Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 550 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,620 74.5%

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Thought on this Reddit theory?
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I've been to the United Center twice to see the Blackhawks play. Most of the seats are small and uncomfortable. The walkways are steep and long, and the space between rows is tight. I doubt she would fit in any general seating and she 100% didn't do standing tickets. Seating for concerts is as follows, floor seats, standing room only, 100 - 300 lvl, and club seating.
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This is 100-300 lvl seating (121 specifically) None of the chair armrests move so I can't imagine her seating in these and I'm pretty small and still had trouble getting comfortable in these seats. I can't imagine her sitting in these seats or even fitting between the rows.

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Floor seats are just folding chairs and I don't think Hamber would fit, if I were her I'd be scared to try to sit on those.

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These are the BMO club seats. The arms do not move, and I don't think she'd fit comfortably in them.

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These are the theater/ Michelob Ultra club seats and also do not have movable armrests, but they are a little wider. Still looks way too small for our gorl and I don't think she's even can squeeze through most of the rows to get into the seat.

I saw on Reddit that someone was comparing her tiktok posted on 11/14 and saying that it was taken from a club suite, so I'm just going to compare as well.
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Here is a screenshot from her tiktok posted 11/14 (be right back, about to live out my dream). Redditors speculated that this was taken in her suite at the Billie concert. She is wearing a black top and she doesn't have eye jewels on. Note the picture frame behind her and the black couch.
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Here is a screenshot from her latest video (I can't believe this happened posted 11/20) She wearing a burgundy top with eye jewels.

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Here are several screenshots of (in order) lower lvl suites, lower lvl suites, penthouse suites, club suites, lower lvl suites, more penthouse suites. I do think the couches vaguely look alike as do the actual picture frames, size, and color. But all the pictures in the suites are mostly of Kane and Toews and basketball pictures. The picture from her tiktok is not sports-related at all.
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Chicago is 3 hours from Big Al and she already gets pretty swollen from car rides, then navigating a packed arena to find her seats sounds like a lot for her. All the club seats and suites have private elevators and concords but they would still be pretty busy. Concerts like this typically get very hot very quickly and id imagine she'd need water and air frequently.
 
So basically she went to a suite to see Billie. Wouldn't that ruin the experience ? Like is it even a concert at this point? Does it have the same sound doubt it. Amber out here trying to convince us she can do anything , but she can't do something as simple as attending a concert. Now imagine how hard this made the feeder, accommodating her disabled wife. 'Yes I'd like to book a suite because my fatass feedee don't do crowds she swells,I want a private suite with catering so I can shovel food in her mouth while she's singing away at Billie's crappy songs'. Now imagine you have the choice of living a normal life and what you do with it? You disable yourself and live a life less fulfilling than a cripple , with a murderer by your side, Amber(34) truly out here living the dream (going to a concert) maybe Emily didn't even pay for this , she just contacted make a wish
 
Any pictures or videos from the concert? Telling us about the concert is one thing, but showing us is another. I would have thought that she would have shown something on TikTok or Instagram, but no. Perhaps, it will be in an upcoming vlog with a clickbait title. Where is your cat, Amber?

Her explanation that she can’t drink anymore because it interferes with Emily’s medication does not make sense. It is Emily who should not drink, but it has nothing to do with Amber.

From the photos of the house, there are 7 steps going downstairs and 9 steps going upstairs. If she is having trouble walking these, she is becoming less and less mobile.

The not drinking it struck me as a "togetherness" thing. Shes trying to attach to her so much in order to get the go ahead to move in. Anything she can do with or empathize with slommy is amber just getting her trotter in the door and try to get her way.
 
I just can’t see Amber going to a concert and not doing multiple tiktoks, spamming her instagram story lol. She’s a narcissist and loves to show off a false reality.
Agree, only explanation is if she filmed them on the day and then stashed them in drafts so she could release them when the vlog came out so it'd be a surprise she could build up to in videos.

Before the Rarity drama happened, she alluded to "big exciting news coming" and "exciting videos coming up". I reckon she pre-filmed a series of vlogs "get ready with me to go see Billie Eilish", "road trip with me to go see Billie Eilish", a shaky cam tinny audio concert vlog full of filtered footage of her and Emily making moon eyes at each other. I bet she just filmed a bunch of Tik Toks at the time to release with the vlog.

I bet Rarity going missing really pissed Amber off because it cast a big shadow over her plan. That's why she seemed so annoyed about reaction channels finding the missing cat poster and having to make a video addressing it.
 
I'm really not buying the five thousand dollar private room to see them. But that's just my opinion. Now, can Emily afford that? Sure, I'm sure she can. Let's say they did exactly that.

Now -- Let us review the subtle implications of spending $5,000 on a one-night event, on a fetish love interest you've known for less than 6 months, when you have a daughter you don't have custody of AND with Christmas coming up. These are heavy negative implications that the child surely will not understand now - but will have been painstakingly documented by autists, so that as she comes of age she can take in the full extent of her mother's neglect. It's a good thing the child is currently too young to suffer the entire emotional blow of Emily's actions. I feel like dogshit for that little girl just thinking about it.
 
Hmm, very interesting. If this is true, and Tommy indeed splurged for Premium seats, then perhaps we misjudged her?

Not on the fact that she is a degenerate deadbeat mom, but if I may present a (somewhat deranged) theory, perhaps she doesn't want Amber to go back to Oklahoma and is currently playing 4D Chess, nay, 5D Checkers with our gorl? While Amber would move in in a heartbeat, Tommy needs to "tenderize" her first. While Amber is already scrambling to try to get Tommy to accept her into her home, Tommy is increasing the pressure by dropping financial bombs that fulfill Amber's need to eternally LARP as a stunted teen.

All this while making Amber obey her rules. Tommy may very well be aware of our gorl's desperation, and intends to fully capitalize on it, having Amber surrender more and more of her power into Tommy's hands. She will have no other choice.

And after that, should Tommy beat or abuse her? What would Amber do? She's too fat and immobile to leave. The dryness and boredom of her content would further financially cripple her. Not like she could call up mommy to get her, or fish for another desperate lesbian to do it. And besides, how would she get all her vapid fullfillment?
She needs Tommy.
So let's apply this 5D Checkers Tommy theory to the current Rarity situation:

Option 1: Rarity has genuinely fled
In the case that Rarity genuinely fled the house and there is no fuckery involved, Tommy could swoop in, acting supportive while Hamber's already shaky mentulz leave the building entirely, and assuring her that she can stay while Rarity's still out there (and in turn implying that may not be the case if Rarity were there, in turn imposing a soft time limit that runs out the more unlikely the cat's survival gets, or perhaps making Amber hope that she doesn't return).

Option 2: Rarity is "missing" and Tommy is keeping her from Amber
In that case, Rarity did get out when Amber left the door open, but Tommy has found her and, unbeknownst to Amber, is keeping her safe in a location the Hambeast can't find (which, let's be real, could be as easy as keeping Rarity in a room upstairs). In this case, Tommy could present herself as the hero, and would further establish that Amber needs Tommy.

Option 3: Rarity never went missing, Amber and Tommy are in on it
This one would also establish that Amber needs Tommy, but it would also set the precedent of them being in on a lie on Amber's channel, and, if Amber can lie for her benefit, with enough desperation, Tommy could make her lie to Amber's detriment (so as to keep up the façade of a happy couple to "own the haydurs").

Anyway sorry for the armchair psychology, I'll accept my puzzle pieces now.
Not that I'd expect Tommy to be some manipulative genius mastermind, but considering all the stuff that's been revealed, you never know.

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I found this comment under her latest upload, could be a troll, or could be something.
It's never a good sign when the post starts with "SOMEONE said..." No source. No info. All vague. Also claiming they found Rarity at "one of your local animal shelters." Again, no name. No leads. If "SOMEONE" did find Rarity, why not give details on WHERE? Why be this vague?
My first instinct is it's a troll. Or someone stupid enough to repeat something without questioning or confirming it for themself. But let's humor them. It's easy enough to confirm or deny their claims. Let's look through every animal shelter, humane society, animal rescue establishment in Oshkosh and all surrounding cities.

Oshkosh Area Humane Society
1925 Shelter Ct, Oshkosh, WI 54901
www.oahs.org/available-cats/
No cat that looks like Rarity pictured.

N.e.w. Pawsibilities
2300 Algoma Blvd, Oshkosh, WI 54901
No website.

Equine Assisted Activities and Therapies
3788 W Breezewood Ln, Oshkosh, WI 54904
www.facebook.com/BusyHAcresEquestrianCenter/
All horses, unsurprisingly, but I'm covering all bases.

Those are the animal shelters located in Oshkosh. We'll have to look further for more.

Neenah Animal Shelter
951 County Road G, Neenah, WI 54956
www.neenahanimalshelter.org/adoptable-pets.html
No cat that looks like Rarity pictured.

Orphan Animal Rescue And Sanctuary Inc
810 S Commercial St, Neenah, WI 54956
www.orphananimalrescue.org/adopt#HowtoAdopt
Under "see adoptable cats", no cat that looks like Rarity pictured.

J&R Aquatic Animal Rescue
976 American Dr, Neenah, WI 54956
www.jraar.org/pets
I knew there'd be no cats, but I'm still covering all bases.

Still nothing. Let's go even FARTHER away.

Fox Valley Humane Association
N115 Two Mile Rd, Appleton, WI 54914
www.foxvalleypets.org/adoption/adoptable-pets/
No cat that looks like Rarity pictured.

Critter Junction Pet Rescue
154 Satterlee St, Fond Du Lac, WI 54935
www.critterjunctionpetrescue.org/adoptables-1.html
No cat that looks like Rarity pictured.

Lucky Dog Rescue
75 Elm Acres Dr, Fond Du Lac, WI 54935
luckydoggyrescue.org/pages/available-cats-1
I'm glad I searched EVERY animal rescue. I would assume this place would have only dogs, but they do have a few cats. There is a grey cat with white markings, but it's a 2-year old male with a black marking on its nose and the white markings are totally not Rarity's.

Fond du Lac Humane Society
652 Triangle Rd, Fond Du Lac, WI 54935
www.fdlhumane.org/pet_types/cat/
They have some grey cats (both male) and no white markings. No sign of Rarity.

Rescue Me Now
1270 Oneida St, Menasha, WI 54952
www.rescuemeinc.org/
I've looked all over this site and can't find Rarity.

At this point, Rarity would have had to trek quite a distance, yet I still keep looking...

Saving Snouts
N255 Debruin Rd, Kaukauna, Wi 54130
savingsnouts.org
These are all pigs. Literal pigs.

RoseBerry Bird Rescue
609 Jackson St, Little Chute, WI 54140
www.roseberrybirdrescue.org/
These are all birds. Again, covering all bases just in case.

Unforgettable Underdogs Dog Rescue
www.unforgettableunderdogs.org/
All dogs.

911 Dog Rescue Inc
W3239 Schmidt Rd, Brillion, Wi 54110
dog.rescueme.org/Wisconsin
All dogs.

Other shelters without websites:
De Pere Wi Lions Club in De Pere, WI
Amvets in Neenah, WI

At this point, I'm getting frustrated. But what if Rarity swam 10+ miles across Lake Winnebago???

Eastshore Humane Association
1100 Park St, Chilton, WI 53014
www.eastshoreha.org/pets-available
The closest is a pure grey kitten that's "available soon" for adoption and a grey male cat that's about to be adopted. No cat that looks like Rarity.

I'm not ready to give up now. I noticed one of the animal shelters used petfinder.com to list their animals. Let's look through every cat found who is an adult female grey & white cat in the entire state of Wisconsin. I also checked the seniors to cover all bases.

petfinder.com/search/cats-for-adoption/us/wisconsin/?age%5B0%5D=Adult&age%5B1%5D=Senior&color%5B0%5D=Gray+%26+White&gender%5B0%5D=female&include_transportable=0&sort%5B0%5D=recently_added

Nothing.

Okay, let's look through every adult female grey & white female cat in the entire country. Luckily, Rarity has very distinctive markings on her muzzle, chest, and paws.
www.petfinder.com/search/cats-for-adoption/?age%5B0%5D=Adult&age%5B1%5D=Senior&color%5B0%5D=Gray+%26+White&gender%5B0%5D=female&sort%5B0%5D=recently_added

I got jumpscared with...

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The closest I could find was a cat that kinda/sorta looked like Rarity, though its markings were slightly off, but I wasn't going to completely rule it off in the off-chance Rarity's markings shifted for some mysterious reason. I completely ruled it out when I saw the cat was located in Alabama.
I'm done.
 
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I don't know if this holds any weight but it's interesting if true.

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A comment on Karina's ''Amberlynn Reid's Girlfriend Tommy Speaks Out on Cat Rarity Insta Story!'' video.
"a few days ago, someone came to Tommy's home in a car and brought the pets to the home, she didn't have twinkie or her cats with her when she left to see Tommy."

This is completely false. KiTA- is a total liar. How do we know? Because we've seen Rarity and Wasabi in videos before Rarity went missing.

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Wasabi is seen in Amber's video "addressing everything." uploaded November 14, 2024.

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We saw Rarity October 23, 2024. A month ago.

I get it. GorlWorld is stupid. All you have to say is "It's been confirmed that Emily owns two gigantic, vicious German Shepherds Emily refuses to train, who probably ripped Rarity apart" without a single shred of proof and Redditors and reaction channels alike will repeat the stupid lie ad nauseum for days/weeks until someone questions where they got that information. I see the trolls are out full force after quite a few ridiculous lies made it very far for a long time because no one wants to fact check.
 

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So basically she went to a suite to see Billie. Wouldn't that ruin the experience ? Like is it even a concert at this point? Does it have the same sound doubt it. Amber out here trying to convince us she can do anything , but she can't do something as simple as attending a concert. Now imagine how hard this made the feeder, accommodating her disabled wife. 'Yes I'd like to book a suite because my fatass feedee don't do crowds she swells,I want a private suite with catering so I can shovel food in her mouth while she's singing away at Billie's crappy songs'. Now imagine you have the choice of living a normal life and what you do with it? You disable yourself and live a life less fulfilling than a cripple , with a murderer by your side, Amber(34) truly out here living the dream (going to a concert) maybe Emily didn't even pay for this , she just contacted make a wish
I never understood the hype of the suites. You're either sequestered away in what feels like a hotel meeting room watching on a screen, or you go out to the balcony and you're in the nosebleeds. Maybe the allure (other than the food and finding a seat large enough for her shelf) is feeling superior to the plebs down below sitting in the stadium elbow-to-elbow, or crammed balls-to-butt in the standing area? I don't know.

I would hope that Make a Wish didn't waste resources on this shitbag (aren't they for kids?), but the solution might be simplier. Some suites are held for the season by wealthy individuals or businesses. Emily's dad being the former Fire Chief probably gave him the connections to get the suite at a really good price for this event (possibly even free as a favour). The business/individual who has this box for the seaon likely only really cares about the basketball and hockey games, and has no interest in seeing some gen z teeny-bopper on stage (or dealing with the particular crowd who would go see her).

I have no proof of this. It's just a theory, but I've seen this happen before.

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I found this comment under her latest upload, could be a troll, or could be something.

ETA: Same person commented under Karina Kaboom's latest upload.
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Regardless of whether this was a troll or not, Amber should have already gone to every single shelter, vet clinic/office, AND pet supply store (as people who work/shop there would be sympathetic to the situation of a missing pet) in the area. She should have given all of them a few posters with a picture of Rarity, Amber's contact information, area she went missing, and incidentals about the cat's appearance (especially ones that can't be seen in the photo) and behavioural quirks. And she should be at the very least calling (if not physically visiting) the shelters every few days to follow up, as they're busy and may have taken Rarity in without connecting Rarity to the poster. I'm guessing she never thought to do that, though. Just like she never thought to put clothing/blankets that smell like Amber outside, or to actually go outside to look for her instead of checking camera feeds on her cellphone... Or, you know, never thought to CLOSE THE DAMN DOOR!

This is all instinctual to everyone reading this thread... but concern for other living creatures is as foreign to her as reading/writing in binary is for us.

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(Go FUCK YOURSELF Ambo!)

I don't know if this holds any weight but it's interesting if true.

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A comment on Karina's ''Amberlynn Reid's Girlfriend Tommy Speaks Out on Cat Rarity Insta Story!'' video.
Hmmm... but If Amber has never left the house... How do they know what TikToks she's filmed but never showed us? How do they know the details of what Amber and Tommy have been fighting about? (Unless they could hear them across the entire neighbourhood, but that feels like a reach). How did they physically see her let the cat out the patio door? We saw the dog and cats in one of the earlier videos when Amber first moved there, so they were in the house. This sounds like someone has taken all of the speculation around Amber on Reddit and has created a self-inseert fantasy (with one degree of separation to try and create plausibility) about it.

@lol cow supreme's post with the top down view of the house:

His post with an image of the back door with privacy fence that this person's "friend" SAW Amber let Rarity out from:

BONUS CONTENT: His prediction on Rarity's fate:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/amberlynn-reid.23570/post-19884603)

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@Hayduraide your first picture of the cat tail might actually be Emily's beige cat with the dark tail (I think you said his name was Daniel, and that he was a ragdoll something or other)? Daniel looks like he has a soft, smooth, and fluffy dark brown tail. I think Wasabi's fur is darker, and has a heavier and more coarse (and UNBRUSHED) texture. That probably doesn't matter, though, as we know that Wasabi hides, and has probably spent every minute when he's not eating or pooping hidden in the dark corner of a closet in the house. That second tail pic is 100% Rarity, though.
 
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