Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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  • I don't care

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No ps needed, there are face swap apps.
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Lesbian mum visits fat, retarded daughter in a care home.
Remember when the roles were reversed during the Dusty Era and people called them a young mother with her special ed son?
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She looks like shes gained so much weight lately, im here for it. I cant wait till she cant fit into the rest of her 7 alfits she wears all the time because nothing else fits her properly and complains that shes schoo bootyfull that torrid just cant handle her anymore. Amber is so into her new partner "loving her for her" and shes proudly displaying herself because her girlfriend likes her body. I cant wait till amber rides this high into eating herself out of her wardrobe and into another hulth scare. Something is gonna happen and when it does shes gonna convince her new boo to either jump ship and move in with her or get feeder pan to shove her into a uhaul and take her back home amber can play step mommy from a new pillow mountain. She sure as shit cant take care of herself and theres no weight loss thats gonna happen if theres a health scare because amber would rather die than not be her girlfriends type (bedbound and dependant). Finally things are getting good.
 
I don't understand going on multiple dates to the casino/bingo? once.. maybe.. as a little meme date. But not as a serious date with a LDR partner. Wouldn't you want to spend as much time in bed with your partner that you never see and long for if it was TRULY passionate??? Why not get a boujee hotel and make a date night, or a romantic aquarium day? WhY THE FuCk would u want to spend your time in a smoky gross loud casino?? Oh right, cause FAT. We're supposed to believe that ALR is so mobile and capable but she refuses to do anything that is out of her 600lbs comfort zone. Your facade is trash and we can all see that your life is limited and shitty.

Also. Slommy might be the ugliest of all the partners. What the fuck is this face composition? The rest of ambers ex's just looked deformed from the fat but this one is just retarded looking.

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Remember when she used to wear that one, way too small bra, and she had to wear it way up to her armpits, and it pushed her back fat down? Well, looks like her one, "new" bra is doing the same thing. I don't even want to think about the funk and bacteria growing on that thing. Same way with that choker. I can't imagine the kind of person that would willing suck on her neck. Might be a good thing she works in healthcare. She will probably need some MRSA killing antibiotics.
 
Well now when Nik Avocado lost 250 lbs in 2 years and made a big comeback on YouTube as a skinny legend, will our gorl eat herself to a new highest from pure envy?

I came back to this thread just to say that I fully anticipate that she will address the situation by saying how offensive Nikocado Avocado is for "faking" binge eating disorder and basically making a joke of it. It's a hectic situation-type deal because she's a gorlypop with an addiction, ohmahgaw.

Because people are laughing the thought of Amber seething over this, she's going to pull the victim card. Book it.
 
No matter what Hamber says about Nick, he's basically dealt her a pretty huge blow in my opinion, even if it had nothing to do with her. He's done in 2 years what Amber couldn't in 10. He returned to his initial weight and came out on top whether it was all an elaborate troll or not.

Meanwhile all Amber has is excuse, after excuse, after excuse as to why she could not-- and cannot lose 250lbs, when in reality there is none! And to top it all off, she is now dating a fucking feeder that's already got one dead obese girlfriend under her belt.

If anything Nick's massive weight loss should serve as her wake up call, but if the threat of cancer didn't then its pretty clear nothing will.
 
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No matter what Hamber says about Nick, he's basically dealt her a pretty huge blow in my opinion, even if it had nothing to do with her. He's done in 2 years what Amber couldn't in 10. He returned to his initial weight and came out on top whether it was all an elaborate troll or not.

Meanwhile all Amber has is excuse, after excuse, after excuse as to why she could not-- and cannot lose 250lbs, when in reality there is none! And to top it all off, she is now dating a fucking feeder that's already got one dead obese girlfriend under her belt.

If anything Nick's massive weight loss should serve as her wake up call, but if the threat of cancer didn't then its pretty clear nothing will.
All of that, and now she has the encouragement to not lose weight because of her new feeder girlfriend caretaker.

Yup, 100% gonna play the victim card ... Because that's easier than not choosing to eat a 20-piece McNugget in one sitting.
 
I came back to this thread just to say that I fully anticipate that she will address the situation by saying how offensive Nikocado Avocado is for "faking" binge eating disorder and basically making a joke of it. It's a hectic situation-type deal because she's a gorlypop with an addiction, ohmahgaw.

Because people are laughing the thought of Amber seething over this, she's going to pull the victim card. Book it.
Nah, I think Amber is going to take the "empathy-lynn" route and say how happy she is for him and then quickly change subjects. Don't think she'll say anything about it in videos. Maybe in a livestream, after much pressure from her viewers.
 
Watching a lil' bit of Oh Lordy It's Jordy and he seems to not want Amber to be with Emily, because the feeder stuff would be bad for Amber's health.
I have a different opinion. I think Emily should hurry up and get Amber to Wisconsin (if she isn't already there) and start stuffing her with fried cheese and ice cream. The more the better, because it will be bad for Amber's health.

Amber has lived long enough. She's had 33 years to be a decent human being and hasn't bothered.
Speedrun to the end, fatty.
 
I am impressed, a few years back I made a post about how Amber switching into another live stream era to mimic Chantal would harm her channel. Last time it shaved about 40k of her audience, I am not joking prior she averaged about 70-75k, and after she got about 35-40k clickbaiting. it wrecked it and she has removed about 20% of her audience again as I predicted. Dark Syde fucking Phil is getting more views than Amber, that's how bad it is.

Like clockwork https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iXeNpdt26w

I am liveen for feeder arc though. If she dies like Brendon Fraiser at the end of The Whale that would be KINO
 
Watching a lil' bit of Oh Lordy It's Jordy and he seems to not want Amber to be with Emily, because the feeder stuff would be bad for Amber's health.
I have a different opinion. I think Emily should hurry up and get Amber to Wisconsin (if she isn't already there) and start stuffing her with fried cheese and ice cream. The more the better, because it will be bad for Amber's health.

Amber has lived long enough. She's had 33 years to be a decent human being and hasn't bothered.
Speedrun to the end, fatty.

Her autopsy would read “Cause of death: Cheese”
 
Nah, I think Amber is going to take the "empathy-lynn" route and say how happy she is for him and then quickly change subjects. Don't think she'll say anything about it in videos. Maybe in a livestream, after much pressure from her viewers.
I feel like that could be her initial response.

But we all know Amber's inability to leave things alone. If enough people keep bringing it up and calling out her inability to lose the weight, then she's going to eventually snap, and get all defensive by saying that Nicocado has made a joke out of binge eating disorder or some shit. lol.
 
I feel like that could be her initial response.

But we all know Amber's inability to leave things alone. If enough people keep bringing it up and calling out her inability to lose the weight, then she's going to eventually snap, and get all defensive by saying that Nicocado has made a joke out of binge eating disorder or some shit. lol.

she'll play it off like she did with Amy and Tammy losing weight, saying she's happy for them or whatever. She might bring up Nick thought she was lying about her cancer.

What would really drive the nail in though is if Nick really did use ozempic, and here she's already regained all of the weight she lost while on it and then some
 
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