Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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It is in my head cannon that she has gotten so fat since getting with the "Grim Feeder" that she can't make videos anymore. the stop sign shaped 2019 head is back and she knows she can't fool anyone anymore with the faked speaking scale readings pointed at the ceiling. You chose death Amber, its ok, we all know, just cam up so we can enjoy the freak show of your last months alive! THINK OF THE VIEWS GIRLY SLOP!
 
Hm, now I want someone to ask Amber about her feelings on Eugenia Cooney. Her answer would for sure provide some laughs.
“She is just like me guize struggling with her mentuls.. we are bolth suffering from an eating disorder, I just get more haydurs because fatphobia. But we are practically the same!”
 
“She is just like me guize struggling with her mentuls.. we are bolth suffering from an eating disorder, I just get more haydurs because fatphobia. But we are practically the same!”

I can totally see that kind of answer from her ... Or her lacking any and all self awareness by saying that Eugenia is dying in front of everyone in real time or something.
 
Fatties always want to group themselves in with anorexic persons under the same umbrella, but they refuse to see that they truly are opposite ends of spectrum (not just weight-wise)

Anorexic: Control over what they eat

Superfat: Lack of Control

I think you summed up why I typically have more sympathy for anorexics than I do deathfats.

Don't get me wrong, there are some deathfats I do genuinely feel bad for (Amber is NOT one of them). Severe childhood trauma can lead to either eating disorders, after all ... But seeing someone obviously deprive and punish themselves from nourishment is much sadder to watch (in my opinion) than someone who "rewards" themselves all of the time if that makes sense.
 
In the age of the internet coupled with low self-esteem, do you really believe men have to pay to see anything?
Desperate, lonely degenerates dump literal millions of dollars into onlyfans and related sites every year. Nikocado landed in the top .15% of earners at one point, Amber could make a good chunk of change showing bare layyyygs
 
If youtube really does start using "self harm" to crack down on superfatty binge eating videos, it's going to get very interesting in gorl world.
rice is literally the most cooking 101 thing on the planet. If she can cook her shit chili she can make rice and she simply doesn't.
Automatic rice cookers are efficient and easy to clean. They make perfect rice in 20 minutes and cost about 18 bucks on Amazon. I'm amazed that more deathfats don't use them.
 
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Big Als transformation into a Jenga Tower that's about to tip over is coming in nicely toobz.
 
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The existence of things like OF suggest that many of them are willing to pay... and no doubt Amber's agent will be taking requests for specific content.
Oh sure, lots of men are willing to pay but between Pornhub and the more degenerate free porn sites out there, they don't have to. No way I'm looking but I'm sure if you Google "lymphedema porn," you'll find someone who looks like Amber performing revolting sex acts. Hell, Shanny and Rev put their nasty shit up on Twitter.
 
Reminder that the old talk of Amber videos is in the Spergatory if anyone's feeling nostalgic.
Because I'm such a hard-working and dedicated farmer - or antisocial shut-in (you be the judge), I decided to look a little more closely to the threads in there, and....

... OMFG so many disgusting thumbnails! I don't want to see that frog tongue of hers grabbing food EVER AGAIN... but anyway, I found these:

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WTF, Ambo? I thought YouTube has only ever removed TWO of your videos? (If you don't remember this, I *think* this was the video right before her cancer arc where Amber was pretending to not have a mother, and used it as an excuse to hoover up dumplings and a million chocolate bars in order to "eat her feelings" on Mother's Day).

And...
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WOMP WOMP!! You've gotten yourself in a little more of a mess with YouTube than you've let on, haven't you?... Ya greasy fucker.

She's also deleted a bunch of stuff... mostly some older livestreams (like 2021 ish, but not the ones where the titles had hints about Jade's identity). She also DFE'd the videos about Norma's GoFundMe and calling Becky, uh, I mean, calling "the urologist" (although those weren't really a surprise and I think she did those ones a long time ago).

She's also been privating some:

There's no archive of this, but the kiwi comments in the link above give enough context to the fuckery she was getting on with.

This was the video that was originally flagged for the clickbait/misleading title. 2019 She changed the title and reuploaded it to avoid a strike.
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My bad. She didn't just get a warning for this one; YouTube removed it. That brings the total count of removed videos from 2 up to 4 - so far.
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And she threw an absolute shitfit over it.
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This was the video that sparked her "leaving youtube" suicide baiting video that she uploaded at the end of August of that same year.

And this was just what was easy to find in spergatory: the YouTube video windows were at the top of each thread, so all I had to do was hover the mouse over each title to find the bad videos. Sorry, but I'm not going to scan the 3860+ pages of this thread to look for others. BUT, if we've found 6, I'm sure there are others. Maybe her "break" from YouTube is a little more about dealing with other "concerns' that YouTube has with her content than experiencing too much bliss with Slommus to remember vlogging. No wonder she's pissed. I wonder what else is going to deemed "self-harm" by YouTube. So much to choose from!

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If she makes another video eventually, how fat do we think she'll be? She's gotta be gaining like crazy.
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(Artist's Interpretation)
 
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She'd probably kill just to even have her old body from 9 years ago. She's so fucked
Her organs speed ran through life just trying to keep that burden of a refrigerator shaped body going. They're probably in the same condition as organs of an eighty year old grandma.

It will be over soon doesn't matter if she stays 600 or diets down to 400.
 
YouTube catching on to Fat Amber being an asshole is great. I hope it continues.

If she makes another video eventually, how fat do we think she'll be? She's gotta be gaining like crazy.
Stress eating with her supportive gf and backstabbing bestie - she is having a blast
If YouTube starts mass deleting her videos, i think she can convert to livestreaming, right?
 
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