Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[ItsBritneyBitch]

Don’t forget to dip your crumbl cookies in 1% fat melk Amber. I’m sure Tommy would appreciate the extra calories in.

 

[marjoram]

I cannot believe this bitch is actually calling her feeder porn videos "creative". Every time she says the word "creative" to describe her video makes me wanna fucking scream. Only that fat bitch would call a video of her eating out a cookie like a cunt "creative".

To FatAl it probably IS creative. Al lives in a teeny tiny little world box. She’s been nowhere, she’s seen nothing, she reads nothing...and she CREATES nothing (except methane and vast amounts of fertilizer.). She may as well be the worlds fattest Girl in a Plastic Bubble.

So when an idea blasts it’s way inside her noggin, no matter how insipid, one note or done to death, it’s an Occasion for FatAl—cause it bloody well doesn’t happen often.

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

To FatAl it probably IS creative. Al lives in a teeny tiny little world box. She’s been nowhere, she’s seen nothing, she reads nothing...and she CREATES nothing (except methane and vast amounts of fertilizer.). She may as well be the worlds fattest Girl in a Plastic Bubble.

So when an idea blasts it’s way inside her noggin, no matter how insipid, one note or done to death, it’s an Occasion for FatAl—cause it bloody well doesn’t happen often.

sometimes it is crazy to think about how little Bi Al's life has to offer. She legit has done nothing truly awesome or even understands basic reality that goes around her. She is so low IQ and has not the least amount of adventure or spark of life in her. She is legit just a consumer no brain at all.

 

[AzurePastures]

She’s been nowhere, she’s seen nothing, she reads nothing

sometimes it is crazy to think about how little Bi Al's life has to offer. She legit has done nothing truly awesome or even understands basic reality that goes around her. She is so low IQ and has not the least amount of adventure or spark of life in her.

Another thing to point out. At 33 years old, her "best friend" was someone who she knew for a little over one year. Someone who she never once saw in person. Someone who watched her youtube channel, DM-ed her in July 2023 after her public breakup, decided to not pursue her romantically bc she was so weird and toxic, facetimed her for over a year while joking about her on social media, and then created a youtube channel just to call her out publicly for her bullshit.

For the other 30-something's here, imagine calling someone your best friend who you've literally never seen in person. Not a single dinner date, movie night, happy hour, cry session. Nothing. Amberlynn is incredibly sheltered and socially inexperienced. I'd feel bad for her if it wasn't all her own fault.

 

[Xenomorph]

She folded her overcooked fried egg on a nail tits in half to lick the buttercream from that cookie off her crusty nip nops.. trying to be seductive while the sheer act of moving has her winded with partially digested cookie gravy dripping out of her slacked jawed maw... all while her gunt was wet from doing the dishes

 

[Hooble Cat]

Another thing to point out. At 33 years old, her "best friend" was someone who she knew for a little over one year. Someone who she never once saw in person. Someone who watched her youtube channel, DM-ed her in July 2023 after her public breakup, decided to not pursue her romantically bc she was so weird and toxic, facetimed her for over a year while joking about her on social media, and then created a youtube channel just to call her out publicly for her bullshit.

For the other 30-something's here, imagine calling someone your best friend who you've literally never seen in person. Not a single dinner date, movie night, happy hour, cry session. Nothing. Amberlynn is incredibly sheltered and socially inexperienced. I'd feel bad for her if it wasn't all her own fault.

Sad thing is that they did briefly date in the beginning, as in she probably was one of the first women hamber dmed sexually to, and then moved to the 10 other people. Alexis said in her first video that they started out romantic, which matches up with their response when someone asked if they'll eventually date.

 

[goodgrief]

Fuck me, the Reddit gorlypops.

''I actually love Alexis now!!''
''She's not perfect but she's really sticking it to Amber!''
''I always liked her personality''

These mongs are unbelieavble. Alexis is just a different version of ALR. Attention seeking and drama hungry. She's not calling Hambo out for a genuine reason, it's all a means to an end - the end being adoration from retards online.

If a person shows a shred of negativity toward Fatty, they just start riding them as hard as they can.

They did the same thing when Destiny was "exposing" Amber. As if Destiny is anything but a fat retard herself. Roasting Amber as if she wasn't the one licking her gunt for years. I get wanting someone to spill everything, but as soon as they start talking it's like "You know what? I actually always liked Destiny/Alexis/whoever!" No, the fuck you didn't. It happens every time.

 

[FatalTater]

The haydurs are just doing the classic mean girl move of being friendly to a target for a bit to get them to open up and give information that can then be carried back and gossiped about with the rest of the group.
It's like some of y'all never went to junior high school. Honestly.

(I think I have one more cookie recipe, but I can't find the damn thing.)

 

[passionpoop]

At the end of the day, Amber is competent enough to make her own decisions

Is she though?

Like I get that she's a grown woman, and I also understand that everybody hates her and would be fine if she died. But, I am not sure Amber is at all competent, which is why she is a land whale in the first place. She is quite clearly mentally disturbed, and it's a shame America doesn't have some sort of food asylums for the grossly overweight.

 

[Ab2746]

Anyone starting to doubt Alexis' claims on having 'tea' about Amber? As much as i detest ALR and her lies I'm finding it harder to trust alexis. She claims she has screenshots among other things then why not release it? The 3rd video she released wasn't much imo apart from the 1 second venmo screenshot that flashed on the screen.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Anyone starting to doubt Alexis' claims on having 'tea' about Amber? As much as i detest ALR and her lies I'm finding it harder to trust alexis. She claims she has screenshots among other things then why not release it? The 3rd video she released wasn't much imo apart from the 1 second venmo screenshot that flashed on the screen.

Amber herself said that Alexis was her "diary" and that she told her a lot of personal stuff that she would be horrified if it was released. She is probably hesitant because Amber knows just as much shit about her and spilling all of Amber's secrets that she told her as a "best friend" would make her look like a shitty af person, especially since Amberlynn hasn't really done anything to her that would justify going scorched earth. At the same time she's desperate for attention and validation from haydur nation, resulting in this boring teasing of having tea.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Brittany (Erica’s wife) is doing a live Q&A tonight on her channel (https://youtube.com/@cleverteacup?si=07qGrtvaiKOlC9EZ) at 9pm EST.
Here’s to hoping she will give real answers to questions and have some actual tea because it’s starting to seem like these side characters are just monopolizing attention to tell us stuff we already know.
Alexis gave us a bunch of nothing. Step up, Brittany!

 

[Constellationzero]

Brittany (Erica’s wife) is doing a live Q&A tonight on her channel

Your daily reminder that these are grown women.

The ADULTS are back in charge.

 

[Pomegranate-gore]

They did the same thing when Destiny was "exposing" Amber.

And Necky. Reddit gorls and haydurs alike throwing money and compliments saying they "always felt bad" or "always knew something was wrong" when they never gave a shit untill some lukewarm tea gets spilled and then they go right back to bitching about nothing once things cool off (though the ass wiping exposure on live was great)

 

[Ab2746]

Brittany (Erica’s wife) is doing a live Q&A tonight on her channel (https://youtube.com/@cleverteacup?si=07qGrtvaiKOlC9EZ) at 9pm EST.
Here’s to hoping she will give real answers to questions and have some actual tea because it’s starting to seem like these side characters are just monopolizing attention to tell us stuff we already know.
Alexis gave us a bunch of nothing. Step up, Brittany!

They broke up?

 

[AzurePastures]

They broke up?

The only interesting thing about Brittany was her marriage / relationship with Erica, who eagerly (internet) cheated on her with AMBERLYNN REID OF ALL PEOPLE. What does Brittany have to offer us? Reading the employee manual at Lowe's?

 

[Ab2746]

The only interesting thing about Brittany was her marriage / relationship with Erica, who eagerly (internet) cheated on her with AMBERLYNN REID OF ALL PEOPLE. What does Brittany have to offer us? Reading the employee manual at Lowe's?

Well. Now there won't be anything holding her back from spilling tea *hopefully*.

 

[notachicken]

Imagine if their need greed to come forward exposed some more lies that Erica was telling Brittany about her and AL.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

The only interesting thing about Brittany was her marriage / relationship with Erica, who eagerly (internet) cheated on her with AMBERLYNN REID OF ALL PEOPLE. What does Brittany have to offer us? Reading the employee manual at Lowe's?

She apparently was told a lot of stuff by Erica who had been asking Amber questions. Brittany also mentioned that she has access to their communications as they are on a shared phone plan.
We shall see if any of it is of any note.

 

[raritycat]

Amber herself said that Alexis was her "diary" and that she told her a lot of personal stuff that she would be horrified if it was released. She is probably hesitant because Amber knows just as much shit about her and spilling all of Amber's secrets that she told her as a "best friend" would make her look like a shitty af person, especially since Amberlynn hasn't really done anything to her that would justify going scorched earth. At the same time she's desperate for attention and validation from haydur nation, resulting in this boring teasing of having tea.

I concur, and this can be expanded to almost everyone in Amber's orbit. When the gloves were off with Destiny, she brought up dirt that she buried on her family (namely Destiny's brother's coke problem, and the fact that she kept quiet about Destiny's mom beating her ass with the K-Cup holder) that could have been exposed for money on Youtube.

Alexis should have done what Eric did - ride Amber's coattails for a bit of cash so you can get your life to a better place and just accept the occasional attention when your schedules are free. The problem is, this chick has BPD so she's too fucking stupid to realize that friendships as adults are going to be completely different from those as teenagers; your bestie is going to spend a lot more time with their significant other than you, even if it is long distance.