Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 552 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,627 74.5%

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Our lovely hamplanet is currently streaming drunk. Crying etc. She just got a phone call live from Dustin complaining about her being drunk on stream. THIS IS AWESOME

"I'm a fucking bitch and I hate myself".

Please let there be someone recording this train wreck.

EDIT: Here is a link to the stream clips from @666EVE666
 
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She's downed a whole bottle of Barefoot Pink Moscato and then went on an expedition downstairs for 3 Smirnoff Ices. Now, she's drunk dialing Destiny to try to get her to guest on YouNow. What a Valentine's Day.
 
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"If she doesn't like social media she shouldn't join hate groups."

Any idea who that was about?

Edit: NVM, someone on the chat said Dana joined an AL hate group.

Edit: "This is my fuckin Valentine's Day." :story:

Edit: "My shirt keeps riding up cuz I'm a fat fuckin bitch!"
 
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A girl who's literally almost half a ton knows damn well why she can't be skinny, it's because she's an incredibly lazy and emotionally unstable person.

Not to be pedantic, but a ton is actually 2000 pounds. So while I absolutely agree that Amberlynn is certainly on her way up there, she's actually approaching a forth of a ton, not a half.
 
Oh dear... She's such a mess. This is why she shouldn't have quit her job. Well, one of many reasons, actually. People with day jobs have less time to drink themselves stupid and act the fool on You Now. And all the people who could walk in there and shut off the power at the fuse box, end this farce and help her save a little face are all at work.

How much did she drink before going on camera because AL's not a lightweight in any regard. I think the rest of us would be in the ER if we drank the amount AL would need to consume to get drunk.
 
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