Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 550 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,620 74.5%

  • Total voters
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I want to upload copies of the full lives here. I'm deciding whether to use an outside video site and risk Amber being able to take it down, or chopping each live into a million pieces to fit the video size limits here.
Both. They should be on as many platforms as possible It's always preferable to upload directly to the Farms. Don't worry about quality and 4k. Make it as light as possible and put them in the thread.

She's not essentially wrong about Snowfag and Jordy. They're both deeply disturbed, obsessive creeps. Her thinking Snowfag would rape her is pure fantasy, though.
 
When drama hits the fan like this in Gorl World, I miss Michael B. Petty. Imagine his commentary on this.

I know nothing about his life (so he could be a lolcow himself for all I know), but his reactions were by far the funniest.

"Dark Knuckled Neanderthal" is still the greatest insult against Amber that I've ever heard.
 
When drama hits the fan like this in Gorl World, I miss Michael B. Petty. Imagine his commentary on this.

I know nothing about his life (so he could be a lolcow himself for all I know), but his reactions were by far the funniest.

"Dark Knuckled Neanderthal" is still the greatest insult against Amber that I've ever heard.

I'm not sure how well you know Michael Be Petty but it wouldn't surprise me that he has shit himself multiple times. He was/is a giant 300 plus pound nigger that ate through both his weight loss surgeries.

Though he doesn't have an IQ of 9 like amber im sure he used something more sophisticated like a stick.
 
Oh God oh Lord

Amber with a narc injury is my favorite Amber.
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Also this seems to imply that the washcloths of shame were only being used during that “vulnerable” time, but the piles and piles of washcloths in even your latest vlog contradict that, Amber!
Good stuff. The only thing melting down harder than Amber at the moment are the Doordash/UberEats servers processing all her orders.
 
I'm not sure how well you know Michael Be Petty but it wouldn't surprise me that he has shit himself multiple times. He was/is a giant 300 plus pound nigger that ate through both his weight loss surgeries.

Though he doesn't have an IQ of 9 like amber im sure he used something more sophisticated like a stick.

At the very least, we can confidently assume that Michael B Petty got that fucking fat through eating better food than Amber.

Amber is 600 pounds full of some of the most heinous cooking I've ever seen on the internet. lol.
 
When drama hits the fan like this in Gorl World, I miss Michael B. Petty. Imagine his commentary on this.

I know nothing about his life (so he could be a lolcow himself for all I know), but his reactions were by far the funniest.

"Dark Knuckled Neanderthal" is still the greatest insult against Amber that I've ever heard.
He left after Ambie's cancer video right? Actually - didn't multiple creators ease off for a while due to it. My memory is shit but at the time she just received less backlash from her viewers and reaction channels, because when you have cancer it means that you can do no wrong ever.
His videos weren't anything worthwhile because he more dug into her rather than give advice, but I'd be lying if I said he wasn't good background for cleaning, he's really the only reaction channel I can tolerate of hers. Zach the fag has to be the worst.
 
She has so much on Becky, yet, she's recycling years old gossip about Beck and her step-sister (as troubling as it is). She didn't say anything that we didn't know already in the post.

I'd love an explanation of why she couldn't clean her own wash cloths, when she can obviously reach the sink, herself. She certainly didn't need help with wiping after a few days. She really just felt that since she paid bills, wiping her own butt was too laborious.
 
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She has so much on Becky, yet, she's recycling years old gossip about Beck and her step-sister (as troubling as it is). She didn't say anything that we didn't know already in the post.

I'd love an explanation of why she couldn't clean her own wash cloths, when she can obviously reach the sink, herself. She certainly didn't need help with wiping after a few days. She really just felt that since she paid bills, wiping her own butt was too laborious.
she doesn't have anything that is why she is recycling
 
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