Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[StrawberryDouche]

*I am going to be a sperg here anyway and say that I'd argue Hamber didn't really "steal" the bipolar label from Becky or Eric. Imo you can't really say she is appropriating this diagnosis from them because it could not be more blatant that those two absolutely do not fucking have it either. I

Exactly. We did a deep dive on that dx mill and it really was a dx mill. They didn't even have an in-house psychologist on staff. There was someone who could prescribe many states away and would rubber stamp the local therapist's "diagnosis." I can't even remember which of them got the dx first, but all three coincidentally had the same one.

Lmao did Hamber infest the gaycare with bedbugs on top of everything else?

During her last SpiraLynn stream where she was Virtue and Truth and akshully, Becky is the liar, she is not the liar! the example she used to illustrate this immutable truth was that Becky lied to Eric and Ricky about her having bedbugs (because she asked her to) and I just

 

[StarkRavingMad]

Becky telling stories about Amber having to wipe with washclothes is very funny, and some of her recounting of events does provide some kino entertainment. I have said it before and I will say it again, commentators are making her extremely unlikable. Snowflake sucking her ass, and going off the deep end with the pedo allegations has made his content almost unwatchable, and Narc Alert tripping over self to jerk off the non binary horseshit is insufferable (though I do think she at least consistent, and other than the constant pronoun sperging has become better than most others). It is reaching the point that Becky is getting glazed so hard I went from finding her very sympathetic to kind of hating her. The only people not actively making her as unlikable as possible are Sin and Sass IMO.

Sin and Sass have basically become the only Gorl World reactors that I care to watch now. They're by far the most entertaining, and I find myself laughing with them when I have the time to watch their streams. I think a part of the reason why I like them is that they talk about other shit from their daily lives in their streams, giving the impression that Gorl World doesn't consume their lives-- they're just here for the lulz. In short, they act like normal people you're just shooting the shit with. lol.

I liked Mr. Snowflake ... But I'll just stick with his documentaries. He says the same things over and over with every reaction video, and he's been moralfagging as of late. I agree that there's some weird and creepy stuff involving Amber and young people, don't get me wrong ... But Snowflake is being an idiot going full force with accusations and saying them over and over.

EDIT:

I'm also so fucking tired of the pronoun moralfagging, and how so many Gorl World reactors are acting like cringey keyboard warriors over it.

I get it: Hold Amber to her own standards ... But the lectures about "respecting pronouns" to the viewers that so many Gorl World channels have done as of late are ridiculously obnoxious.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

*whispers into a microphone*

Pronouns.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

This gives me renewed ew face about the sheer volume of cheap perfume and body sprays Amber accumulates.
No wonder Amber is LiDdEruLly oBsSesSed with nasty celebrity perfumes and cheap lower-end designer perfumes like Bright Crystal. It’s all alcohol and sold in bulk so she can douse herself in it to try to cover up the smell of the lingering dingleberries the washcloth of shame missed.
It also makes the fact that others around her gifted her perfumed body products even more hilarious.
Not to mention the candles.
We all been knew that’s why, but the washcloth knowledge adds a layer of confirmation that I enjoy very much.

 

[janeir0]

Sin and Sass have basically become the only Gorl World reactors that I care to watch now.

Their begging is next-level obnoxious though, can only watch the edited videos

 

[1039]

Where are the ankle basketballz? Where's the shelf Beksiński nightmare?

Re: Washcloth/sink

How... would this feasibly work? I already was skeptical, but now I still am. Even if the washcloth was wet, it would just... slide/fall/drop off the edge.
Plus her wide, severely hail damaged flat toad ass would have to be (uh...Gahd...) PARTED. She can't even fucking reach back there. And she couldn't even KNOW if the flat toad asscrack is even in the RIGHT SPOT!

See my previous posts where I ask if Hambone even really used a standard toilet. Ancient Astronaut Theorists say... NO.

1. She'd crack the porcelain and could slice herself.
2. For Becky to wipe--picture this mightily deformed BAHEEM having to either stand up, or raise and lean FORWARD.
3. She cannot. Not without staff from the Brookfield Zoo on hand to assist.

I'm just asking the REAL questions here.

I'm pretty sure if her mother isn't drawing a washcloth through that fetid asscrack, then the bathroom has GOT to be a bona fide SUPERFUND site of shitty washcloths, shit, liquid shit, skinny turds, and whatever else.

With a DAINTY, DAINTY spritz of Bilie Eilish perfume.

Do us/we/they/it think she did this at Emily's house? Did she use Emily's washcloths?

 

[Depressed_Oni]

No problem @Depressed_Oni, happy to help.

As an aside, while we wait for more stuff to happen, what do y'all think her current weight actually is? Her last weight that she admitted to was 513lbs, but I think we can safely dismiss that as bullshit.

I also don't think she's past or at her highest weight of 572lbs, both due to the fact she just doesn't have that stream of income anymore, and that the lack of a butler also means that she needs to do more for herself. She also just doesnt look as fat as she did at her highest, even if you account for gravity and sagging.

I'd estimate her to be around 530-550lbs, but I'm far from an expert, so I'm curious to hear what you guys think.

I could see Amber hitting 530 for sure, I don’t believe she have ever accurately weighed herself in recent memory (it’s always a recording of the ceiling) plus I don’t think she can stand completely on any scales they sell on Temu.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Do us/we/they/it think she did this at Emily's house? Did she use Emily's washcloths?

You and I both know that Emily absolutely wanted Amber to do this, and made her show her doing it.
If someone is autistic enough or has enough free time, maybe they can spot a pile of new washcloths in the background of her vlogs being packed for her “vacation” to WI.

 

[Cornfed]

(Emphasis mine.)
Nobody cares about pronouns.

I agree with the stance Null took. However, what is annoying about the pronoun shit here is how EVERY reactor (with the exception of Sin and Sass) are stumbling over themselves (pun intended) to put in this performative act of correcting themselves over calling a woman a woman who still claims to be in a lesbian relationship.
It has come around to the point where it has crossed the threshold of being rubbed in one's face now...and that is where all tranny shit crosses the line. At this point I almost let out an audible groan when these people just have to validate a gender blob loser....because of how much they do it in order to somehow be more virtuous than fucking Hamber.
On a base level I agree with you, on a real level I'm over Becky and her glazing.

 

[Fee]

I agree with the stance Null took. However, what is annoying about the pronoun shit here is how EVERY reactor (with the exception of Sin and Sass) are stumbling over themselves (pun intended) to put in this performative act of correcting themselves over calling a woman a woman who still claims to be in a lesbian relationship.
It has come around to the point where it has crossed the threshold of being rubbed in one's face now...and that is where all tranny shit crosses the line. At this point I almost let out an audible groan when these people just have to validate a gender blob loser....because of how much they do it in order to somehow be more virtuous than fucking Hamber.
On a base level I agree with you, on a real level I'm over Becky and her glazing.

I think it's losers/incels that have no control anywhere so they get behind a keyboard and think they have some sort of power. They are probably weird and jump immediately on any bandwagon for any speck of attention and enjoy or get off on trying to control how others think and speak.

 

[passionpoop]

It's weird that Amber doesn't just privately hire somebody to wipe her ass. I know you can be blind to your own stink at times, but surely at some point you hit the threshold of "oh God" and need to wash just out of pure disgust. Even if Amber is blind to her own smell, if she exits a room and re-enters she should smell the stink of shit.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

It's weird that Amber doesn't just privately hire somebody to wipe her ass. I know you can be blind to your own stink at times, but surely at some point you hit the threshold of "oh God" and need to wash just out of pure disgust. Even if Amber is blind to her own smell, if she exits a room and re-enters she should smell the stink of shit.

The Amazawn/Doordash budget would never allow for such frivolous spending on...*checks notes* her health and hygiene.

 

[maybe a pigeon]

I hate that I remember this, but didn’t we learn from Erika or Valentine or whoever that Amber used a wiping device both for wiping and as a sex toy?

So how long did it take the big retard to google

I can’t reach to wipe my ass because I‘m too fat. What should I do?

and discover these tools exist? She apparently only popped for one after Becky moved out. If not google, then MSHPL might mention them. But neeeeeeeowwww, our Gorl has to squat on a washcloth-covered sink or get Becky to wipe her until she magically doesn’t have a resident wiper, at which point, she discovers Amazon.com, with its dazzling array of toilet paper holders and very dark washcloths.

What a thundercunt.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Apparently she has also slid in Zachary Michael's DMs as well. I see the "break"(down) is going well.

I hope any reactors she has messaged don't even mention it

 

[salacious]

Until Becky addresses the situation between her and her step sister, i don't give a shit about what she says. it's looking like she tore a page out of Big Al's book of victimhood. Most of what she's exposed isn't that shocking when you remember who she's talking about.

Big Backy ain't foolin' me. I'm not going to forget how willingly she latched onto big Al's tit when it was convenient, lying about both GFM's, and how she was pushing her step sister to talk to that POS sperm donor Jerry. If Big Al had these allegations on her, gorlworld wouldn't let her rest.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

I hate that I remember this, but didn’t we learn from Erika or Valentine or whoever that Amber used a wiping device both for wiping and as a sex toy?

I always wondered about the veracity of this claim.
If Amber owns a wiping wand (idk what they are actually called) it will be forever shamefully well-hidden unless Amber decides to share it. So that may forever remain as an Amber urban legend.
But the piles and piles of washcloths visible in any video, even from this year, indicates to me that Washclothlynn is still happening.
She wouldn’t have had to hide them from appearing on camera before her wiping habits were exposed. If anyone had mentioned them in a comment or super chat the response would have been “I have so many washcloths because I’m a clean gorlypop who showers! Did I mention I shower??”
It’s a different story now. Washcloths will be stored out of sight of the camera.

 

[StarkRavingMad]

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Apparently she has also slid in Zachary Michael's DMs as well. I see the "break"(down) is going well.

I hope any reactors she has messaged don't even mention it

lol the day after she announces a "break" from the internet.

"focus on myself" = obsess about what others say about her on the internet

Their begging is next-level obnoxious though, can only watch the edited videos

Maybe I'm just desensitized with watching livestreams in general because it doesn't affect\annoy me. lol.

 

[TardiX]

Do us/we/they/it think she did this at Emily's house? Did she use Emily's washcloths?

Well she did break the towel rack... maybe Emily's sink was too high

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Dump from dispekfulmolments & ambies.goorl on ig:

Spoiler: Images (hilarious images)

 

[KittiestKitty]

OH MY FUCKING GOD THAT FIRST PIC LMAOOOOOO