Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[BubblezMcThreee]

She’s definitely beyond a BMI of 42. This is from Reddit; a screenshot from a video?
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That’s Alexis beside her. Lmao.

I think so too, but obesity starts at a BMI of 30, morbid obesity begins at a 40 body mass index. It's a pretty fucked up mind set to insist and almost brag that you're only a little bit morbidly obese .

I don't know how Alexis has managed to somehow be the one character in the Amberverse even less likeable than big gorl herself, but she has. Congrats!

Alexis is definitely an insufferable cunt, but I think Erica and her wife, Britany were also more hatable than ALR. 'Hey let's troll this mentally ill super morbidly obese woman for shits and giggles then act like victims when it all goes tits up.' I know they were just short term characters in the current season of this program, but they really were the worst.

While I think Alexis is lying about "only" weighing 250lbs, she looks like she carries all of her weight in her torso, and next to hamber whose weight is mostly in her shelf ass and elephantine legs, it's almost like an optical illusion where she looks like she's the same size.

True... I think she is probably pushing- if not over- 300lbs, but although their upper bodies look about the same size, Hamber has a huge ass an almost inhumanly, impossibly big legs, which have only swelled and gotten bigger in recent months. If Alexis is one of those girls fat girls with a flat ass and relatively skinny legs, then it is possible she she does weigh quite a bit less than Amber

 

[Constellationzero]

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I don't know how Alexis has managed to somehow be the one character in the Amberverse even less likeable than big gorl herself, but she has. Congrats!

Shitty keyboard tunes...
Chantal sighs

...Pathetic...

She's so faht she's so gross she will never find love
The only one who could love her
is the Good Lord up above

(Sighs) ...Pathetic...

 

[Fee]

This is Alexis? I thought this was a 45 year old forklift operator seeing his favorite garage band.

I thought she was getting ready for her match with hulk Hogan on wrestle mania brother !

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

I thought she was getting ready for her match with hulk Hogan on wrestle mania brother !

Well Amber DOES have the biggest arms in Gorlworld after all...

 

[FatalTater]

Only one way to settle this.
Amber and Alexis need to have a public weigh-in on a livestream.
Lots of witnesses and video.
Otherwise we're forever going to believe they are the same size.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Well Amber DOES have the biggest arms in Gorlworld after all...

I do believe that Messy Tessy has her beat in the arms department.

Most prominent shelf-ass, yes. But arms...?

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Sumo
Sumo
SUMO
SUMO

 

[irishlass]

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I don't know how Alexis has managed to somehow be the one character in the Amberverse even less likeable than big gorl herself, but she has. Congrats!

In the 2nd pic, she looks like Jude Valentin and seems to be as equally obnoxious.

 

[fupalicious]

EDIT: The man in the photo is her step dad.

Alexis must get her pro wrestler frame from her daddy. Ain't no way she took after her petite momma.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

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So five inches taller and looks the same size as fat Al. Maybe she is correct, maybe she isn't the same size, maybe she is bigger. She does look so much different than her filtered pictures. She have to be some big loser to be rejected by someone like Amberlynn. It's actually hysterical.

Also, I have to say, if any of my friends wore that stupid purse out for a night of clubbing it wouldn't be clubbing with me. I wouldn't be caught dead with someone wearing that stupid thing. She looks like a 600 retard, more retarded than she usually looks. You have to have an extra chromosome or two to thing that looks good.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

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YEAH! Go FUCK YOURSELF, Dani! LexLoser totally isn't as fat as Amber! She's only as fat as BECKY...

Nah, dude. The Beanie-Queenie looks at least as fat as Krystle-Era Amber (late Krystle-Era Amber).

You have to have an extra chromosome or two to thing that looks good.

I must admit I'm finding myself questioning the total chromosome count of the three-headed blob in this picutre. I'm certain you'd find spares if you counted.

EDITED TO ADD:
OMG, y'know what this reminds me of? Remember early to mid Becky era when Amber would "double-date" with the double-Ds (aka: continue to go on dates with Destiny while dragging Becky along with her)? It feels just like that - except Amber and Slommus are playing the role of the Double-Ds. And LexLoser is playing the role of Ambie - dragging around her own version of Becky.

 

[1039]

Alexis must get her pro wrestler frame from her daddy. Ain't no way she took after her petite momma.

alexis looks nothing like them. is that her biological dad? maybe she was adopted.

 

[Skinless Nugget]

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That filter knocks about 20 years off her busted ass face & completely changes it's structure, it's wild. How do these bemehoths live with themselves.

I do believe that Messy Tessy has her beat in the arms department.

Most prominent shelf-ass, yes. But arms...?

Ms. Hollandaise is a huge fat fuck too, I think her entire body competes with Hambo, not just her arms.

 

[fupalicious]

alexis looks nothing like them. is that her biological dad? maybe she was adopted.

I think it's her stepdad

 

[Xenomorph]

Alexis looks like a Dollar Tree version of Eddie Munson from Stranger Things.

 

[Haliaeetus Vocifer]

Alexis claiming she's a dainty 250 elbees? Lol. Lmao. Certainly closer to 300, imo.
Regardless, she is a hideous lardy bitch who is desperate for any crumb of attention she can get.
I find her to be the most unlikeable of the tubby butch bunch. Her attitude is so pretentious, she's a two-faced cunt.

 

[Insulin reid]

Amber got cancer and she wasn't even fazed by it. I'm sure she gives 0 fucks about her laygs or her gut touching the floor

Gives no fucks because her feeder gf likes her body the way it is. As soon as her feeder isnt around the self hatred and hiding will come back. Everythings different when amber has someone who loves her for her.

She is so backhanded because what kind of "friend" would say something like that about each other. With friends like Alexis who needs enemies.

Amber and alexis are the same person. Fat and angry on the inside. Alexis is the skinnier one of the two so shes always going to take pot shots at amber. Also another reason amber will never date her, alexis is the girly girl so thats never gonna happen.

 

[Xenomorph]

I wish Amber and Alexis dated because they mirror one another and Amber deserves it

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

I wish Amber and Alexis dated because they mirror one another and Amber deserves it

There is also the insecurity over Amber having really nice hair and arguably having the prettier face (or at least a stronger makeup/filter game). In every candid we have of Alexis she looks like some kind of swamp ghoul cryptid (who is also obese), so she's very obviously coping by telling herself she's at least above Amber and can act catty to her because Alexis can at least say she's not quite as fat. I mean she's actually physically hiding behind Hamber in that photo lmfao the trollshielding is literal.

 

[AzurePastures]

Amber having really nice hair and arguably having the prettier face

If you look at each of their unfiltered faces next to each other, they're almost identical. Tiny eyes, tiny lips, no defining features, drowning in a massive pool of pale face fat with multiple chins. Amber only has a "pretty face" when using the same filters that alexis uses. Amber showed her greying, fried, dry hair recently. Not much different than Alexis' fried flat curls.

Neither one of them is capable of taking care of themselves in a way that would bring out their best features. Both Alexis and Amber could have great hair for their age, but they can't be bothered to make the effort. They both rely on 21st century technology to make them look good. Why make an effort when your phone can do it all for you while you sit around and watch tiktoks and eat uber eats?