Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I don't think anyone had Wasabi coming out on their bingo card of things to happen next, but here we are.

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She's never been a skinny from the front type of gorl, but my God, the horizontal enormity of it all. The way her dress cascades off that gigantic saddlebag hanging off her side makes me want to retch if I think about it.

Don't think about it.

It's so unnatural. The material is sheer and you can see right through it to the washer behind as it hangs off that.. flesh purse

omg stop
 
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dead stiff said:
Off-topic personal post, but had someone partially choke on a piece of potato this holiday season and they confirmed that it never felt like they’d shit their pants in the process. It’s funny thinking of Big Al acting like a scared elephant running around wheezing dramatically instead of just signaling for help.
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She bit that story line from The Whale as Density was spilling the lukewarm "tea" about Fat Fuck. Fat Fuck was trying to be dramatic in thinking that she "aLmOsT DiEd cHoKinG tO dEfF" but she's spectacularly stupid and doesn't know how anything works. It was all made up, but if she was still able to move & The Hand beat her big back to get the fUd out, there's no way she was close enough to death to shit herself. Stupid bitch just always smells of shit so maybe she was confused or The Hand wanted to know where that awful smell was coming from..
 
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On the topic of her pouring salt all over the pasta and cake - she's only doing it because she likely has another entree and dessert or two that she hasn't shown the camera. She can afford to performatively dump salt on those and toss them because she's just going to turn the camera off and eat what she didn't show us.
 
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Hot CILF in your area said:
I cannot believe Hambastard uploaded another one the day after Vlogmas concluded. I'd do a tl;dw, buuut I got some stuff coming up, so I'll get to that when I find the time.
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EUGH that laundry room is so TRIGGEREEN. If the clothes XXXXXXXL body tents are clean, fold them so they don't get mixed up with dirty ones. If they're dirty, then put them in a hamper. Also don't fucking throw shit to the top of the closet, that also happens to be overstuffed with thousands of dollars of Horrid clothes she never wears because they're only a 4XL and she's a fucking 7XL now. I can't believe at one point she larped about being a fucking tradwife that just loved cleaneen and organizeen while various wipeys did everything for her.
The absolute SLOB behavior on passive display in that thumbnail alone makes me MATI
LightEmittingDiode said:
Not that they do much for her these days but I love when her slimming face filter slips because it just cannot distinguish a face in that dough ball head lmao
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Looking mighty bell shaped this evening Hambie.
 
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I think she staged her descent into the daintiest eating disorder specifically for Emily. I read all her weight loss zeal as “fuck you, I do what I want! Don’t you want to come shove weight gain shakes in my face? Please call me, babe.” She only thinks about Emily, why would this new phase differ in any way?
 
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Chef Autism said:
On the topic of her pouring salt all over the pasta and cake - she's only doing it because she likely has another entree and dessert or two that she hasn't shown the camera. She can afford to performatively dump salt on those and toss them because she's just going to turn the camera off and eat what she didn't show us.
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Amber's also shown us her adding garlic salt to her Maruchan, so I'm not convinced that her putting some salt over a slice of cake would be enough to actually deter her from eating it.

chiropractic gynecologist said:
shes literally shaped like a squash
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She's looking more and more like Grimace every day (though to be fair to Grimace, he has far daintier arms and layyygs).

Even their dancing is similar:
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Boolean Bitch said:
Amber's also shown us her adding garlic salt to her Maruchan, so I'm not convinced that her putting some salt over a slice of cake would be enough to actually deter her from eating it.


She's looking more and more like Grimace every day (though to be fair to Grimace, he has far daintier arms and layyygs).

Even their dancing is similar:
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God the fat liver really is horrific
 
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Boolean Bitch said:
Amber's also shown us her adding garlic salt to her Maruchan, so I'm not convinced that her putting some salt over a slice of cake would be enough to actually deter her from eating it.


She's looking more and more like Grimace every day (though to be fair to Grimace, he has far daintier arms and layyygs).

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Oh yeah, with that top there’s no way she isn’t baiting Emily. Pure fetish fuel.
 
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chiropractic gynecologist said:
this look is so incredibly close to abdullah the butcher
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Yah this is closer to what she’ll look like if she actually sticks to a weight loss routine. I wouldn’t do it if I were her, it’s too much ugly, hanging skin to drape and rip and have to spend more money on surgically removing. If she actually lost 100-200 pounds and had a neck like Tammy Slaton, we’d never see her, filters can’t fix that. Go out fat and happy, Hamb. The alternative won’t buy all that much time, and the time wouldn’t be worth the trouble.
 
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Terfatron said:
How come she hasn't faked adhd yet? She would get government approved uppers and lose that weight fast.
She could just chose a slightly higher dose and she would have energy, ger a hrand new diagnosis to flex AND lose weight. Win win win
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She has said she heard bad things about Adderall. In reality she is going to reject anything that actually causes weight loss. Something is wrong with her in the head
 
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