Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 550 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,620 74.5%

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Everyone always assumes she is incapable of the bare minimum bullshit because she's stupid but none of these requires intelligence. She banks on people assuming she's too dumb to do manipulative shit.
She's benefitted from that her whole life. This shit isn't above her.

Infantalise yourself enough, play the bimbo enough and you'll never be held accountable for all of your bullshit.
Reminds me of the ''was Abraham Lincoln a president?''. She knew he was. She repeated herself, used that tone of voice and demanded a special reaction from Becky. Yet people still bring that up as part of her stupidity. She's an idiot but she plays it the fuck up too.

Similar to Trisha Paytas who Amber watched religiously and still does, you will see a lot of similar behaviours they both do, sorry, Amber tries to mimic.
 
Funnily enough, even though Amber has spent her entire life manipulating others, she's still terrible at it.

The only way someone like her could pull off her schemes is by finding someone even dumber and more pathetic than herself. I guess if you search long and hard enough, you'll eventually find it. Still, it's surprising how she always manages to attract the most insufferable people to orbit her.
 
I hate Girlfriend Eras! It's the screech-laughing and the squealing and the babe'ing. Let's skip to the part where she's blindsided and will never love like this again.

If she feels violated and abused to the degree she claims, she should really start filing police reports. I 100% understand not wanting to have contact with the government in any capacity, and I understand there are things which would be embarrassing to tell the cops and make her look foolish, but she's not wrong when she says some of these people are literally insane. Next time someone impersonates her or Emily online, they need to file a police report.
 
Hard disagree, I'm sorry but even if I knew nothing, her whole cutesy-dainty-gorl persona would put me off
that's true, either way, she's still going to keep using excuse after excuse to not lose weight, she's happy being this way and it's sad to think that if she actually tried years ago, she'd look way better
 
Everyone always assumes she is incapable of the bare minimum bullshit because she's stupid but none of these requires intelligence. She banks on people assuming she's too dumb to do manipulative shit.
She's benefitted from that her whole life. This shit isn't above her.
She's a very manipulative bitch but she's also very low IQ. She isn't "incapable" of it, but is incompetent enough to be good at it. Instead of keeping a simple liahh she's spun this whole web of 'who had it, when they had it, who didn't have it but who saw it...' etc etc.
Every time she brings it up, it's something new that contradicts what she just said and gets so complicated that she can't keep up with it. Rule #1 is "Amber lies" for a reason and I suspect that there isn't anybody in the comments or her massive orbit that believes any of her bullshit.
I think Jordy summed it up best with "she is playing chess. but she never wins." when she pulled the "Two steps (stump shuffles) ahead." card.
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She'll never go to therapy like she keeps baiting but I genuinely hope she never gets a diagnosis for any mental disorder just so she doesn't get a card to pull like she already does with her made up BEEPEEDEE whenever she crashes out on gas station fake weed and buzzballs.
Better yet I hope she does go to a psych just to have them tell her "no you don't have BPD." before she quits so we can get the excuse of "well I tried therapy but it just didn't work you guise!"
 
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We have to realise that all Amber does is performative. The so called sex tape was “leaked” by Amber to create drama. There are very little of interest in her life, so to have viewers watching she has to make those dramas. She is still pursuing the quirky girly pop, but it is getting old. The Rarity situation put a damper on her act, but she is trying to bury it.
 
She pisses me TF off lmao
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Forgive me if this has been posted already but here’s Alexis the fat chola talking about our BPD NPD gargoylepop.
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Let me guess. Alexis thinks having NPD is destructive and socially unacceptable, but BPD is cute and quirky. As if people won't assume "crazy bitch" when they hear someone is borderline.
It's actually the perfect excuse for these heifers. Anytime they do any kind of stupid shit they'll go "IT'S MY BEE PEE DEES!", like they did in that stupid livestream last year.
 
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