Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Miltank]

It’s always the shittiest mothers that are always being assured via comments on their kids pictures what a great parent they are, it’s a telltale sign.

Kinda like how it’s always the most toxic & abusive couples that use “babe” with each other like it’s going out of style.

I think things like these are a type of delusional Hail Mary. As if saying those names or phrases somehow wills the opposite of what is happening into existence.

 

[1039]

Why bother raising your own adorable daughter when you could spend your time feeding Amberlynn Reid instead? "You are a very good mother, Emily". Fuck you, Jennifer Franz.

Why does the kid live with the dad? I wonder if Emily did something bad where it was decided it was better the kid lived with the dad. Does she get every other week time with the kid? Will she spend Christmas with her daughter? Maybe that's why AL isn't sure if she'll do vlogmas if there's a kid running around. AL didn't think through what it's like being with someone that has to (should be) putting their kid first and Emily probably didn't think through what it's like to have a 600 pound toddler stuck in the house needing attention all of the time since colleen was in the nursing home and her husband was able to take care of himself.

 

[fartbucket]

Does she get every other week time with the kid? Will she spend Christmas with her daughter? Maybe that's why AL isn't sure if she'll do vlogmas if there's a kid running around.

I thought the Daughter and Father live in California or some other state? Or am I misremembering?

 

[Boolean Bitch]

How much money do we think ALR makes on youtube now? Can Amber still afford her own apartment if she needs to pay rent on her own?

Just kidding. Seriously though, I think it was estimating her earnings at around $2000/month (actually maybe $3K) before her long break and all of the old video removals screwed up the calculations.

Forget rent though... earning around/less than $2,000/month for this month (due to not uploading for weeks), how could she afford FOOD?!? How is Slommus affording to feed her pet hippo?

Crazy theory about the apartment - do you think that Amber's canceled her monthly lease on the place, but will give her audience some stupid bullshit story about something happening to the unit, so she can't go back to it? Remember all of her vlogs about fire alarms? You think she'll make up a story that while she was with Slommus, an adjacent unit caught fire and her unit was damaged from the fire. And they've offered her another unit, but her ANGZITE just won't let her live there anymore? Or maybe a flood. Or maybe RADON, I don't know. I mean, she has to come up with SOMETHING to fill her vlogs with.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Why does the kid live with the dad? I wonder if Emily did something bad where it was decided it was better the kid lived with the dad. Does she get every other week time with the kid? Will she spend Christmas with her daughter? Maybe that's why AL isn't sure if she'll do vlogmas if there's a kid running around. AL didn't think through what it's like being with someone that has to (should be) putting their kid first and Emily probably didn't think through what it's like to have a 600 pound toddler stuck in the house needing attention all of the time since colleen was in the nursing home and her husband was able to take care of himself.

It is pretty unusual for the dad to be granted primary custody, no offense to dads.
Emily probably straight up told dad/judge that she didn’t want a kid weighing her down Casey Anthony style, which is shitty but safer for her to admit.
That or dad found Emily’s online feeder antics and petitioned for primary custody out of concern for the child.

 

[MischiefEm]

It probably won't, but this pig can just become a squatter. Even in Wisconsin, she can squat for a long time, basically being a rubber booger for the pervert (love that for hurr)!

Maybe the pervert can film us a grody porn from the Don Q Inn. Maybe the pig can give us a Rocky Rococo mookbong! Swiss Colony hauls ahoy!

If she squats, Emily can just make Ambers life miserable by refusing to bring her the foods she wants or by never taking her out of the house. While AL has lived alone in her apartment, she was familiar with where she was. It might be different out of state. Also, Emily can put locks on her bedroom and lock hamhock out of all bedrooms. There is so much she could do to make Amber miserable.

 

[Clotso Coof]

do you think that Amber's canceled her monthly lease on the place, but will give her audience some stupid bullshit story about something happening to the unit, so she can't go back to it?

I hope she says her apartment was destroyed by Hurricane Helene. She knows nothing about geography and can't even find Russia on a map, so she probably thinks that's plausible. I love when deathfats make up completely absurd lies about commonly known facts.

It’s always the shittiest mothers that are always being assured via comments on their kids pictures what a great parent they are, it’s a telltale sign.

Great point. When people see pics of most kids, they'll talk about how much fun the kid is having, or how cute the kid's outfit is.

Who just robotically answers "You are a good mother"? It's weird.

It sounds like, "So, you managed to not starve that kid to death yet? I thought you abandoned her in the snack aisle at Walmart last week?"

Emily probably straight up told dad/judge that she didn’t want a kid weighing her down Casey Anthony style, which is shitty but safer for her to admit.

That's my guess. It's also possible she had a severe addiction problem when the kid was young and lost custody. She's might have switched out a drug addiction for feeding fatties to death.

If she squats, Emily can just make Ambers life miserable by refusing to bring her the foods she wants

I'd sit in front of Amber eating a bacon cheeseburger while she starves.

 

[Constellationzero]

If she squats, Emily can just make Ambers life miserable by refusing to bring her the foods she wants or by never taking her out of the house. While AL has lived alone in her apartment, she was familiar with where she was. It might be different out of state. Also, Emily can put locks on her bedroom and lock hamhock out of all bedrooms. There is so much she could do to make Amber miserable.

And Ambahh can CAWL DA POH-LEECE! Steven Assanti style for not ordering her more Culvers on doordash.

Cuts bolth ways. I'm here for it.

 

[Peerless Cucumber]

I thought the Daughter and Father live in California or some other state? Or am I misremembering?

You might be thinking of the dead fiancee, Colleen. She was in Arizona (Tucson area iirc.. or was that Casey?), and her brother was thrust into gorl world when the eulogy popped up on here. He messaged a reaction channel (Jordy maybe?) and left replies to comments on his socials about not wanting his family to be part of whatever Emily's gotten herself into. Her baby daddy doesn't seem to have ever left the Oshkosh area, and she might be close enough to have regular visitation with the kid, but I'll bet she can't be assed to do it or is often told to stay the fuck away (I based this idea on Alexis claiming the baby daddy's gf/wife/whatever messaged her claiming they don't want their children to be part of any of this).

This is all speculation based on snooping, but it looks like Emily interacts with the baby daddy on Threads or other social sites, and he never replies or interacts with her. I only call this speculation because I can't remember which fat white guy she was interacting with - the baby daddy or Colleen's brother.

 

[Texas Pete's w1lly]

I was trying to remember what Emily's head situation was reminding me of, because it looked vaguely familiar.

Found it!

 

[Miltank]

I was trying to remember what Emily's head situation was reminding me of, because it looked vaguely familiar.

Found it!

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Emily FrAntz

 

[Constellationzero]

Spoiler: The pervert nose situation type deal moment

Spoiler: The pervert head situation type deal moment

 

[FatalTater]

I would love it if Amber is still paying for her apartment in OK while shacking up with Emily in WI just to be able to say "Nuh-uh, I'm not moving in after one date, haydurs!" when she totally is. Waste all that money, gorl.

As for Emily's kid not living with her... in my personal experience there are only two reasons that a mom doesn't have primary custody of kids, either the mom did something horrible (think drug or violent crime conviction) so it's too dangerous for a child to be with her, OR she shoves the kids at the dad so she can go party unencumbered. I've never seen any other situation.

I just hope Emily's daughter takes after other family members, because Emily is one goofy looking lady.

 

[Clotso Coof]

in my personal experience there are only two reasons that a mom doesn't have primary custody of kids

That's been my experience too. Even shitty disinterested mothers usually have at least half time custody, even if they openly resent their own children and hate having them around. Loving fathers are lucky to get half time custody, if that.

I think disinterested mothers are too afraid of the social stigma to say, "You know what, husband I'm divorcing? I'd rather not take the kids with me. Can I just be a weekend visitation mother instead?" Men are allowed to say that, though.

 

[1039]

I would love it if Amber is still paying for her apartment in OK while shacking up with Emily in WI just to be able to say "Nuh-uh, I'm not moving in after one date, haydurs!" when she totally is. Waste all that money, gorl.

As for Emily's kid not living with her... in my personal experience there are only two reasons that a mom doesn't have primary custody of kids, either the mom did something horrible (think drug or violent crime conviction) so it's too dangerous for a child to be with her, OR she shoves the kids at the dad so she can go party unencumbered. I've never seen any other situation.

I just hope Emily's daughter takes after other family members, because Emily is one goofy looking lady.

Emily has a good job and is able to handle a mortgage on her own, and a house with a few bedrooms so all of that would've looked good in getting custody. Instead of letting her kid live with her she lets AL live with her.

 

[Anal Del Rey]

Destiny is officially married and well it looks like a mess

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

Destiny is officially married and well it looks like a mess

God these people are so fucking fat.

That being said they do look happy. Fat and stupid but happy.

I wonder which one is gonna be the one to actually slip and fall when they try to scam Walmart.

Personally I would go with the fat one that isn’t Dusty mainly because she still has some feminine characteristics left and that might win over a sympathetic judge or jury.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

Destiny is officially married and well it looks like a mess

Computer, magnify section B6...

Awesome.

 

[Even more 8008135]

Destiny's so goddamn fat that I'm getting Obelix vibes from those pants.

 

[pippeyyy]

Destiny is officially married and well it looks like a mess

I give it a year before we start seeing vague posts about being cheated on and other lesbian drama