Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[dfranki723]

She was probably bullied a lot by other kids,

Even when it comes to this, she's humble bragged about bullying and assaulting other kids. There's no telling with her.

 

[Peepeekakaland]

PELASE GOD LET ME PUNCH HER ONLY ONCE I BEG

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

I imagine it would be like trying to put your fist in a tub of Play-Doh.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

Amber's shown us in her vlogs over the last several years that she just doesn't know how to properly tidy up after herself, wash her clothes, BATHE, care for her hair,

She does know how to do these things, she just chooses not to because fat makes it hard work.
For recent evidence, see Emily's first visit. The apartment was pristine and Amber was clean, hair and make up done etc.

Thanks for the burns explainer - I am lucky enough to have never needed to know this myself, but it puts into perspective the lies that a number of cows use for sympathy/bragging/grifting.

 

[Hot CILF in your area]

First off, I feel y'all, during these Q&A videos NPD smug ass lynn was out in full force. I suppose she must've really been feeling it, being in her natural habitat (on the couch) and her natural state of being (lying).

Stand in front of a mirror and lift.

But, could she even do that? We know she can:t wipe, so she also can't reach below her fupa to lift properly. Even if, her pathetic arms couldn't lift anything that heavy, especially cuz they have the added weight of the bingo wings. In order to lift, she'd need one of those thingies they use to lift cars at the mechanic.

AND EVEN THEN, we discussed before how compressed her fat is.
How much could you even lift when you're bursting at the seams already?

Edited for some formatting. Also I'm getting more use out of the "running" GIF than I thought.

 

[Kela de Thaym]

PELASE GOD LET ME PUNCH HER ONLY ONCE I BEG

The overwhelming urge to grab her hand and rip those ugly as fuck acrylic nails off, though

 

[Bogliacci]

The babyshit green color was a real bold move on her part

And retarded

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

The babyshit green color was a real bold move on her part

And retarded

She should do a muted purple next time
Really lean in to her future diabetic neuropathy

 

[lol cow supreme]

Seeing this image really made my knees hurt, and my math brain start trying to make sense of it all... the math is simple, but mind boggling.

Spoiler: Fatty Running Math Sperg

A woman's size 7 foot is approximately 9.25 inches long. Through some complicated math with approximations for the width, the approximate surface area of a woman's size 7 foot is approximately 36 square inches

At face value, assuming completely flat feet and evenly distributed feet, Amber at 572 pounds is putting 15.7 pounds per square inch on her feet standing still.

A healthy 5' 3" woman weighing a high end 120 pounds with the same feet puts 3.3 pounds per square inch.

Yes. 4.7 times the weight equals 4.7 times the pressure on the feet. But when standing on one foot, it changes to double that weight on one foot. So when walking Amber's feet are taking impacts of 32psi if completely evenly distributed, where a healthy woman is putting just 6.6

When you run, this doubles again, making ambers little jog 64 pounds per square inch on her feet, where a regular female would be at just 13.2 pounds.

Now take into account if Amber is taking the impacts on her heal or ball of her foot, as its difficuult to support all the weight evenly across every toe, arches etc, the forces Amber's feet are taking in her walking are likely 64 pounds per square inch walking, and up to 128 pounds per square inch in her "run". A regular woman would just be between 13-26 pounds.

How does this feel? Well if you're fat you already know. If your not fat, if youre a healthy weight try standing on a 2 inch block under one foot while doing a squat. It would feel about like that.

What about her knees? Well we can get rid of the "Per square inch" and just look at the poundage. Her knees are holding everything but from the calves down, so we can say standing still she's an even 450 pounds being generous and assuming her thankles are 60 pounds each...essentially the weight of that healthy but thicc woman. Each knee standing still is just holding up one entire NFL football linebacker at 225 pounds each.

Same calclations apply as above. When walking each knee gets the full weight of 450 pounds. When doing her little "run" almost 900 pounds on each knee.

The regular sized woman? Just 50 pounds per knee standing still, 100 walking, and 200 running.

Want to know how that feels? Again if you're a healthy weight, throw about 300 pounds on a squat bar, and hop off a curb on one foot.

 

[Cranky Old Broad]

@lol cow supreme I wanted you give you and informative and a horrifying react for your post so I settled on a like.

I can’t tell you how much I’ve learned here while reading such posts as yours and others. In just a few minutes, I’ve learned about 3rd degree burns and the horrifying treatment patients endure and now about the massive load on the knees and feet of a death fat. Pretty cool.

 

[Arlo Gunthrie]

She should do a muted purple next time
Really lean in to her future diabetic neuropathy

Purple and green. Just go full big Barney Bitch

 

[Noom Boom]

I can't be quoting everyone but those stories and injuries I mentioned Hamber talking about were never made out to be abuse. She thought they were interesting factoids. I'm stressing the fact she thought those stories were all cute and funny whilst also saying her childhood was full of abuse at the same time but the super interesting, unique injuries and ''abuse'' never became merged.

Someone else already backed up the 3rd degree burns. She told that story with a big grin as if it was all shits and giggs (the most obvious lie due to her bragging about magically healing with no scars). Again, didn't imply it was abuse. That was never in question.
These claims (the choking, burning, breaking) were never painted as abuse by her, that was not my point. My point was those lies were pushed to be special and unique not abused but in an abusive home, they would be* a problem.

That makes sense, thank you for the clarification. In that case, I just have to fall back on good ol' reliable that if there were actual instances of abuse, Amber would have already used them as an excuse for some scandal or another. As @Boolean Bitch and @Constellationzero said, she was probably neglected, but even then in the minor way of not being made to shower frequently enough as opposed to stuff like being left home alone for days at a time. Again, even as an uneducated, trailer trash, drug addicted, possibly actively high mother, MamaLynn still took Amber right to the hospital after Amber spilt hot soup on herself. I know even moderately neglectful parents would not do that.

But, could she even do that? We know she can:t wipe, so she also can't reach below her fupa to lift properly. Even if, her pathetic arms couldn't lift anything that heavy, especially cuz they have the added weight of the bingo wings. In order to lift, she'd need one of those thingies they use to lift cars at the mechanic.

AND EVEN THEN, we discussed before how compressed her fat is.

You're really making me think now. What if she put a mirror in front of the couch, leaned back, and clawed up her stomach, gathering it all up in her hands like a big blanket? She might be able to see something then?

Not that it matters. She has no dainty bush, she has whatever hair distribution the Good Lord graced her with down there. She does not maintain a hygiene routine for anything south of her tits. We'd Emily would be lucky if her legs and anything in between gets a thorough cleaning on shower day.

Now take into account if Amber is taking the impacts on her heal or ball of her foot, as its difficuult to support all the weight evenly across every toe, arches etc, the forces Amber's feet are taking in her walking are likely 64 pounds per square inch walking, and up to 128 pounds per square inch in her "run". A regular woman would just be between 13-26 pounds.

For those who may not be intuitively familiar with pressure, here are some fun comparisons. Pounds per square inch are commonly referred to as "psi".
- The average human will exert between 8 and 10 psi on their feet
- A standing elephant experiences about 35 psi on each foot
- Normal car tires are going to have between 30 and 40 psi
- The water pressure in a good strong shower is going to be about 50 psi
- Firehose's water pressure start at 116 psi
There is a reason why people as large as Amber have incredibly fucked up feet/legs/joints. Anyone's feet would look like mashed potatoes if under that much stress.

 

[powdered toast]

She sat on her/smothered her with her belly and laayygs. Have you not been paying attention?!

Holy fucking Mother of Smug. Why is she making such punch-able expressions throughout her Q&A? View attachment 6836068

Because she wrote all of the questions herself and thinks she duped everyone else. Same smug/duper's delight smirking when she pretends to have cared about Rarity.

Remember Diane Downs when she talked about watching her children bleeding out?

 

[FatalTater]

Oklahoma getting snow today.
Think it'll make Amber all nostalgic for the time she spent in Wisconsin where she was busy leaving doors open for the animals before going out and enjoying a concert?

 

[Neko GF]

the truth behind my crumbl cookies video....​

(01/09/2025)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=IEBTrW_2D_k

Spoiler: Local Archive

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

Because she wrote all of the questions herself and thinks she duped everyone else. Same smug/duper's delight smirking when she pretends to have cared about Rarity.

View attachment 6838350Remember Diane Downs when she talked about watching her children bleeding out?

Yes because a mysterious black man did it.

 

[Bipolar Tomato]

I ain't watching 13 mins of this fatso talking about that video, I'm open to spoilers.

 

[powdered toast]

the truth behind my crumbl cookies video....​

(01/09/2025)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=IEBTrW_2D_k

Spoiler: Local Archive

View attachment 6838555

LOL "I did not send this to Tommy, I only thought I did, so she couldn't have leaked this"

"She would know how hurtful this would be to me" even though Amber was just bitching that she couldn't release it herself for money. Ok bitch which is it? Stepping back from being proud of the video and lamenting you couldn't monetize it was decidedly too much feederism defense so you have to act offended now instead? Bitch we already know Emily is a sick fuck feeder fetishist and that you like it. Walking it back now and pretending she actually loves you is not going to work lol.

She really went from "I would have shown this myself" to "this was sooo hurtful"

"I totally didn't leak this myself for drama" = "I'm really actually telling a truth this time, guys. You have to believe everything I say is the truth until and unless I admit later to lying about it and how dare you not trust everything that I make up. I'm totally not trying to cling to the drama I created by posting new videos about it"

 

[FatalTater]

I did not watch the video, but I muted it and skipped around to see what her face and body language would tell me.
No idea what words were coming out of her, but she really thinks she's getting one over on us.
Her acting is like, sho gud you guise. Mm hm, mm hm.
smug
hint of a smirk
end scene

 

[dfranki723]

''Seductive video'' she says. Seductive video? Good fucking God. Crusty gargantuan whales are only seductive to degenerates. To everyone else it's repugnant.
Hm, whenever she says she was LITERALLY doing something, she was not doing that thing, at all. That pretty much confirms it was her. Dumb bitch never learns how to not let slip when she's bullshitting. You thought it'd bring in compliments. She was very laid back after she released it, realised people knew it was her and NOW she has to pretend she's hurt.

She keeps saying Alexis was so shocked that she told her to call the cops. I heard those stupid voice notes, Alexis said ''go get the law involved'' in a flippant manner. Fatty is trying to make Alexis sound concerned. She was not.

Like, literally, like, literally, like, literally, like, literally.
Muh BPD. Muh violation. Muh mental illness.
Every shitty vlog is the same.

''Out of character for me''. We've all seen her Facebook posts, her hundreds of vlogs, her voicemails and her appearances in Eric's vlogs, it's exactly who she is. A tantrum throwing prick.

Choke on your own cellulite Fatty, Emily doesn't ''deeply love'' anything but that lumpy body and foul odours emanating from it. I hope Emily just cheats with a larger woman, really dig that knife in.