Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[powdered toast]

Out having the best night of your life....while rarity is dying in the cold alone. Nice one Amber. Glad you could have some fun.

Anyway, as is a habit..

Emily N Franz Feeder Mobile is a Blue Ram Pickup

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You know what makes this a superior Feeder Mobile? Well besides the obvious stronger suspension capable of hauling Hambone and all her feed..

See the thing next to our plump purple fat bag? Its the middle seat of the bench seat!

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And ladies, if you've ever been with a sensual pick-up man who chose the bench seat option you know what a bench seat is good for...road head... and..

Them LAYGS
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See, no console in the middle on the floor, unlimited ankle ball room, and she can spill into that middle seat as much as she likes. But she aint getting that seat belt buckled.

But how did she climb into this? Don't these trucks sit high?

 

[Mother Gooseberry]

But how did she climb into this? Don't these trucks sit high?

Tommy got her a little stepping stool for that purpose. I wonder how many times she’s accidentally stepped on her ankle balls trying to get in

 

[Tiresome]

I wonder how many times she’s accidentally stepped on her ankle balls trying to get in

It's not every day you hear the worst thing you've ever heard on the Internet but well done

 

[Bill Evans 45]

Twonkie proof of life

Superb Twonk pull away and side eye at 0.14.

. I can also believe Tommy could buy a suite

Everyone is forgetting the other income stream that these two have. Feeders pay big bucks for personalized content.

 

[Unreachable Twat]

Oh wow, a 600lb woman made it to a concert to sit in the only nosebleed seat she could get in a private booth away from the gawkers. She was hauled there in a truck meant to load hundreds of pounds of equipment but it handled her.

Every episode of My 600lb Life has people this size doing more than this. The shower scene, the trip to the grocery store. Hell, some of them even waddle into their own trucks and drive through the drive through themselves. Doesn't mean they're not 99% housebound like She who Films Every Video in Front Of the Same Wall.

Conclusion: just because Emily was able to haul her to her special seat at the concert doesn't negate the fact that she still can't wipe her own holes or stand for longer than 30-45 seconds.

 

[✨Tard-Star✨]

Oh wow, a 600lb woman made it to a concert to sit in the only nosebleed seat she could get in a private booth away from the gawkers.

Did anyone else catch that amby and fed Bundy switched seats in the concert vlog?

 

[lol cow supreme]

But how did she climb into this? Don't these trucks sit high?

Not terribly high, but that would be interesting to watch. Might be why we've not seen her get out of the truck. Once she's in, she's in. We've seen her in this truck without Emily twice. Once at the gas station, and today.

They have running boards that help you step in. Maybe Emily pulls up by the curb to help her out, or keeps a stool in the bed.

 

[Hot CILF in your area]

Fat AL at a concert? I'll believe it when I see it. Just getting to a stadium venue seat would require a higher combined amount of standing and walking than our gorl has done in the last couple of years.

Only way I could see it happening would be that Tommy, established death feeder, degenerate and deadbeat mother, had a mobility scooter lying around from her last prey and got Amber a wheelchair seat.

best night of my life.

Spoiler: November 22nd, 2024 Archive

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Well I'll be, consider me believing. Also I suppose keeping all her ugly and tacky clothing from the gaycare/bedbound/(soon to be no longer) highest weight era is paying off.

Love that for her

 

[Xenomorph]

Why am I still seeing people think Amberlynn is heading anywhere back to OKC. She is not leaving the bitch moved in. Look at the bullshit about her Nintendo Switch, she left it, for her Mom and her Bf to clean up/throw out/sell whatever was left in her old place. Only thing is, Amber's Mother was the last to know about her moving plans.
This is why they are not on speaking terms, I am sure her Mother gave her some static about Amber's choices and Amber let loose all the shit she's been holding in about MUH MENTULZ MUH CHILDHOOD MUH MUH MUH and Christine decided to cut the cancer (Amber) off.
Everyone knew the whole lie about Amber "forgiving" her Mom was a ploy to get her to do shit with and for her until the next victim came around.
Amber had one more big lie and that was to use her Mother and her Bf's good graces after dragging their muffler to deposit this gigantic malodorous turd to her next toilet but giving them the pleasure of cleaning and clearing out her sty. The fat shit moved in months ago there is no visit, Amber doesn't "visit" love interests. She's in, she's settled, the bitch prolly gets mail there already.
This is a still shot from her new video holy fuck how horrifying, looking every bit of the monster she is. Her eyes go black and dormant like a sharks does when its about to attack and I am more than sure something of the food variety is on standby just out of frame.

 

[worst strain of autism]

what if Rarity is already dead and it's like those parents who kill their kids and report them missing? could she be afraid of the backlash from whatever happened so is just acting like shes missing and shes shoooo sad about it, imo may explain why she isnt looking (aside from the obvious)

 

[scoootiepuff]

Yeah she managed to stuff herself into that seat, but BARELY and it looked very uncomfortable. It had to hurt sitting there with those big arm rests digging into her for 3+ hrs. And you guys were right about the other concert goers. There was another huge bitch that might rival Amber right next to them that she kept showing in the background. Hard to tell because I could only see glimpses of her top half. That must be who they made "concert friends" with, because if you've never been to a concert, believe her that's a thing. She's an expert now that she's been to her first concert at 30-whatever the fuck years old she is.

 

[Constellationzero]

best night of my life.

Spoiler: November 22nd, 2024 Archive

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Okay, not watching all that, but I saw the pervert's nose. Pervert resembles:

* Jimmy Durante
* A Punch doll
* Lady Elaine Fairchilde (also a Punch doll)

 

[Agoodpotroast]

Yeah she managed to stuff herself into that seat, but BARELY and it looked very uncomfortable. It had to hurt sitting there with those big arm rests digging into her for 3+ hrs. And you guys were right about the other concert goers. There was another huge bitch that might rival Amber right next to them that she kept showing in the background. Hard to tell because I could only see glimpses of her top half. That must be who they made "concert friends" with, because if you've never been to a concert, believe her that's a thing. She's an expert now that she's been to her first concert at 30-whatever the fuck years old she is.

I wasn't able to reply to the comment I wanted to so I'll reply. I work at a venue where I service the suites and it's really not worth the hype in my opinion. But usually they're reserved by big corporations that probably just want the privacy and comfort of a separate space. For Amber, I know exactly what it probably is. Suites usually have a dedicated attendant so she had an avenue to order food without having to get her fatass up. And the food isn't usually much better than consessions unless you're in the penthouse. I've seen some pretty crazy bills ($1000+) over some popcorn and hamburgers.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

Amber never thought she'd be capable to experience this, but she was capable. "You're capable of anything you put your mind to. Use me for motivation".

Bitch, capable of WHAT exactly?! Motivation for what? Fed Bundy arranged the tickets, shoved you into her truck, drove you 3 hours and parked in the VIP parking, helped you walk through a hallway, and squished you into a seat that was 3 sizes too small. Then she hauled you up, walked you to the truck, stuffed you in, drove you 3 hours back home, and helped you hurple into the house.

So... what part did you do that's motivating, Amber? Exist?

Also, check out the pants all the way over the shoes. One, gross for using your pant legs to mop a stadium floor, and then to have them mop your floor at home. And two, I think gorl is TRYING for a slip and fall to more firmly wedge herself into Slommus' house.



Amber again pretends that she's talking to her mom.. and that her mom was "grateful" for Amber sharing clips of the concert, because Kristine *really* wanted to go to the concert. Yeah sure. I'll take "Shit that didn't happen" for $200, Alex.

Fuck off, Amber. Go find you cat.

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Slightly off topic (off topic of the concert and missing cat, but not off topic to Amber). I think I've found the self-improvement plan that Ambo follows for her incredible success. Seriously, she practices all 7 highly-effective habits religiously:

 

[DeadNotSleeping]

So Amber did end up sitting in the Penthouse suite.

Here is the view from her seat. I think she was sitting in section p27 or more likely p28.

Here is the view from p27. I think her seat is a little more to the left.
The penthouse suites are for about 12 or 14 people, and in her vlog, she talks about becoming concert friends with the girls next to her, so the penthouse tickets were all sold separately to different groups. Penthouse suites start at $4,900 for sports games but differ for concerts. Penthouses also come with an insane amount of food and a personal attendant so Hamber wouldn't have to lift a finger for on-demand food.

Here's the menu for the penthouse suites, Im not sure how the menu would be decided if the penthouse suite was sold to separate groups? There's also a bar in the room so I wonder if Big Al stayed sober. Honestly, the Penthouse suites are pretty out of date and are an affordable option for private rooms. Hamber was living her rich girl childhood dreams.

Here's what's advertised as the Penthouse suite but I saw some worse rooms on tiktok.
Now just for fun here is today's (weight unknown) amber vs July 10, 2019 (570lbs) Amber

I know she's aged a lot in 5 years and the lighting and angle are a little different but god damn she's massive right now. Her ears are gone and eaten by the fat.

Edit: Tickets for Billie Eilish November 13 Penthouse tickets were $7,719 for 12 tickets so if Nov 14 was similar prices Emily paid $1300ish for both tickets. Depending on where she bought them it could have been more or less.

 

[Peepeekakaland]

Penthouses also come with an insane amount of food and a personal attendant so Hamber wouldn't have to lift a finger for on-demand food.

Good find, Emily was fully hard from the moment Big AL struggled to get to the Ram all the way to the penthouse catering, this present wasn't only about big Al , Emily got to see her pig struggling to walk, fit in a chair or yk breathe all while shoveling food and alcohol up her gut, this is a win win for both.

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

lurk more, you sound retarded.

so retarded I was right about her going and the suite. I'm telling you tommy has money to burn on her fetishes. She doesn't have her kid live with her, and the fact big al thought she was just going to buy her a switch suggests that she already has offered her expensive thing before. I'll bet she's probably paying her entire food bill as well.

 

[FatalTater]

"You're capable of anything you put your mind to. Use me for motivation."

So yeah, if you are someone's fetish object, find a hookup on the internet, immediately move into their house and let them do things for you, you can do anything! Motivation!

Ew, HoeBagLynn!

 

[Even more 8008135]

So rat-faced Mommy spent $1300 to take her new internet feedee to a special concert eXpErIeNcE.

Imagine how her kid feels about that. Goddamn.

 

[Xenomorph]

Amber loves to lust over Billie Eyelash I bet she bleached another pair of black pants