Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[PropaGONDA]

Amberlynn's response to a concerned subscriber who suggested she should change her "finding out santa isn't real" video title in case children may be watching, in which she somehow links to porn and suicide:

Then again Amberlynn isn't known for her intelligence or making any fucking sense.

 

[day_man]

the picture on the left is Destiny about a month before she met AL, the other picture was a week ago.
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I think a huge factor in why destiny looks so exceptional most of the time is that bowl-cut....

 

[Rabbit Bones]

tfw your arm is as fat as yo titty slaaaay

 

[Stereotypical Badger]

In one of her video's she shows a picture of Destiny at age 14 or 15, before she decided to become a lesbian whale. She actually looked quite feminine with long hair and a dress that showed off her pre-obese figure. Still kinda dorky looking but feminine none the less. Could've made some nerdy guy out there very happy.

 

[Fresh Grown Breasts]

In one of her video's she shows a picture of Destiny at age 14 or 15, before she decided to become a lesbian whale. She actually looked quite feminine with long hair and a dress that showed off her pre-obese figure. Still kinda dorky looking but feminine none the less. Could've made some nerdy guy out there very happy.

...or nerdy girl! Being gay doesn't have to be synonymous with turning yourself into a waddling Dangers of McDonalds PSA. Although looking at the lolcow lesbians it does make you wonder.

 

[C3PBRO]

Hoo boy.

Sharla asks AL where she would go if she could go anywhere in the world. "The Bahamas and the Poconos". When pressed for why, "because it's pretty there". When pressed for what she'd do there, "I'd just sit there and watch".

AL asks Sharla if she knows what the Poconos is, then attempts to explain by describing something vaguely resembling an over-water bungalow. Then goes on to say that the Poconos are in the Bahamas. Which of course they're not. AL's worldliness apparently comes from retweeted photos from travel blogs.

Also beware, if you weight under 200 pounds, you are at risk of looking sickly. But weighting 500 pounds is A-OK.

Pretty boring, most of the video is spent watching AL's phone. Though the close-up of the sixty fucking layers of mascara she put on was pretty fucking hilarious, ridiculous simpering and all.

 

[Lurker]

AL asks Sharla if she knows what the Poconos is, then attempts to explain by describing something vaguely resembling an over-water bungalow. Then goes on to say that the Poconos are in the Bahamas. Which of course they're not. AL's worldliness apparently comes from retweeted photos from travel blogs.

-spittakes- THE POCONOS ARE IN THE BAHAMAS?

bbygurl amberlynn, trust me, you don't wanna go up to the Poconos for, you see, THEY'RE FUCKING MOUNTAINS. also because the areas around the Poconos are filled with inbred hillbillies.

...actually, yeah, go up to the Poconos.

 

[PropaGONDA]

-spittakes- THE POCONOS ARE IN THE BAHAMAS?

bbygurl amberlynn, trust me, you don't wanna go up to the Poconos for, you see, THEY'RE FUCKING MOUNTAINS. also because the areas around the Poconos are filled with inbred hillbillies.

...actually, yeah, go up to the Poconos.

For fuck sakes just when you thought she couldn't get dumber. It's times like these where you think or hope she's just fucking with everyone, but I do think she has more rocks in her noggin.

Now for the 200lb and under as appearing sickly, dude what the fuck. The amount of delusion and cognitive dissonance she has is astounding. She wants to live in this deluded reality where there's no such thing as debt or health issues. One person said Amberlynn's scared of the truth and reality, to the point she has a phobia of it so she copes with that by lying. I'm inclined to agree.

And I'd love to see AL go up the Poconos. Unfortunately no Walmart scooter could bring her up the mountains and I'll bet you Destiny's car would finally die taking AL up any type of mountain. The only way she can get there is via helicopter drop-off, like a crate!

 

[day_man]

/QUOTE]

AL also admits to gaining weight instead of losing it, and pretty much implies that her channel is no longer classified as a weight loss channel, which we all knew..

 

[Stanley_Buttkiss]

the picture on the left is Destiny about a month before she met AL, the other picture was a week ago.
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I don't wanna ween, but, that's actually really sad

 

[PiggyPie]

another boring vlogmas video of AL at home... she talks about how she only washes her hair once a week , shows her jewelry collection, rifles through her fridge for a frozen Chinese dinner, shows the massive pile of gifts for Destiny's family and talks about how awesome her tree looks. Next, she eats a pint of Halo Top ice cream but not before she justifys it by reading the nutritional content on the back and saying its only 280 calories ( surprise! she likes it!)
she talks about wanting to drive, watches a bunch of youtubers while sitting on her fat ass and finally makes one of her disgusting soups.... destiny appears in the ass end of the video...

Last week, AL claimed that the company she worked for was moving buildings and that is why they had so much time off but said it was back to work on Monday and yet she has been alone most of the week at home.... Has she quit her job?

 

[Biscuit]

Next, she eats a pint of Halo Top ice cream but not before she justifys it by reading the nutritional content on the back and saying its only 280 calories ( surprise! she likes it!)

I didn't watch the video because I love myself, but, I wonder if she actually knows that the nutriotional values on a package are always counted by a certain amount of said food, conveniently labeled "A portion".

So basically, even though it is 280 calories (which is a shit ton if you ask me), that could only be for 100 gr or something, and who knows how much she shovels into her piehole every day.

 

[Stanley_Buttkiss]

another boring vlogmas video of AL at home... she talks about how she only washes her hair once a week , shows her jewelry collection, rifles through her fridge for a frozen Chinese dinner, shows the massive pile of gifts for Destiny's family and talks about how awesome her tree looks. Next, she eats a pint of Halo Top ice cream but not before she justifys it by reading the nutritional content on the back and saying its only 280 calories ( surprise! she likes it!)
she talks about wanting to drive, watches a bunch of youtubers while sitting on her fat ass and finally makes one of her disgusting soups.... destiny appears in the ass end of the video...

Last week, AL claimed that the company she worked for was moving buildings and that is why they had so much time off but said it was back to work on Monday and yet she has been alone most of the week at home.... Has she quit her job?

I'm pretty positive she quit. AL can't commit to anything and flip-flops on everything.

*edit* I can't English.

 

[DuckSucker]

I don't wanna ween, but, that's actually really sad

Alternatively, I dont wanna sperg but I dont think she's gained that much weight? Or maybe it's hard to tell when you're already that big. I found this place through FPH so Im not defending her, but I think it's just that she's tucked her shirt in in the photo on the right, and on the left it's just a baggy, XXXXXXX-extra-large. Unlike Amber Lynn she hasnt gained enough weight to obtain an extra chin or something, but I feel like Amber Lynn sees chins as badges of honor, like "Do you know who I am!? I was in the Battle of Golden Corral! I risked my health to secure a future of buffalo wings for our people, dick!"

I think she's just retarded. Like, legitimately "slow people" are known for not being able to control their weight because they dont have the faculties.

I didn't watch the video because I love myself, but, I wonder if she actually knows that the nutriotional values on a package are always counted by a certain amount of said food, conveniently labeled "A portion".

So basically, even though it is 280 calories (which is a shit ton if you ask me), that could only be for 100 gr or something, and who knows how much she shovels into her piehole every day.

There are something like 3 or 4 servings in a pint of ice cream. It's not a single-serving cup. A Half gallon is meant to serve like, 24 people or something. My family has an old, old ice cream scoop and it's tiny compared to what they sell as "ice cream scoops" today. It's literally a half-cup per scoop, which is a serving. The ice cream scoops now are more oblong, so the scoops are like 1 to 1-1/2 cups each.

Just plowing through a pint and being like "It's a serving because it came in it's own little container! I read the label and it said only 280 calories!" is something I would have done when I was 12 and fat, but I actually think that's probably the norm.

 

[Stanley_Buttkiss]

Alternatively, I dont wanna sperg but I dont think she's gained that much weight? Or maybe it's hard to tell when you're already that big. I found this place through FPH so Im not defending her, but I think it's just that she's tucked her shirt in in the photo on the right, and on the left it's just a baggy, XXXXXXX-extra-large. Unlike Amber Lynn she hasnt gained enough weight to obtain an extra chin or something, but I feel like Amber Lynn sees chins as badges of honor, like "Do you know who I am!? I was in the Battle of Golden Corral! I risked my health to secure a future of buffalo wings for our people, dick!"

I think she's just exceptional. Like, legitimately "slow people" are known for not being able to control their weight because they dont have the faculties.

Your probably right. Fat chicks are masters at angles. I should know, I used to be one. And I know it's fairly easy to maintain an exceptional amount of weight. It's the losing thats a hard. For AL to be maintaining her manatee figure she'd have to be consuming around 10k calories a day.

 

[Sadcake]

-spittakes- THE POCONOS ARE IN THE BAHAMAS?

bbygurl amberlynn, trust me, you don't wanna go up to the Poconos for, you see, THEY'RE FUCKING MOUNTAINS. also because the areas around the Poconos are filled with inbred hillbillies.

...actually, yeah, go up to the Poconos.

The Poconos are actually pretty okay if you have money to burn. There are a few niceish resorts and such, but I've never really gotten why people would actually want to go there unless you lived in the area. The mountains are certainly there, but as far as mountains go they are not really that impressive.

 

[Lurker]

I didn't watch the video because I love myself, but, I wonder if she actually knows that the nutriotional values on a package are always counted by a certain amount of said food, conveniently labeled "A portion".

So basically, even though it is 280 calories (which is a shit ton if you ask me), that could only be for 100 gr or something, and who knows how much she shovels into her piehole every day.

because i'm a massive autist who actually looks at nutrition labels, i decided to look up the nutrition label of the particular flavor of ice cream she was eating.

okay, so yeah, she's right that the entire thing is in fact 280 calories, which actually isn't too bad for, you know, a meal. too bad this is a snack, though.

there are 6 grams of protein per serving, which would mean 24 grams for the whole thing, which is 48% of an average person's daily intake of protein. sounds good, except that it doesn't mean shit when it's not being used for anything, you know, like musclebuilding. because that would imply she'd have to exercise.

there is also a shitload of cholesterol in this particular variety, at 40mg per serving, which is 13% of an average person's daily intake. the whole container would be 52% of an average person's daily intake of cholesterol. this girl doesn't need any more cholesterol. bitch is gonna have a fucking heart attack.

 

[derpi]

I didn't watch the video because I love myself, but, I wonder if she actually knows that the nutriotional values on a package are always counted by a certain amount of said food, conveniently labeled "A portion".

So basically, even though it is 280 calories (which is a shit ton if you ask me), that could only be for 100 gr or something, and who knows how much she shovels into her piehole every day.

Nah, Halo Top is "healthy" ice cream. The whole pint is around 200-300 calories depending on the flavor. Of course that just means that she's eating five more pints off camera >>
Edit: am dumb and late

 

[C3PBRO]

Something that stood out to me in her latest vlog: she cut her foot after a fall and didn't realize she'd cut it until she noticed the resulting blood on the floor, after going inside.

"I slipped... really hard."
"I don't know what made me gush blood, I don't know if there's a sharp part on the tile."

So one of two things happened here;

1. She's secretly Francis from the Deadpool movie and is impervious to pain.
2. She has motherfucking diabetes.

 

[DespotCTM]

Something that stood out to me in her latest vlog: she cut her foot after a fall and didn't realize she'd cut it until she noticed the resulting blood on the floor, after going inside.

"I slipped... really hard."
"I don't know what made me gush blood, I don't know if there's a sharp part on the tile."

So one of two things happened here;

1. She's secretly Francis from the Deadpool movie and is impervious to pain.
2. She has motherfucking diabetes.

Well she does have that weird hole in her arm that isn't healing if I remember correctly