Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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    Votes: 550 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,620 74.5%

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Thanks for the tips, you whiny bitch. I’ll take it under advisement as a new user. In the meantime, get fucked. I’ll post as many times a day as I want to and until my hambone venom is quelled so fuck off.
First off, quit being a faggot.

Secondly, this is a grand way to get yourself a thread-ban.

How's 'bout you take the advice kindly given to you and lurk moar?
 
Alright, alright…I admit I was a shit stain. Ya’ll done yet? No? Then get done.

I’ve hit my one-post quota for the day. See ya’ll tomorrow, fuckers.
You're not gonna get very far with the Farms if you can't handle being called a fag. Especially when you're acting like one
 
Probably crying while playing Bingo

Wouldnt Hambie's medical record say Amber Lynn Reid instead of Amberlynn Reid? I saw a screenshot of one of her medical records and it said Amberlynn. Isn't Lynn her middle name? Shouldn't there be a space? I'm not American so maybe I'm being stupid idk. I cant find the screenshot but if someone has is please link it.
She did release her medical records after Nikocado accused her of faking her cancer, but I don't know if she redacted her name.


Just watched a clip from Piggy's channel of Chantal putting her socks on and Amber wants us to believe she is capable of wiping her ass? With those trunk legs and massive stomach there is no way she can reach down there. Slommy must have been really desperate to settle for Amber and to touch her.
 

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Her face is definitely looking a lot bigger than what it was a month ago. Gorly pawp is back to gaining, and gaining and gaining...
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Didn't take long to gain what little she lost and then some. So please hamber, tell us again that Slommy isn't a feeder. 🌝

:drink: Here's to Ambie becoming bed bound again before she has a chance to move out to Wisconsin~
 
Her face is definitely looking a lot bigger than what it was a month ago. Gorly pawp is back to gaining, and gaining and gaining...
View attachment 6378383
Didn't take long to gain what little she lost and then some. So please hamber, tell us again that Slommy isn't a feeder. 🌝

:drink: Here's to Ambie becoming bed bound again before she has a chance to move out to Wisconsin~
damn shes got that crater face again when she was 600 pounds and having becky wipe her ass and wash her up
 
Remember when she was in her Becky giving bed baths era and she smugly took that chocker, wrapped it around her forehead and shamed everyone who said it was too tight? Well according to my calculations (my eyes), that chocker is no longer loose enough to move around her giant head anymore.
Another non-scale victory, outfatted giant chockers.
 
Her face is definitely looking a lot bigger than what it was a month ago. Gorly pawp is back to gaining, and gaining and gaining...
View attachment 6378383
Didn't take long to gain what little she lost and then some. So please hamber, tell us again that Slommy isn't a feeder. 🌝

:drink: Here's to Ambie becoming bed bound again before she has a chance to move out to Wisconsin~
Christ, her neck fat is swallowing up that choker nicely. There's probably another 4 of the cunts lost in there already.

Somone archive the latest video. I refuse to give that 600 pound narcissistic slob a single view.
From the look of the thumbnail the bloated waddler seems to be gaineeen.
Slommy is clearly feeding her big ass good.

I look forward to her early demise.
 
Remember when she was in her Becky giving bed baths era and she smugly took that chocker, wrapped it around her forehead and shamed everyone who said it was too tight? Well according to my calculations (my eyes), that chocker is no longer loose enough to move around her giant head anymore.
Another non-scale victory, outfatted giant chockers.
There were photos circulating at one time that showed her stretchy choker had an extension on it
 
...Somone archive the latest video. I refuse to give that 600 pound narcissistic slob a single view....


i'm back! hanging with mamalynn & getting ready to see my gf again!

I'll edit this vlog to add a reeeecap after I've actually watched it (though I'm predicting that it will be nothing but her eye-fucking the viewfinder, acting like a smug cunt, and attempting to eat food in a 'seductive' (repulsive) way). BRB!

Edited to add:
  • Amber says she looks "hectique"
  • Methma throws Ambie under the bus for ignoring her over the last month.
  • Eating at a "bougie" place called "The Hutch"
  • Amber and Kristine each get a "breakfast burrito" which looks like a football covered in enchilada sauce. Kristine didn't enjoy the food or place. Amber - being a human vacuum cleaner - can't understand the concept of not eating something again.
  • Nails done. Lots of sausage-finger wiggling.
  • Waddlynn action at Target. *touchtouchtouchtouch*
  • Beetlejuice sandworm outfit. Amber pretends that she painted her toenails. Amber smears her makeup on with her bare hands with all of the finesse of a soldier applying camo face paint while talking about her chemistry with Tommy. Three generations of degeneracy will be spending time with Tommy!
  • "share our love", "love out loud", "slap-happy together"
  • Two caterpillars crawl out of Amber's hair and stop on her forehead - oh, never mind; Amber's trying to do her eyebrows.
  • "Massive eyebrow blindness", "what are those?!"
  • "To be continued". Want to see Want to see Justin Feider? Tune in next time: same FAT time, same FAT channel!!
TL;DR: 8 minutes and 36 seconds of filler.

[Oh, and oops, but this mp4 is even fatter than Amber. I'll delete this if someone can upload a smaller, compressed one.]
 
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