Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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Never underestimate the lengths Amber will go to for attention. I think this is a joint tard op from Amber and Alexis. Amber wouldn't know what Lithuanian is unless it came in a crinkly bag and tasted like powdered cheese and chives. But Alexis thinks herself clever and would do anything to please Princess von Ankleballs.
 
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Is it really "leaked" if nobody has seen it except some Twitter randos and reaction channels who refuse to post it?

I'm sure the video isn't much spicier than her Tiktoks anyway, she is way too self conscious to ever record her body. Betting it's just her with a million filters eyefucking herself while she eats a cookie and dropping crumbs on her mile long cleavage. Nobody curr.
 
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Lidl Drip said:
Is it really "leaked" if nobody has seen it except some Twitter randos and reaction channels who refuse to post it?

I'm sure the video isn't much spicier than her Tiktoks anyway, she is way too self conscious to ever record her body. Betting it's just her with a million filters eyefucking herself while she eats a cookie and dropping crumbs on her mile long cleavage. Nobody curr.
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Supposedly when she was with Destiny, they both claimed that she sent her nudes. Amber really does think she's some hot sex goddess so I believe it.
 
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Lidl Drip said:
Is it really "leaked" if nobody has seen it except some Twitter randos and reaction channels who refuse to post it?

I'm sure the video isn't much spicier than her Tiktoks anyway, she is way too self conscious to ever record her body. Betting it's just her with a million filters eyefucking herself while she eats a cookie and dropping crumbs on her mile long cleavage. Nobody curr.
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Trying to find any trace of anyone who has seen it on Twitter is like trying to find a source of water in a desert. There was no point in it being "leaked". Its like it never happened.
 
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This is getting out of hand, now, there are two of them.
Eh screw it, double feature.
Vlogmas Bonus Chapter: White Trashmas

No use complaining about it, getting to it.

Tl;dw: Opening shot of Hambastard wearing the black outhouse shirt, "33 years ago I went into labor, to this day" Amber, with perfect grammar, retelling how her mom told her, so apparently Mommalynn went into labor on Christmas day but only had her on the 27th :story: :story: how very fitting that Amber was a time wasting burden, causing problem for others before she was even born. Next we get a scene of her picking out something to wear.
liver side titty?
Literally what the fuck even is this shape, the livertits are gettin out of control.​
Announces that Christmas will be spent at grandma's and Mommalynn will cook.
Three-clawed Offensive
Claws of three generations of the Reid clan.​
Next we get a compilation of stuff they're gonna give to the homeless (one of which is their family member if I heard right?), which consists of canned goods, stuff like crackers that don't perish, socks, deodorant, toothpaste, socks, gloves, q-tips and generic medicine, markers, brushes, toothbrushes, and some more essential stuff.

We then get a shot of food that actually looks edible. Amber then harasses a cat that looks positively miserable to be around her.
CatAbuserlynn
I feel you bro
Buster
I'm getting Buster from the Chantalverse vibes from this cat​
We're back home, apparently this is the first Christmas she's spent with this particular grandma and claims everyone liked her gifts. Our gorl got a card with money from grandma, some orange chocolate thing from momma, a fidget toy, dinosaur earrings, scratch art books (looks like those are back), a dandelion in resin, prism perfume decorations, citrus fizz candle, a Billie Eilish candle. Could only deliver 1 homeless gift bag, and finishes reciting her otherwise uninteresting even with her family.
One down, one more to go.

Oh, joy, fatty has her sparkly see through trashbag on again.

tl;dw: opening shot of fatty in her home, first thing she does is pat her own ass for managing to upload every day on vlogmas, and claims to be back to uploading every other day (money must be getting tight) and announces the she would pre-film the vlogs because she also does editing (you only have this one job bitch), has an appointment with her provider today, claims anxiety for in person appoinments, we skip the appoinment, which according to her went well, also the choker almost escaped but alas, says she is going back on semaglutide but would have the option to change her mind, gonna make her mom gove her the injections (which will no longer be pre filled) because she's a big fucking baby incapable of doing anything on her own, already has a nutritionist appointment scheduled.

New package from I assume torrid, another mesh monstrosity for fatty to squeeze into, and an amazon package of ugly earrings, her mom invited her to electronic bingo, got a super sped looking birthday girl tiara
Borthday Gorl
Autism levels are reaching critical readings​
On the drive to her next destination, fatty spergs about free air (in relation to her mom getting air for her tires), says people congratulated her at dinner because she was wearing the tism tiara, picks out her bingo machine, I will absolutely not detail the actual playing of bingo, afterward, we are back home and fatty tries to make us think her fingers have gotten skinnier by retelling the event of how one of her rings was flung off at the bingo place
Fat
Why do you wear so many rings anyway fatty?​
Anyway gives a non apology for how she fucking salted her food and uwu I'm just a gorl trying to figure out my way. Ends the vlog by claiming to take a shower.
Righto, sorry if these were kinda rough, but I gotta work in a couple hours and just wanted to get this outta the way, hope y'all had some good celebrations, I know I did.
 
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TheWholeEntireCake said:
I come to you again asking for a favor. There used to be a photo of Amberlynn that someone superimposed a skeleton over but I can’t find it anymore. I think it’s a photo of Amber in that gnarly green sleeveless top with her arms out like crucified Jesus. Can someone dig that out of the archive for me?
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my favorite genre of photo
 
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