Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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    Votes: 551 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,623 74.5%

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Amberlynn has said in the past that she's had no problem sending nudes to her partners before they meet so they can "see her body".
Oof marone imagine trying to get turned on by a nude knowing that under that buzz ball shaped belly 30 days worth of cheesecake factory and Walmart snacks are being processed.
 
As far as spoilers go, you only need it once because we've ALL seen 18 wheeler Mack Truck hubcap areolas (See Chantal), and NO ONE will ever see Hambutt's Pripyat Exclusion Zone because she can't ever spread them layyyyyyggggs far enough, and her gunt covers it up anyway.
idk, Reddit posted this clip and it seems like there is a whole horrifying lot to see
 

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Awww, now she has a ballsack just like No Necky Becky!

Does she have to hold that thing out of the way when Emily wipes her?

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Her cameltoe is so obese someone needs to come up with new slang for it because she has clearly sized out of cameltoe, mooseknuckle, and FUPA. They just aren't painting the full picture being presented here. This is unprecedented stuff.
It has progressed from a camel toe to the entire camel hump.

And, depending on the angle, it can be seen as either Dromedary (one hump) or Bactrian (two humps).
 
She was suggesting her puss was so tiny in a drunk live, that it is a flat little coin slot that doesn’t even have a labia minora - I guess she doesn’t know about them because you have to get like elbow deep into this seeping, frontal baboon ass to get to where they would anatomically be and she can’t feel them when she uses her shit wiping/sex toy wand.
 
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