Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Hambo posted. She claims to have only gained 17 pounds. She had cellulitis again made her sick. She claims that she's looking for other ways to lose weight and Emily is supporting her(bullcrap lol). In other words Hambo got in the internet today just to lie lol are we surprised. She looks massive this is a 50+ lb gain which is remarkable at her weight cause she has to be devouring everything she sees I'm even worried for the pets. Also Emily being supportive? Hell nah, she's been called out so many times for lying and still thinks we have room temp iq like hers doesn't she.Anyway another very boring nontent vlog as always cheers
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Peepeekakaland said:
Hambo posted. She claims to have only gained 17 pounds. She had cellulitis again made her sick. She claims that she's looking for other ways to lose weight and Emily is supporting her(bullcrap lol). In other words Hambo got in the internet today just to lie lol are we surprised. She looks massive this is a 50+ lb gain which is remarkable at her weight cause she has to be devouring everything she sees I'm even worried for the pets. Also Emily being supportive? Hell nah, she's been called out so many times for lying and still thinks we have room temp iq like hers doesn't she.Anyway another very boring nontent vlog as always cheers
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In my opinion, while she has most certainly gained weight since her breakup with Becky/since her cancer, I don't think she has quite reached the levels of fatness she was in 2019. I think that her 2 years with Wipey actually put bit of a pause on that weight gain.

This picture, however ... Definitely getting closer and closer to her 2019 self. I see that the poo bun has made a bit of a comeback in this thumbnail, too.
 
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StarkRavingMad said:
In my opinion, while she has most certainly gained weight since her breakup with Becky/since her cancer, I don't think she has quite reached the levels of fatness she was in 2019. I think that her 2 years with Wipey actually put bit of a pause on that weight gain.

This picture, however ... Definitely getting closer and closer to her 2019 self. I see that the poo bun has made a bit of a comeback in this thumbnail, too.
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She has hasn't been close to 2019 up until recently in my opinion. The vlog she posted couple of days ago where methy films her, she looks round and shaggy definitely gave 2019 vibes.

MonsterHigh197 said:
So the Slaton sisters and Nickocado lost weight while the fat slob just keeps gaining. That’s fucking hilarious. It’d be even funnier if Chantel decided to get her shit together and start dropping pounds.
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Ambo loves being quarter of a ton she thrives in it, it is given that even an elephant can drop to 200- before she does at this point
 
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let's talk about my weight
(and no, she doesn't move from this spot for the entire video)

Not worth a full recap, as @Peepeekakaland covered the essentials. A few other points though:
  • Amber admits to getting cellulitis "a few times" EVERY YEAR. Amber acts as though this is totally normal no matter how clean you keep yourself.
  • Cellulitis was the reason for her weight loss 5 weeks ago, not whatever disciplined eating plan she was pretending to be on at that time (no surprise there)
  • Amber tells a bullshit story that Emily is so supportive of Amber's weight loss journey, that Emily has offered to needlessly INJECT HERSELF WITH COMPOUNDED TIRZEPATIDE (and deal with whatever health complications came from that I guess), just to "support" Amber (and Amber is one sick fuck for even fantasizing about this).
  • Amber has realized that all of her diets (including ones where she takes weight loss drugs), always result in her going off the diet and gaining even more weight back (and said that stopping weight loss drugs makes her SUPER HONGRY). So she decides to change it up by ... starting another diet and taking another weight loss drug. The diet his time is calories in calories out, while allowing herself what she wants to eat (because it worked so well the previous 300 times she's tried this).
  • Amber's not giving up on weight loss or her channel. She believes that her videos are other people's comfort - and then admits the real reason: that she has no idea what else to do with her channel/content.
Oh yay... regular uploads about her talking about irrelevant details like how many minutes slept every night and new myfitnesspal accounts and 'tracking' - while she balloons back up and once again becomes too fat (sorry, I mean "swollen") to fit in a fucking CAR. Breakin' ("Furnitures") 2, Electric Boogaloo.
 
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FatalTater said:
Watching a lil' bit of Oh Lordy It's Jordy and he seems to not want Amber to be with Emily, because the feeder stuff would be bad for Amber's health.
I have a different opinion. I think Emily should hurry up and get Amber to Wisconsin (if she isn't already there) and start stuffing her with fried cheese and ice cream. The more the better, because it will be bad for Amber's health.

Amber has lived long enough. She's had 33 years to be a decent human being and hasn't bothered.
Speedrun to the end, fatty.
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Really, what does Amber have to live for?

She could either go hard, get herself an urban fifth story walk up, trot to the grocery store every day, walk Twonk four or five times a day, nearly die, and be reborn, or she could move into Slommy's hovel and eat herself to death. I mean, it's all just television to me at this point.
 
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TalulaPink0 said:
If I’m not mistaken, cellulitis is literally strep and staph bacteria getting into an open wound of some sort. Is she going around with her open sore legs rubbing them on shit??? How does she get it a FEW TIMES A YEAR
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These are both common normal human flora, and can easily get into one of her skin rots. Those things need to be kept very clean or anything in her environment, even herself, can cause infection like this.

Truly horrifying.
 
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Xenomorph said:
I like how she thinks she's only 120 pounds more than when she started. :story:
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Oh but don't forget, the "lymphedema specialist" said that Amber has about 150lbs of lymphedema fat that she can't lose. So, acktully Amber has 30LBS LESS to lose than she did when she started her channel!

Also, Amberverse reality has changed again. Amber scolds her audience for thinking that if she's wearing her hair in a poop bun it means depression. Um, no, haydurz! It's because it's hot in Oklahoma right now! Where do haydurz get these STUPID ideas from, anyway?! (Just ignore when Amber literally said that her wearing her hair in a poop bun means depression).

Her nonsense would be a lot more fun if she actually made an effort to keep track of her lies for consistency, instead of just rambling unconsciously and not paying attention to any of the shit she says.
 
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The thing is even for bariatric patients you legit have to try to get cellulitis, whilst it is yes more common it is usually more associated with bed bound patients. You have to be quite dirty to achieve that also she has gained more than 17lbs. Her claim of gaining 30lbs with maintenance would mean she is eating 11,000 calories a day.
 
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Peepeekakaland said:
Hambo posted. She claims to have only gained 17 pounds. She had cellulitis again made her sick. She claims that she's looking for other ways to lose weight and Emily is supporting her(bullcrap lol). In other words Hambo got in the internet today just to lie lol are we surprised. She looks massive this is a 50+ lb gain which is remarkable at her weight cause she has to be devouring everything she sees I'm even worried for the pets. Also Emily being supportive? Hell nah, she's been called out so many times for lying and still thinks we have room temp iq like hers doesn't she.Anyway another very boring nontent vlog as always cheers
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ONLY 17 pounds? That is still a lot of weight, but I believe it's much more. The pictures I saw from her last video she was huge. She doesn't looks as big in this picture, but I'm guessing she is using some filter.

Seems like she is also using cellulitis again to get sympathy from her new feeder. Just like she did with every other girlfriend before her.

ETA I've been trying to think if I have ever heard of anyone having cellulitis in my life and the only person I can think of is someone who had been diagnosed with it for an eye infection. It can't be normal to have it a few times a year.
 
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Mekahineyho said:
Amber has had cellulitis like 15 times since moving to Lexington. Cellulitis is brutal, I can’t believe she just gets it and acts like it’s no big deal.

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I can't even imagine the horrors of those layugs. & the disgusting fluid they're getting everywhere. She keeps getting cellulitis bcuz her hygiene routine is nonexistent.

& there's no way 17 pounds would even show on this pig. She's such a lying piece of shit. Claiming to be up only 120 from where she started, this bitch is delusional and aggressively stupid. She was up at least 300 from her starting her channel & has only lost a tiny bit from that. It's hilarious watching the delusion in real time though, super entertaining lol
 
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