group or something who aren't shy?

Amber is a grown big gorl capable of calling the shots, all to do now is watch what unfolds in the next month.

I just hope whatever happens that Emily (Deskinny) has a big enough car or truck to tote her gaineen kween around. Becky's Hyundai Accent struggled with her weight and actually caused damage to the frame and shocks. Wipey's Mazda SUV faired reasonably with Amber.

Emily having Amber next as her angel of death might be fun. Amber will definitely be hauling useless shit from the dollar store as Emily tells the doctors it's time to euthanize.

 

[FatalTater]

Here's a thought - This is an act.
The being upset by the internet noticing the bad stuff? What if they both understood it would happen and don't care, and Amber came on with her sniffling and taking her ball and going home video, then they lock down the social media... long enough to load up the U-Haul and move?
Next video will be a smug Amber acting like she's pulled a fast one.

 

[lol cow supreme]

was doing some detectiveness and now insta on lockdown

edit: lol and the video is taken down from ambers insta. dfe time lol
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It was pretty bland without much on there. THere really was just 17 posts, all were vapid posts of her taking a selfie in a car. What they did do was prove she was at Winsconsin at some point. The only comments on them were scammers saying "you so pretty let me show bobs" and shit. I think almost every post was a selfie, in the same car, except the picture of a tree

I saved 2 of the images just cus eventually I'll dox the car when I'm bored. Almost all were dated 2023 If i recall.

Saved from her instagram

 

[lol cow supreme]

Fuck it just for fun Emily is in a Ford Bronco Sport in the photos from her instagram. Very butch.

Here is the window frame with the same curve lines, the same seatbelt adjuster, and color of seat w/ color of interior trim.

From her picture.

Stock photos


And if you're wondering one hers looks different than the first photo i posted, they slide up and down to adjust for height.





They also have these wierd dome lights over the shoulder of each front seat.

From her photos

Stock photo


(Color is just my favorite for the model, not sure which one she has)

 

[greenbean]

the egregious filters tommy uses and her comma eyebrows absolutely send me. without the filters she looks like an unfortunate polish man.

 

[dogpill]

There IS a nurses aid (CNA) registered in Winsconsin with the name of just Emily Cole, not middle initial, with initial registration in 2020 and renewal in 2022. There are no other details, but this keeps alive the theory that Amber's new girlfriend, Tommy, the Angle of Deathfat, is a professional wiper.

https://wi.tmutest.com/people/330248/details

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Definitely think that's the one, Emily's other fat ex(the alive one) is from the Green Bay area. Could be a coincidence but there's a pretty big handful of nurses/CNAs in the likes of their relationship post as well. archive of it