- Joined
- Nov 15, 2014
Christ, she looks like such a sped in that coat. Also like I mentioned earlier AL decided to franken-edit six days worth of footage in one video thinking her audience can't put timelines together. She really is a moron or thinks we are morons. I'm going with both. She isn't on snapchat because I would assume shes chatting up some other man faced lesbian for a backup bitch because Trusty Dusty is getting sick of her shit and getting bored.Not to mention the fact that for a single person that's a ridiculous amount of fresh produce. I know so much of that lettuce is going to end up in the trash, wilted and spoiled because produce simply doesn't keep that long in the fridge. Lettuce isn't a "buy once a month" item. It's a "buy once or twice a week to keep fresh" item. If she's not throwing it all away like the wasteful ham she's proven herself to be, she's just eating a disgusting amount of "healthy" food. Eating 10 servings of lettuce with 20 servings of high-calorie dressing is still a gross display of gluttony, Hamberlynn.
Can we also take the second to appreciate that Dustin spent $20 on a "$60" jacket that doesn't even fit her? There is no way she can zip that thing up without looking like 2 pounds of sausage in a 1lb casing. It's really like they're oblivious to 75lbs of fat strapped to her stomach.
My favorite quotes regarding this ill-fitting jacket:
- "It's very nice." -Hamberlynn
- "It looks great." -Hamberlynn
- "Loves it!" - Hamberlynn
- "It's a no from me." -formerfatcow
As for the ER portion of the vlog? Only more evidence for "Team Breakup" in my opinion. Destiny mentions having acid-reflux in videos that are a year old, meaning she knows what heartburn feels like. If it was bad enough to get her to the ER, I'll give her the benefit of the doubt that it was genuine pain and it was relatively intense compared to what she's used to. That being said, Destiny is at the ER to feel better because she's having a shit night. She could use a girlfriend to hold her hand and at least distract her from the pain she's in. Instead, Hamberlynn has her hand wrapped around her phone to vlog what's in her purse while Destiny tries to focus on cable TV (over the sound of Hamberlynn being a self-centered cunt). How self-absorbed does one have to be to be thinking about YouTube views and subscriber counts while their SO is in so much pain that they've gone to the hospital?
Also, is it just me, or has Hamberlynn been suspiciously absent from SnapChat the past two days or so?
Dustin looks even fatter now. Her weight is sky rocketing, she gained so much weight in such a short amount of time living with that behemoth. All AL wants to do is shop and eat. They don't do anything else, they don't go for walks (lol) they dont go anywhere that isn't about buying crappy jewelry or eating meals out.
Imagine living with just a blogger in general? They are all such fake fucks. I know I couldnt deal with someone chatting to their camera and pointing it in my face and telling people shit I dont want them to know. ESPECIALLY listening to Hamberlynn droning on and on about her stupid old lady purse and all those books she don't read and her "guuuurl", "yaaaas", "le be realz" all damn day. I really do hope Dustins family is telling her to gtfo or kick lard ass out. Is it me or does Dusty and Krystal look the same in the face?
