Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[PiggyPie]

AL teaches us how to cook the same disgusting soup she makes in all her "cook with me"videos

It would be great to see some side-by-side pictures, but Amy rarely stands or shows her full body unless she's sitting. But I think you're right in that Amberlynn may be the bigger of the two now.

Challenge accepted.... although it is difficult to tell who the bigger one is since they both barely fit in the frames. I think that Amy is shorter and her fupa is definitely bigger but overall, I have to agree that AL is the winner here

 

[DuckSucker]

Haha, did Destiny try to like, gut-punch her brother in this video at around 7:50-7:54? The fuck was that? She almost punched him in the dick. Like, kids tried to do this to me in middle school. Come on.

Maybe she fell on him or something but I swear I saw her try to pull a punch. Who does that? You arent somebody's stereotypical-80's-movie-asshole-older-brother, Destiny. You look like youre about 6 inches shorter and 100-something pounds on the guy.

He walks in the door and immediately Destiny' on him, like, "Happy birthday, faggot, here's your birthday dickpunch!"

I kinda want to change my username to Birthday Dickpunch.

 

[PropaGONDA]

AL teaches us how to cook the same disgusting soup she makes in all her "cook with me"videos

AL makes the same rendition of this soup all the time and adamantly states it's healthy because potatoes are veggies, carbs aren't bad u guise!! No wonder she's swelling up like a balloon, with all the sodium in that cauldron of crap she makes.

Omg, when she gets the seasoning packets you can catch a glimpse of her real diet. There's packets of Taco Bell hot sauce everywhere in that drawer. She'll probably claim on a later vlog or stream "it's not mine, it's Destiny's".

Speaking of which, Destiny looks visibly annoyed to be around her, especially in this video.

 

[pickleniggo]

Oh Amberlynn. The reason why people request "Cook with me" videos is because they want to judge the fuck out of you. After all the crying about haters, you'd think she'd be smarter than this but nope.
Everyone should be asking for "exercise with me" vids instead. Every day. Like twice a day.

 

[PropaGONDA]

Oh Amberlynn. The reason why people request "Cook with me" videos is because they want to judge the fuck out of you. After all the crying about haters, you'd think she'd be smarter than this but nope.
Everyone should be asking for "exercise with me" vids instead. Every day. Like twice a day.

People do request an exercise with me, or even a "walk with me". I don't even see many people asking for mukbangs or cook with me videos in comparison. On YouNow she has claimed several times that she does walk Twinkie 3 times a day at 10 minute stretches. She refuses to film those, and has continually ignored people's requests.

She would gain so much support if she were just honest, and would shut a lot of us up if she actually did show she does some form of movement and exercise. Sadly, I think the only movement she gets in a day is when she makes these soups walking in and out of the kitchen.

 

[ADHD]

lol AL is fatter than Amy but Amy has more than twice as many Youtubey sussscribers.

 

[Barbarella]

She would gain so much support if she were just honest, and would shut a lot of us up if she actually did show she does some form of movement and exercise. Sadly, I think the only movement she gets in a day is when she makes these soups walking in and out of the kitchen.

You are so right. If she actually became a weight loss channel with weekly weigh-ins, recipes, exercise, talk about changing her life, and the ups and downs, and we saw progress/backslides and real emotional growth, she'd be a hero. She wants to turn haters into fans? That's how.

Never happen. Even her resolutions were "try" "want". No plans, nothing real.

 

[day_man]

Catching AL's younow late...
she was already crying about her mom being in jail and not writing her and feeling guilty for never writing to her mother when she was younger...
Sure AL may have grown up in a shitty situation as a child, but she used it to manipulate people and their feelings to get her way. She uses it as an excuse.

The white knights on the youtube comments are painful....

someone just asked if she watches Amy Slaton... was that one of yous ???

 

[pickleniggo]

Catching AL's younow late...
she was already crying about her mom being in jail and not writing her and feeling guilty for never writing to her mother when she was younger...
Sure AL may have grown up in a shitty situation as a child, but she used it to manipulate people and their feelings to get her way. She uses it as an excuse.

The white knights on the youtube comments are painful....

someone just asked if she watches Amy Slaton... was that one of yous ???

Lol she's talking about Amy now. Dying.

Amberlynn only responds negative people on younow, and when no one is being inherently horrible, she just sits and stares at the screen.

 

[Littleblackchyld]

But it's not just fat people who can't taste anything but sugar, salt and oil. Quite frankly, a whole lot of Americans, skinny, medium sized and fat, can't taste anything. I have seen a skinny woman put sugar on strawberries and a medium sized person add salt onto McD's fries. There is a whole multi-million dollar industry devoted to food flavor enhancers. They and the fast food industry have worked themselves very well into the Dept of Agriculture to get some really lopsided and scientifically incorrect info passed into government regulations. Plus, they have taken over so much media with commercials for fake food it's not funny.

Powerlevel: I'm fat and I have had a weight loss surgery (down 85lbs - yahoo! 85lbs more to go - aww shit!) but American society/culture has happily set itself up against me. Try this, watch American tv for one hour during primetime, please count how many ads you see advertising fast food or processed food. It's insane. Now, obviously, I ate the food - I don't deny that and it's daily struggle to eat right but shit can we not keep hammering me with ads for unhealthy food? It's one of the reasons that I don't watch much tv anymore - too many ads full of temptations.

:powerlevel: My mom had bariatric surgery when I way in high school, and my entire family has lost weight, we all eat healthier now. I know your pain. If you ever need advice or something I'm happy to share my knowledge. Learn from my family's mistakes.

I am trying to get better and eat smaller sizes and healthier. So far, I have held down my weight and lost more for 3 years so that's good. This may be one of the reasons why I watch some of the threads like Amberlynn and the Slatons; they are reminders of what can happen to me if I don't watch out.

 

[C3PBRO]

Have you ever rented a movie and watched it, only to feel dismayed six months later when you want to watch it again but don't want to drop another couple bucks? You're in luck, because Amberlynn has the solution to this age-old problem; buy them instead!

 

[Xenomorph]

Have you ever rented a movie and watched it, only to feel dismayed six months later when you want to watch it again but don't want to drop another couple bucks? You're in luck, because Amberlynn has the solution to this age-old problem; buy them instead!

Those damn movies, can't she save her damn money? Does she think she is Trasha Paidass? She cannot afford these "hauls", get your shit together, Amber.

 

[PropaGONDA]

The real question to ask is... how much salt do you think she used? It wouldn't be a problem if she drank the proper amount of water, but soup ain't sweet unless it's chocolate soup. I bet it was actually salty as hell. Fat people always salt the fuck outta potatoes.

She doesn't use actual salt, and has boasted about it in previous vlogs as an attempt to be healthier. Unfortunately it backfires for her because she liberally puts liquid aminos and sriracha into her soup which has a lot of sodium. She uses pre-packaged chicken broth, again, sodium. Then she chucks a bunch of jarred olives and artichoke hearts.

Ah, a DVD haul. Who does that anymore? And does she really need to be making MORE hauls with the limited income she has?

 

[DuckSucker]

Have you ever rented a movie and watched it, only to feel dismayed six months later when you want to watch it again but don't want to drop another couple bucks? You're in luck, because Amberlynn has the solution to this age-old problem; buy them instead!

Amber Lynn is actually my favorite lol cow because everything she does, for some reason she cranks it up to fucking 11.

Eat a plate of food? Nah gurl I can do better than that, I'll eat twenty. Buy stupid crap at dollar tree like lip-shaped chip clips? Better buy the whole rack of them just in case. See some stupid wine glass with lips on it? That would SLAAAAY. But what if you have like 16 people over for an impromptu wine party? You should probably get four sets of four. Want to watch a movie? Fuck youtube, Amber Lynn's got your back. She also has the entire basket of old z-list movies from the 5 for 5 $1-a-piece bargain bin movies that nobody wanted that she bought in a HUGE MOVIE HAUL from Wal Mart.

I almost feel like she must do it because she loves the drama/attention. In a way it's a little sad because Im sure she's got depression or something like that and self medicates with all this shit, she kinda seems like she's trying to satisfy some insatiable desire or emptiness or something (kind of like how she bought Destiny a room full of Christmas presents) -- you know that whole nihilistic schpiel. But it's also kind of funny to watch. Everything is a "haul" with her.

 

[pickleniggo]

Last night on younow, Amberlynn was defending her soup.
First of all: that soup looked repellant. I can't recall it being discussed here, but why does she put ketchup in soup all the damn time? That's some hobo shit right there.
Amberlynn also likes to make a big fuss about using low sodium products. The thing about this is that basic math will tell you that when you add a ton of low sodium product to your hobo stew, it will eventually be a high sodium meal, and as others have pointed out, sriracha is pretty high up there in sodium percentage. Also, regarding liquid aminos: I've read that it's basically just liquid MSG (the makers of it refuse to disclose how it's actually made) so if she really feels like humble bragging about how much of a good dietician she is by using this, she can basically suck it.
And no, Amberlynn, no one thinks you're going to eat that entire pot of hobo stew. That's not the point of our concern. What people are upset about a how she claims it's a healthy diet food. Nah.

 

[Bustcakes]

Let's be honest, every time she walks, she's having to haul.

 

[day_man]

And no, Amberlynn, no one thinks you're going to eat that entire pot of hobo stew.

Except to be fair, she likely is going to be the one eating that entire pot of hobo stew...

 

[FatFuckingClown]

You guys keep referring to it as "hobo stew" and all I can think of is "secret hobo chili"

 

[DongMiguel]

When Amberlynn makes her soup I think of the scene in Friday the 13th: A New Beginning where Ethel, the backwoods mother of a retard, throws a bunch of random shit together to make a stew that looks about as appetizing as she does clean.

 

[deadcowcultist]

Yes Amberlynn you are a shitty person