Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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StrawberryDouche said:
Kiwi Farms had Amber's new address at the Henry within a day, but the EFF BEE EYE couldn't find Amber fatting up the Henry to contact her? They had to track down her then ex-girlfriend's fambily to find Amber?

Sure sure.
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For fucks sake- there must be several agents with KF accounts here glowing it up. Do they stick to A&N?
 
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There are women on the internet getting their house broken into and their car set on fire by their stalkers and the police still doesn't do anything, does she really think the FBI (not even police, the Federal Bureau of Investigations) would give the slightest fuck about her? She thinks she's so special and a constant exception to the rule in every possible situation it's so disgusting. It also shows how she thinks the law operates and if you're going to follow through a lawsuit maybe you want to study up on how law enforcement actually works.
 
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Anyone who understands dog body language, can you explain what Twinkie was doing in Amber's Feb 26, 2025 vlog "i had to go to the hospital & starting a meal service ✨ covid chronicles vlog" a little after the 5 minute mark?
Amber is petting Twinkie, Twinkie snarls, bares her teeth at Amber, lunges at her, but then licks her face.

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Trying to make sense of the FBI stuff and like…I am really twisting the logic to make it and even then it’s fuckin retarded.

So the internet / Kiwifarms has Amberlynn’s addresses going back to I am assuming Dusty era at least, but I’m guessing the FBI would need to work from official records…if so, then I think the last place they might’ve had her on record at was the gaycare but they obviously vacated there. It’s possible the fbi spoke to the landlord who may have had record of her using Krystle’s parents as guarantors for the rent or that’s the only traceable address they had for her still connected to her? It’s really convoluted though and idk why I spent my time trying to work out the logistics of this fake story.
 
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Hayduraide said:
Anyone who understands dog body language, can you explain what Twinkie was doing in Amber's Feb 26, 2025 vlog
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I'm no expert, but based off my own experience with dogs that reads as anxiety.

My friend has a really anxious small dog that will do that- and that's because she wasn't properly socialized to people or other dogs in puppy hood. My friend's dog is also very clingy and only does that to other people. (Like me :( she'll like me someday)

That kind of behavior's not always because of hitting or kicking, in twonks case it could be anxiety because so much has changed (like losing rarity, being around bigger dogs in WI)

I bet she probably does have some anxiety over Amber's handling of her though, I'm sure the hambeast has stepped on that poor dog daily.
 
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Hayduraide said:
Anyone who understands dog body language, can you explain what Twinkie was doing in Amber's Feb 26, 2025 vlog "i had to go to the hospital & starting a meal service ✨ covid chronicles vlog" a little after the 5 minute mark?
Amber is petting Twinkie, Twinkie snarls, bares her teeth at Amber, lunges at her, but then licks her face.

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Twinkie is very much riddled with anxiety and she WANTS the pets but is too on edge to relax and lean in to them.
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Twinkie has lived inside 24/7 napping and eating all day except occasionally allowed out to take a shit, or if her gargantuan owner decides to do a short-lived “walk Twinkie more” series.
That means everything outside is unfamiliar; all the sounds and the smells and the moving lights. So she’s just constantly worried about what she’s hearing, smelling, etc. She hasn’t been allowed out in to the world to experience them.
So here Twinkie clearly wants the pets, but her anxiety means she’s always on guard. So she flinched and instinctively went to nip perhaps when Amber touched a part of her body she wasn’t expecting. The immediate submissive licking to me reads as though Twinkie has been physically punished for this anxiety-driven behavior (which is not Twinkie’s fault).
Atrocious.
 
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Hayduraide said:
Anyone who understands dog body language, can you explain what Twinkie was doing in Amber's Feb 26, 2025 vlog "i had to go to the hospital & starting a meal service ✨ covid chronicles vlog" a little after the 5 minute mark?
Amber is petting Twinkie, Twinkie snarls, bares her teeth at Amber, lunges at her, but then licks her face.

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Idk that might just be a Chihuahua thing but I'm just a retard
 
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I hope it’s anxiety with Twonks and not pain. My worry is she’s an old girl and likely suffering some arthritis / joint pain which is NOT helped by her weight. Hopefully the ambabies will get on Amber’s ass about getting her regular health checks, some gentle exercise, weight loss and a balanced diet would benefit them both - but who am I kidding. Eat yourself to death Amber, but the animals in your ‘care’ deserve better.
 
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Arlo Gunthrie said:
She probably doesn't even like sex
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I'm willing to take Amber's word for it that she prefers women to men. Even the high school hand job story doesn't contradict that, a lot of lesbians had early sexual experiences with boys, just as it's not unusual for gay men to have fooled around with girls in high school. (I mean, I don't believe the hand job story at all anyway.)

But having a preference for women, butch or no, doesn't mean she actually has a real sexual desire for them.

I have a hard time believing people that fat have meaningful sexual desire or sexual responses. The hormones would be too fucked up. Especially someone who was super fat before puberty even hit.

Amber needs attention and adoration and a caretaker. Besides that, I find a lot of our gorls' performance of sexuality to be just that, a performance. Even Kelly's current phase, which IMO is partially fuelled by the early-40s surge of horniness that many women get, and also by her HRT, still seems mostly performative.

Anyway, even if Amber liked men, I don't think she'd want to have sex with one or let him touch her, beyond the necessaries of life. Even if feeders are hands-off in their fetish, a female feeder would be preferable, because they're not going to try to stick a dick into her folds.

I think it's normal for a woman to want to be desirable, given the way we're conditioned to value ourselves. But when you balloon up over 400 pounds and stay that way your whole life, you just don't have normal sexuality. Food obviously gives more pleasure than sex or romance ever could.
 
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StrawberryDouche said:
Well that settles it for me you guys. Amber and Emily are toooootally broken up for rill. Please stop bringing her into gorl world okay?

We are not amateur retards, Emily. We're professional retards and we are not buying what you're selling. Not even at 50% off.
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You have a Reddit fan

Thankfully they made it reddit-safe so no one has to accidentally read the word retard.

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