Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 550 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,620 74.5%

  • Total voters
    3,519
Amber is truly stuck in the middle school/teenage mindset because World of Warcraft jokes are so early 00's; the game is nowhere near as popular as it used to be due to FF14 coming in and stealing its crown from the normie, raiding, and ERP crowds, not to mention Blizzard itself has become a joke after it proved to be a super gross, toxic as Chernobyl workplace. If Amber was going to make any snipes about WoW to Jordy, it'd be that he still supports a terrible company's product.

But she's too smooth brained and stuck in her teenage years, so she can't even rub two braincells hard enough to take that route, if she's going to insult his hobbies.

Not that sitting on one's ass all day with "planners" and Lego is any better.
This is how you know amber even playing videogames is made up bullshit because she plays 2 shit games, fortnight and mario party ( alone now ). She claimed to be a bit of a ✨️ gamer ✨️ and then turns around and says this? Amber truly has no other hobies other than food or youtube drama. Thats so sad. I thought maybe the old "friends" she had were just mean to be mean but she really doesn't think about anything else.
 
This is how you know amber even playing videogames is made up bullshit because she plays 2 shit games, fortnight and mario party ( alone now ). She claimed to be a bit of a ✨️ gamer ✨️ and then turns around and says this? Amber truly has no other hobies other than food or youtube drama. Thats so sad. I thought maybe the old "friends" she had were just mean to be mean but she really doesn't think about anything else.
Why am I not surprised she plays Fortnite of all things. I'd sooner judge someone playing that hyperpop slop autistic kids and 40 yr old pedos drool over than something like WoW whose target audience is namely grown adults who have been around since the OG 2004 era when everyone and their MOTHER was playing it. The whole "living in mom's basement playing WoW" joke was namely popularized by that one South Park episode and the nerdy culture the game harboured when gaming was less common of a hobby. In reality, it's normie shit.
Like @Kela de Thaym mentioned; FFXIV is the current fad right now that many MMOtards are clamoring over. Having played both I can attest I've seen far more unemployed ERP weirdos in the latter than in WoW which confirms Amber's dated mentality. Eitherway it's a weak jab in the first place because I'm sure there are other things to critique about Jordy compared to what games he enjoys, at least he didn't abandon his cat.
 
Nickacado posted a prefilmed video making fun of Hambie and touting around the famous 89 elbees.
Fat Amber can't catch a break 6 days into the new year; it's fucking hilarious to watch this pig be poked.

Emily Franz of Oshkosh, WI better doordash her gorl some crumbl cookies, her mentuhlz can't be good.
 
Tarot cars are bullshit. They are ambigious pictures with vague meanings and definitions so you can create whatever story fits your life at the moment, it's basically the ultimate self-jerk off. You're just reassuring your own beliefs and blaming it on the 'universe', basically therapy for stupid people, makes sense she's into it.

Hamber has a habit of picking one target and blaming all of her problems on that one person, the person changes frequently- but her criticisms don't. Projection maybe?
Tarot cards are absolutely perfect for her, no accountability just ✨VIBES✨
 
Does Jordy talk about playing WOW a lot or something? I only see him stream gorlworld. Wheres the WOW thing coming from?

Is it just a basic bitch "You're a nerd." insult and he has nothing to do with WOW? If so, thats hilariously outdated. She might as well call him a nerd for wearing glasses at that point.

Hey Amber just call him a faggot like the rest of us. Old fashioned? Sure. Timeless? Absolutely.
 
Does Jordy talk about playing WOW a lot or something? I only see him stream gorlworld. Wheres the WOW thing coming from?

Is it just a basic bitch "You're a nerd." insult and he has nothing to do with WOW? If so, thats hilariously outdated. She might as well call him a nerd for wearing glasses at that point.

Hey Amber just call him a faggot like the rest of us. Old fashioned? Sure. Timeless? Absolutely.
Jordy has talked about it a few times. Only people who watch him regularly would know, so of course our dainty gorl that NEVER watches reaction channels knows.
 
Does anyone actually believe that these are real questions that Amber is being asked?

These Q&A videos are every bit as obnoxious as expected.
Nah, she totally asks herself these questions. There may be some legitimate ones from other people, but only the non-threatening/challenging ones that are puffball at best.
 
Nah, she totally asks herself these questions. There may be some legitimate ones from other people, but only the non-threatening/challenging ones that are puffball at best.
Otherwise she'd answer questions about why she hasn't microchipped her remaining animals.



What punishment did they get from a past life to be born as one of Amber's animals.
 
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