Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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So the current gossip right now is that AL quit her job, because she's been complaining/bragging about having so much free time.


They've had a few days off because the company is moving into a larger building. She goes back to work on Monday.

Also in the video: Destiny gave Amberlynn some rings from Torrid that don't fit her sausage fingers, but Amberlynn loves them. It sounds like they were a Christmas present, but these greedy idiots can't wait until Christmas like everyone else. They go to Destiny's mom's house and Amberlynn coos over the tacky decorations. Their Christmas tree actually has presents under it. Later, they go to Walmart, of course. Amberlynn shows us 3 scarfs that she's unhappy with because they shed. To prove it, she shows us her pants. (Warning: this happens at 7:22 and her legs look deformed. It's scary.) She rants about it for way too long. I guess returning them isn't an option in her world? Next, the camera flashes to Destiny lying on the bed. She's just staring at the camera with her mouth open like a retard. It gets a laugh out of Amberlynn. Poor Twinky is not amused. The other things they bought at Walmart were a Michael Jackson video game, a Scooby Doo cartoon DVD, some earrings that look like Christmas ornaments, and a hideous cat face pillow. Amberlynn laughs and says she bought the pillow because - why not? The video ends with her explaining why she disables comments. We've all heard it before: she's tired of the negativity. However, you can still talk to her on Twitter, Instagram, and Snapchat if you're a loyal and true fan.
 
I hope she turns comments on again soon. She's got to, her views are tanking because of it and that's all she cares about. Then the cycle of drama can begin afresh.

To prove it, she shows us her pants. (Warning: this happens at 7:22 and her legs look deformed. It's scary.)
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I saw it now you all have to see it.
 

I can't get over how she spent twelve minutes discussing what could have been said in one sentence.

To save money, don't spend it on anything unnecessary. Yes, Amberlynn, this includes your daily Wal-Mart hauls, your restaurant dining, etc.

I'm always really appalled at the lolcows that don't understand that one basic concept. This instant gratification mentality bites them all in the end, yet they never learn.
 
That is some nasty shit.

I bet she'll blame the "haters" when her legs are amputated due to beetus.

She blames everything on the haters, so I'm sure this is bound to happen. I remember that one video where she was like "I hate what the haters have done to me, I regret letting them turn me into a troll" because she admits she makes trolling videos, including stuffing herself with food in her MOOOOKBONGGGGs. Like damn she'll never take responsibility for anything.
 

Just in case anyone's curious, despite being a weight loss channel she has definitely gone from planetoid to gas giant status within one year. Her face was always round but didn't have the obvious double chin she has now, and her arms didn't have that cauliflower texture.

All I want for Christmas is a live weigh-in and buttery tears.
 

All I want for Christmas is a live weigh-in and buttery tears.

She'll never do a weigh-in. People have tried to ask her on social media and they get blocked. I think even she knows in her heart (lmao) that she has gained more than lost. She just looks fatter. Someone should do a before and after picture just from a few months ago to compare.

Also:
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Looks like they finally got a washer and dryer even though in her previous video they lied about it saying they weren't allowed. Maybe something went down at Destiny's mom's house that they can't mooch off her anymore? Or maybe they got a shiny new Walmart credit card.

People are trying to ask her what happened on Twitter, of course, she lies as usual:

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What is it with lolcows and lying about the most dumb, mundane shit? Kailyn does this too, and Shi Curves. At least I've noticed this with the female lolcow variety.
 
I'd love to see side-by-side pics of both Amberlynn and Destiny from last year to now. They've been together for 17 months. I wonder how much bigger they've each gotten?

She just looks fatter. Someone should do a before and after picture just from a few months ago to compare.

I had a look through her channel to see if I could assemble a before/after. She's on her fat ass almost all of the time, and the rare instances where she walks in front of camera are bigfoot-esque in both quantity and quality.

Plus I feel pretty dirty that my bouncing around gives her views.
 
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