NB4 we find out that this was filmed weeks ago and Fat Amber not only has already moved to Wisconsin but she's been in Emily's house long enough to get the smell of unwashed behemoth indelibly into the carpets and upholstered furniture.
Her face is definitely looking a lot bigger than what it was a month ago. Gorly pawp is back to gaining, and gaining and gaining... View attachment 6378383
Didn't take long to gain what little she lost and then some. So please hamber, tell us again that Slommy isn't a feeder.
Here's to Ambie becoming bed bound again before she has a chance to move out to Wisconsin~
I think she fucked with the order of the video, and Emily visited before she went to the restaurant. She hadn't seen her mom in a while because "she's been tee hee very tee hee busy."
I just want one to move in with the other already so the fattening can begin and we can start the breakup countdown clock.
The run up to this point has been unwatchable and unreadable. Let's get the fattest show on Earth on the road.
I'll edit this vlog to add a reeeecap after I've actually watched it (though I'm predicting that it will be nothing but her eye-fucking the viewfinder, acting like a smug cunt, and attempting to eat food in a 'seductive' (repulsive) way). BRB!
Edited to add:
Amber says she looks "hectique"
Methma throws Ambie under the bus for ignoring her over the last month.
Eating at a "bougie" place called "The Hutch"
Amber and Kristine each get a "breakfast burrito" which looks like a football covered in enchilada sauce. Kristine didn't enjoy the food or place. Amber - being a human vacuum cleaner - can't understand the concept of not eating something again.
Nails done. Lots of sausage-finger wiggling.
Waddlynn action at Target. *touchtouchtouchtouch*
Beetlejuice sandworm outfit. Amber pretends that she painted her toenails. Amber smears her makeup on with her bare hands with all of the finesse of a soldier applying camo face paint while talking about her chemistry with Tommy. Three generations of degeneracy will be spending time with Tommy!
"share our love", "love out loud", "slap-happy together"
Two caterpillars crawl out of Amber's hair and stop on her forehead - oh, never mind; Amber's trying to do her eyebrows.
"Massive eyebrow blindness", "what are those?!"
"To be continued". Want to see Want to see Justin Feider? Tune in next time: same FAT time, same FAT channel!!
TL;DR: 8 minutes and 36 seconds of filler.
[Oh, and oops, but this mp4 is even fatter than Amber. I'll delete this if someone can upload a smaller, compressed one.]
“We literally saw each other a few days ago at bingo with grandma”
“Yeah for like five minutes-“ “Haven’t seen each other in a month”
“Yeah I’ve been busy..”
Yes Amber, you were incredibly busy drunk e-fighing with retarded, narcissistic dykes online and defending your feeder, very busy. Though no one should be the least bit surprised by this.
I will give it until thanksgiving till they move in together, that’s if it’s all smooth sailing.
Failed Ozempic twice, WLS (maybe twice two) and now is dating a feeder, she's in her thirties and probably close to 600lbs again. There is no wake-up call for this one, Amber will soon meet Slommy's ex.
According to her mom, they haven't seen each other in over a month, fatso relies on her mom to go grocery shopping, she might be living off takeout, and she is a lazy fuck that doesn't burn any calories. I'm ready for the immobile arc and for photos of Slommy using her stomach as a beanbag.
I'm curious as to what a break up would look like once hamber is bedbound again Will Slommy simply take off, and leave the latest victim to die in a bed made up of her own filth? Lmao, what a way to go.
Oh dear, Mammalynn is not best pleased about being usurped by Justin Feeder and the never ending fat lesbo dang dirty troll carousel.
Just remember this when shit hits the fan with Whatsername, Kristine. Your wee cherub will be back with her tail tucked firmly in between dem laaeeeeeeygs.
dumb thing to be annoyed over, but seeing her attempt to do her eyebrows is genuinely so frustrating. she gets told time and time again to just use a pencil and gel and yet never listens to the advice. "you guiiissee always make fun of me for how I do my eyebrows ><" im going to burst a vein i swear to gourd
Took me about ten seconds to realize they wouldn't like that place. God forbid they go to a big girl restaurant with water at the table and a brunch menu.
dumb thing to be annoyed over, but seeing her attempt to do her eyebrows is genuinely so frustrating. she gets told time and time again to just use a pencil and gel and yet never listens to the advice. "you guiiissee always make fun of me for how I do my eyebrows ><" im going to burst a vein i swear to gourd
Honestly, I think she's just trolling. It's been a meme on Tiktok/Shorts that a lot of people had eyebrow blindness when they were younger, or are asking about it now since they don't know how bad their brows are. She's copying a new thing again since she doesn't have a personality. Her brows are bad, but not as like she was making them out to be in her new video.
"Separation and Divorce"
So.... does this mean that Amber officially gets the "homewrecker" title?
"And my dance with dating someone more koo koo than big AL..."
Has Brittney already forgotten how she told everyone that she was an ALR haydur and she encouraged Erica to contact ALR? Or how she gave Erica the excuse to use that they were together for "financial reasons" in order to troll Ambo? Or how Brittney was trying as early as last November to out this nonsense? Bitch needs to take a seat.
The REAL question that I want answered is what is Erica's new nickname amongst the other prison guards and inmates because of this shitshow?
Edited to Add: @Tiki Bar Man 2 This is Brittney - the wife of Amber's online pen pal (late June 2023 - late early July 2024) and sexting buddy "Valentine" aka Erica (the powerlifting, cross-fit prison guard)
Plus they went into a “boogie” restaurant dressed like they were. MommaLynn looked like she hadn’t bathed for a week as well. I suspect she didn’t like the food because it cost way more than was expected for one burrito
Plus they went into a “boogie” restaurant dressed like they were. MommaLynn looked like she hadn’t bathed for a week as well. I suspect she didn’t like the food because it cost way more than was expected for one burrito
Given the typical definition of what 'bougie' means when people use it, going to a decent restaurant dressed like it's laundry day and not liking the food because it doesn't fit your standards like trash buffet food, fast food or cheesecake factory does is pretty accurate for this situation type deal.
Are we supposed to listen to a restaurant review from 2 people who willingly choose to eat at Dennys? Amber was bewildered that it looked like a remodeled house and that it didn’t have grand slam stickers all over the window or a claw machine in the waiting area. And ambers used to her food being scorching hot because almost everything she’s ingested in her life has been from a microwave.
Not believing the “I drink once a week for livestream” narrative she paints. This kind of weight gain looks like “shes been busy” drinking buzz balls and eating Panda Express every day.
Sorry Kristine, Ambers got things to do and feeders to FaceTime round the clock with.
Here's to Ambie becoming bed bound again before she has a chance to move out to Wisconsin~
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Will Slommy simply take off, and leave the latest victim to die in a bed made up of her own filth? Lmao, what a way to go.
