Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 550 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,620 74.5%

  • Total voters
    3,519
She's on her third BuzzBall and not getting any smarter.

Chocolate Cookies With Peanut Butter Chips

2 cups salted butter
1.5 cups light brown sugar, packed
1.5 cups white granulated sugar
6 Tbsp light corn syrup
9 eggs
3 tsp vanilla extract
12 cups all purpose flour
3 cups medium Dutch pressed cocoa powder
3 Tbsp corn starch
2.75 lbs peanut butter chips


Preheat your oven to 290 degrees F or 143 C

Cream together butter, sugar, and corn syrup. Mix in eggs and vanilla, lastly add dry ingredients.

Add in peanut butter chips, mix until dough has a smooth and consistent texture.

Crumbl cookies weighs each cookie at 5.5 ounces.
Best approximation is that you’ll be making about 35 cookies so go for that if you don’t have a scale.

The shape of the Crumbl cookie can be achieved by making a large ball of dough then tearing off the top to leave a ripped top, those cracks and spikes are part of the signature so you can skip this step if you just want a good cookie recipe.
*if you want to make the minis like Crumbl does for catering the weight is 1.3 ounces and the bake time is 10 minutes*

Place on a parchment lined baking sheet leaving 2 inches between each cookie and the edges of the baking sheet. You can fit 9 on a standard cookie sheet.

Bake for 16 minutes, rotating the pan 11 minutes in. (Crumbl has ovens the rotate while baking constantly so this will help even cooking times)

Let cookies cool for 5-10 minutes before eating.

Another recipe just for the hell of it.

Lava Cake Cookies
makes about 35 cookies

2 cups salted butter
1.5 cups light brown sugar packed
1.5 cups white granulated sugar
6 tbsp light corn syrup
9 eggs
3 tbsp pure vanilla extract
12 cups all-purpose flour
3 cups medium dutch processed cocoa powder
3 tbsp cornstarch 6 tsp baking soda

canned hot fudge, chilled

Preheat your oven to 290 degrees F or 143 C

Cream together butter, sugar, and corn syrup. Mix in eggs and vanilla, lastly add dry ingredients, mix until dough has a smooth and consistent texture.

Portion out dough, flatten it and add about 1 tsp hot fudge. Pinch it closed, roll into a ball and flatten to minimize doming.

Place on a parchment lined baking sheet leaving 2 inches between each cookie and the edges of the baking sheet. You can fit 9 on a standard cookie sheet.

Bake for 16 minutes, rotating the pan 11 minutes in. (Crumbl has ovens the rotate while baking constantly so this will help even cooking times)

Top with a sprinkling of powdered sugar.

Let cookies cool for 5-10 minutes before eating.
 
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She’s going to get her fourth buzz ball of the night, but she finally addressed the CRUMBL cookie vid. she said she made it for Erica, and she made similar sexy videos that were not food related, specifically ‘doing the dishes’ (whatever that means), she said Alexis asked to see it and and afterwords Alexis supposedly said it turned her on and got her going and now is using it against Amber.
Also, when asked about her ubereats history, said she was getting panda delivered ‘everyday’. Also said she was at a ‘STALL’ in her weight loss.
 
I watched a bit of the live. Caught the genocide remark IRT, which was hilarious.

But the vacuity, omg. Seriously, how can someone so massive be so vacuous? Isn’t that against the laws of physics?
In case anyone else is an idiot like me, according to Merriam-Webster:

"vacuous: 1. : emptied of or lacking content. 2. : marked by lack of ideas or intelligence : stupid, inane. a vacuous mind. "
"vacuity: 1: an empty space. 2: the state, fact, or quality of being vacuous. 3: something (such as an idea) that is vacuous or inane."

And IDK, she's full of something... brains is not it lmao
 
she probably would die happy of a massive heart attack while being spoon fed panda express by one of her gorlfriends, though.
Maybe that's the point. What she's going for. She's already to fat to do anything about it. She knows she will die early. Rather than struggling and being uncomfy and having to deal with what she's done to herself- it's an easy, blissful way out. Nobody lecturing her, making her pretend or try. She can go out doing what she loves.
 
She’s going to get her fourth buzz ball of the night, but she finally addressed the CRUMBL cookie vid. she said she made it for Erica, and she made similar sexy videos that were not food related, specifically ‘doing the dishes’ (whatever that means), she said Alexis asked to see it and and afterwords Alexis supposedly said it turned her on and got her going and now is using it against Amber.
Also, when asked about her ubereats history, said she was getting panda delivered ‘everyday’. Also said she was at a ‘STALL’ in her weight loss.
Gross.

No way I'm watching this, I can't stand to listen to her, but didn't she say, just two days ago, that even with a feeder gf she is "losing weight, down to the lowest she has been in years" and now she has "stalled"? In two days? God she is dumb.

Also, is she using a filter or is it just the way the ss captured the pictures?
 
At what point is it considered murder when Emily could potentially have 2 bodies to her name? Feed Colleen to death next amber and what? Emily finds another and so on? And everyone is to act wow what a coincidence that bodies star dropping when Emily is around, guise.
How about never because unless she strapped her down and force funnel fed her, then hamber has given consent.
 
this play pretend teeny bob shit is actually insufferable
I watched a reaction that was about 15 mins long and it was so irritating. She's so terminally online that she's a personified tiktok now. "it's like seewwww hectic fr fr". Someone in chat pointed it out and she's like "it's trauma you guizzee!!". Then she said if she acted her age she'd be acting like "an old lady" so there's the real answer. None of this trauma makes me act like a teenager shit.

Also the whiplash of going back and forth between "The video wasn't that bad, I'd even show it to you (:cryblood:)" to "I can't believe Alexis is threatening me with revenge porn it's so wrong" - "I'm not bothered by it, it's fine, it's not that bad of a video" - "Omg it's so wrong though"
 
This Hamber is worse than Wipey Hamber. I've just jumped from spot to spot in that livestream and it is grotesquely irritating no matter where I land.
There has to be a peak level of insufferable, so why has she not yet hit it? How much worse can it get.

What’s worse is that she getting paid and shelf ass pats as well.

This new era of cunty smugness will probably last until the money dries up which at this rate maybe a while.
 
Amber's latest talk about her relationship with Tommy has me high key concerned. I really think she is considering moving again, and if she does, she is the dumbest person alive. If she's gonna ruin her own life by moving miles away from anyone that might actually care about her, I wish she would at least rehome her pets first.
At the end of the day, Amber is competent enough to make her own decisions, and if she moves, so be it. It is not like she is not aware of Emily’s character.

Amber’s channel was never about losing weight. Even Amber admitted it. She likes the way she is, and does not care about her health or her weight. Her wls arc last year was for show, for us and also for Jade. I still believe that Jade left because she was kicked out of the programme. Her weight loss is now “stalled”, a code word for she is gaining. Amber eats as much as Chantal, she just not showing it. Her legs need immediate treatment; Amber does not care. One of the only time she cared was for her twitching eye.
 
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